hello there!

[Zelaron]

well , i couldnt find the darned introduction forum so ill post here. Hi, i'm zelaron. I'm new alround here an I was wondering if anyone can be my guide?

[WetWired]

Nothing against you as a person, but having a user with the same name as the forums can only be trouble. Register under a different name.

[noraleZ]

damnit u delted the second account to why?u said make another well is this 1 ok it has zelaron spelt backwards.

[noraleZ]

ok ummm dude are uthere?i jsut found my old account so can u delte this 1 and that otherr u banned so theres no confusion?

[Lenny]

So it is. Ha ha, never noticed that. Well, hello.

Tips:

1. Unless you are a D2 fanatic, stay out of the D2 forums.
2. Do not trust me.

I have put #2 in myslef, so others don't have to say it.

Have fun. Don't piss off the memebers like I've been doing, or you may get banned.

Have fun, and HELLO!!!

[noraleZ]

so it is what?but anways i have to many accounts out of not paying attention what im doing delte al of the mbut zaphnathpaaneah.basicly delte this current account then il logon as zaph form here on.

[Lenny]

I think I kinda like this current account.

[Mantralord]

lo lo lo hey nolareZ i got legitestst itam 4 sale ebay GOOD PK!!!! u wanna join my clan???!??? i r l33test pk barb useast no korea pkpkpk....i r use c3po...i inventerated 3 dupe methodes but sold ebay 4 50000$ each1!!11!!!!!!!!!! lo i r teh bling bling but niggas got no SHAME!! :cry: :cry:

[Vollstrecker]

Nothing against you as a person, but having a user with the same name as the forums can only be trouble. Register under a different name.

You see his longevity? I wonder if it was Chruser, and he got bored...?

[kockblocker1]

The bar wasn't like that the first time he posted... I think..

[zagggon]

wow thats wierd

[Sovereign]

Odd. His id number is 10,987, yet he registered long before me. Also, when I check his ip and email adress, they are non existant -_-. WW are you playing some dirty joke on us.

[noraleZ]

i noticed that too my longevity went way up.

[zagggon]

Hey wtf you were not banned like just a min ago?!? HUH!!??!!?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE SPIRITS ARE AMONG US!!!!

[platnum]

What the fuck.

[Web Master]

hmm i think if u register as someone import like zelaron u get a bonus :)

[longevity =100%]

quit banning me plz stop it stop it why bann me ive done nothing quit it !

[kockblocker1]

Try Supreme Moderator next...

[longevity =100%]

lol......i odnt know how i did it but it did also made my ip secret????????:).

[WW the unbound]

u seem to be bnanning me plz stop its not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!and u havent told me why yet either who is doing this?

[Vollstrecker]

Just quit.

[WW the unbound]

vol is that u?//

[Vollstrecker]

No, I'm Voll's evil twin brother.

[Sovereign]

Who do you think?

Stop creating new acounts. Talk to an admin if you wish to be unbanned.

[dont ban me!!!!]

o ok sorry but why was i banned if uread he siad to make a new account i did and now im being banned for it.

[Sovereign]

Your ip is identical to wiggulsworth, who was banned recently as well. Don't play stupid.

[i have read rul]

ok im osrry il lstop.but i do wonder how the hell i registered as zelaron and got my long so high..is that normal?

[Sovereign]

My guess is that there was a username zelaron, created logn ago. I think a while ago, wetwired deleted all inactive accounts as well. Soooo maybe your logevity is really that of the person who created the original zelaron account, back in 2001.

[Grav]

The board didn't fucking start in Feb 2001 though..

??

[Sovereign]

Wtf ?????

O_O

-_-, that fact totally slipped my mind .

[Doofus_AW]

boring........

[Adrenachrome]

IPBan please!>?!?!??!

[Grav]

My longevity was raped, rofl.

[Sovereign]

Theres noone on who CAN ip ban him -_-

[PureRebel]

find out where he lives, and destroy his comp!

[‡AC‡]

Looked at member database and found this...

Name:-----------Created:

zelaron forum
----------------Yesterday
zelaron forums
----------------Yesterday
zelaron owner
----------------Yesterday
zelaron.com
----------------Yesterday
zelaron.net
----------------Yesterday

[Raziel]

This is like watching somebody spraying a retard with a firehose. He falls down, gargling screams through the water, coughing, choking. He tries to get back up and the force of the water knocks him flat again, and again and again. He's totally confused, has no idea what's going on or why he's all wet and can't stand up, so he's screaming things like "stp banning me plz!!11!", only because he has Down's syndrome it all comes out in vowels, so it sounds more like "uh hanning ee eez!!11!"

Funny shit.

[Grav]

Somehow that reminded me of Zelaron! I had to take a huge mental leap for that one. I think I broke something.

[WetWired]

:rolleyes:
I didn't want real people with real accounts with the word zelaron in them, so I removed all traces of wig from the account, then proceded to create several other place holder accounts to prevent names from being registered. I have it set up to not allow any name with zelaron in it now, so I just deleted them all. As for the longevity thing, oops, I forgot it was 2002, not 2001; it just seems that long :p.

wig is ip banned.

[Lenny]

You mean that all these weird accounts in this post have all been Wig?

Oh, you gotta let me translate all his jibberish. I've vowed to follow him and translate any jibberish he types?

Can I have a shot at it?

Please?

[Raziel]

Nobody's stopping you, Arnold.

[Dr. Geekstar]

my brains hurt... can some mod explain and close the thread ??

someone go shoot the fucker

[Lenny]

Arnold??? Who's Arnold?

Geekstar. Wiggulsworth (ex. member) apparently created lots and lots of accounts. He then posed as a completely new member and started up this thread. He was then repeatedly banned, so created more accounts, which were too banned.

Hopefully the madness is now over, and I can get back to translating his mindless gibberish.

[Sovereign]

Wiggulsworth was Koftr, on a new account. Koftr was banned a while ago, I believe by chruser... or me. I don't remember. He was banned for creating a new account, and because he was a previously banned member.

[Thanatos]

Holy shit, how many banned accounts does this guy have? Must be a record.

[Sovereign]

8 accounts on his current IP. He had another one when using koftr.

[Thanatos]

Is that a record?

[Dr. Geekstar]

IP-Ban ????????????

[Sovereign]

In one period of time, I believe so.