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Mantralord
2004-10-04, 04:27 PM
I think I started when I was 12.
`Insolence`
2004-10-04, 04:34 PM
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!King_Amazon!
2004-10-04, 04:34 PM
12. Some gay guy taught me how.
timmay1113
2004-10-04, 04:37 PM
12 or 13... 7th grade sometime, when i really discovered "the internet is for porn"
Adrenachrome
2004-10-04, 04:49 PM
I was 12, i guess.. Penthouse I think...
Demosthenes
2004-10-04, 04:49 PM
Ten or eleven, I think.
slaynish
2004-10-04, 04:52 PM
Last week!
Randuin
2004-10-04, 05:13 PM
10, god damn 10 characters.
Hades-Knight
2004-10-04, 05:45 PM
helll I used to pillow-fuck when I was 7
Randuin
2004-10-04, 05:48 PM
And you rode knights. What's your point?
wilma
2004-10-04, 07:02 PM
Last week!

i take it that was for your boyfriend. I mean you not having a dick and all......
slaynish
2004-10-04, 08:10 PM
Mkay.

Ten Characters.
wilma
2004-10-04, 08:19 PM
my daddy is gay

correction. I guess it wasnt your boyfriend
Sovereign
2004-10-04, 08:21 PM
Don't really remember.
zagggon
2004-10-04, 08:28 PM
hahahaha yeah Timmay you hit it right on the dot
Thanatos
2004-10-04, 08:53 PM
You guys realize this thread gives mantralord the jollies, right?
Sovereign
2004-10-04, 08:57 PM
Well yeah, that just goes without saying.
Penny_Bags
2004-10-04, 09:11 PM
What's masturbating? Can you do it with friends?
Slim
2004-10-04, 09:30 PM
I started in the womb!
Randuin
2004-10-04, 09:46 PM
It's only fun when you share it!
PureRebel
2004-10-04, 10:14 PM
12. Some gay guy taught me how.

did he hold your dick for you as well?
Thanatos
2004-10-05, 09:35 AM
Sounds like you're a little bit too interested... KagomJack, I believe you can finally relate to somebody on this forum.
Kuja`s #1
2004-10-05, 09:56 AM
Thus ends all illusions I had that the forum was going uphill.

13....maybe 12. I repress.(sp?)
platnum
2004-10-05, 01:38 PM
Like 7th grade, when I got my first computer.
Penny_Bags
2004-10-05, 02:38 PM
My daddy beats me is that called "mastrbatinG"?
HandOfHeaven
2004-10-05, 04:59 PM
Now, are we supposed to expect another thread from mantralord about when/if you started circle jerking?
Sovereign
2004-10-05, 05:03 PM
You just suggested it -_-.
HandOfHeaven
2004-10-05, 05:07 PM
Oh shit...
Mantralord
2004-10-05, 05:17 PM
Bah, no one circle jerks anymore.
HandOfHeaven
2004-10-05, 05:20 PM
Don't you ?
Thanatos
2004-10-05, 06:10 PM
Wtf, don't ask him!
Demosthenes
2004-10-05, 06:39 PM
No bell curve?
Mantralord
2004-10-05, 06:51 PM
Seems like more kids are masturbating early nowadays, it's a shame:
Thanatos
2004-10-05, 07:06 PM
What in the.. I don't even see how that halfway relates to mastur... WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT!?
Mantralord
2004-10-05, 07:21 PM
What in the.. I don't even see how that halfway relates to mastur... WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT!?

Read the text on the bottom of the picture.
Penny_Bags
2004-10-05, 07:47 PM
Thats just fucked up.
Sovereign
2004-10-05, 08:58 PM
Yeah, haha.
Penny_Bags
2004-10-05, 09:28 PM
Summertiiiiiime.... and the livins easy... what?
Lenny
2004-10-06, 12:32 PM
Summertime, great song. I can play it on my trumpet as well.

"Hmm, must go polish my trumpet, and give it a good blow. It's as dirty as hell and as cold as a winters eve. Oh shit, I just scratched the bell end. Oh look, I've been blowing it for so long some water is dripping out the end..."

Extract from: "A Day in the Life of a Trumpet Player".
Mantralord
2004-10-06, 01:24 PM
Here's a quote from a classic song I like:

Everybody......Rock your body........Everybody........Rock your body right! Backstreet's back alright!
Lenny
2004-10-06, 01:26 PM
Backstreet? As in the Backstreet Boys? Or were they called Backstreet Boys? I can't remember. Too long ago. Oh well, where's my trumpet gone? I'm in the mood for a good polish. I'm gonna polish till it glows in the dark. Oh yeah.
Mantralord
2004-10-06, 02:36 PM
I'm gonna polish your dick until it squirts cum...in the dark.
Lenny
2004-10-06, 02:38 PM
No mantra. Bad mantra. I'm talking about trumpets.

Btw, I've got a set of pipes that need blowing, do you wanna try?
Penny_Bags
2004-10-06, 02:57 PM
Lenny you know he is gay right? And he isn't kidding he is being serious... I am just giving you the heads up...



I am jacking off right now!
Mantralord
2004-10-06, 03:02 PM
Well, even if I am gay, which I am, there's still no threat to him, since it's the Internet.
Hades-Knight
2004-10-06, 03:07 PM
It's only fun when you share it!

You mean teh cum?
Lenny
2004-10-06, 03:11 PM
I'm only messing you know. Comes with being a Trumpet player. All the sexual jokes about trumpets etc.

Btw, mantra, you wanna lick the mouthpiece? It doesn't work properly if it isn't wet.
Mantralord
2004-10-06, 03:16 PM
No is company policy. Start liking it.







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Penny_Bags
2004-10-06, 05:57 PM
Fuck... what IS in my wallet?
Lenny
2004-10-08, 12:34 PM
My wallet is kinda empty. I'm broke and hating it. I've even lost my cards. God dammit.
Dr. Geekstar
2004-10-08, 12:42 PM
back to topic: 11yo i think... not too sure

edit: WHO THE FUCK VOTED 17+ ??????
Lenny
2004-10-08, 12:51 PM
Well it wasn't me. I haven't voted.

Great comment from someone today. We asked him if he wanked, and him being touchy on the subject, blatantly denying that he does, whenever we've asked him, said:

"I don't wank that often" before realising what he said. It was kinda amusing. My other friend there nearly choked on his lunch he was laughing so much.