Senior Plungers!

[Thanatos]

Here's the story: Last year a freshman got paddled about 3 times and whined his pussy ass to the administration and got paddles banned. I was a Junior last year, so this means my class doesn't get paddles! I hate that freakin' kid.

Anyway, we Seniors are not going to take this lying down. We've all went out and got plungers from hardware stores and are going to plunge the shit out of the freshman. Especially that one faggoty Sophmore prick.

Let the plunging begin.

[Tyrannicide]

rofl, wut a pussay.

Plunge him good all non mighty ones.....

[Penny_Bags]

This thread smells like gay asshole.

[Grav]

Obligatory Kagom Joke: Obligatory Kagom Joke.

[Adrenachrome]

WTF!?! You have corpral punishment? Where the fuck are you?

[Penguin]

I predict... a lawsuit in which he wins. Remember kids, it does not matter if hes a whiney little kid, if he wins a lawsuit, he owns your soul forever. =[ I wish some semi rich kid would beat me up to a point where I could get like 40 grand from him....

[`Insolence`]

Thanks for ruining America :)

[Penguin]

Thanks for letting upper class Americans stomp all over your roach infested lower class face.

[`Insolence`]

Middle class*

Can't help what I was born into... what're you gonna change about it?

[Penguin]

I wanna get rich so I can stomp on faces like mine used to be.

[`Insolence`]

Oh boy, are you listening to yourself?

Waste(sp) of a person.

[Penguin]

Wanna trade activity levels?

[`Insolence`]

Want to lose weight?

[Penguin]

I am not at all overweight. You must be like 180 pounds or more.

[`Insolence`]

120.

Very fit...

[Sovereign]

Post a picture. There needs to be proof.

Oh wait.... :laugh:

[`Insolence`]

I have a ton of pictures, from when I used to waste my time at a picture review site, if you want proof :)

(unless I'm not picking up on your sarcasm)

[Sovereign]

I was refering to penguin ;)

[Penguin]

I only weigh like 165... And that is good compared to some people on zelaron.

[`Insolence`]

Yeah, I recalled him being fat.

I noticed his picture was void from the members picture list.

And mine was recently added, yippe :D

[Penguin]

165 is not fat. If we took the average weight of the zelaron members, I would probably be below the average weight.

[`Insolence`]

Care to post your picture?

My friend Kody weighs 155, is about 5'8 and is very muscular.

I highly doubt you're very muscular, but you may be tall.

[Eddie_Perez]

Do you find yourself constantly examining his physique?

[PureRebel]

but you may be tall.

3 ft 8 with 380 inch wide hips doesnt count ass tall, unless u tip him sideways o_O

[Grav]

I just made a noise like "Di di di di di di di di" because I tried to laugh but choked on fat.

[PureRebel]

haha omg..

[Penguin]

3 ft 8 with 380 inch wide hips doesnt count ass tall, unless u tip him sideways o_O
I'm sorry, who exactly are you? :weird:

[Sovereign]

You might know if you were actually active :P

[Randuin]

Kerry is soooo gonna win.

[Adrenachrome]

225 pwn you all.

[Thanatos]

What the hell!? My beautiful thread turned into a plot for a gay man porno. Enough of this nonsense.

Today (homecoming) was the day we brough in the plungers. Some people had taken broom sticks and attached them to the rubber part of the plunger so they were about 4 feet long. Plunging people's faces = fun.

[Lenny]

Wow. Did you get any pictures? Out of interest, do you have any spare plungers? I kinda need one as a mute, but can't be bothered buying the real thing when these are better. They distort the G to no end.

[`Insolence`]

Examining his physique?

OR, his girlfriend references it all the time.

C'mon, not everyone is gay... you still haven't said how tall you are, fatty :)

[zagggon]

115 pounds

[symnzXx]

115 pounds
fuckin shrimp. i'd stomp your face in.

[Namisha]

5ft 4in and 90lbs :)

[`Insolence`]

Wow, you're really skinny :).

And symnzXx, you realize how moronic you sound using the old 'I CAN BEAT YOU UP' over the internet line.

[Namisha]

ya btw i'm new what do u do on this game no ones answering me :(

[Grav]

It's obviously some kind of zagggon type device.

[Namisha]

what the??

[zagggon]

fuckin shrimp. i'd stomp your face in.
Lmao you little piece of trash I could own the hell out your weak shitty excuse for a body, but I doubt you could even out bench my 6th grade brother.

[Sovereign]

http://zelaron.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=92

[Adrenachrome]

Knock that shit off kids, neither of you is gonna do a god damn thing so shut the fuck up.

[Sovereign]

Why does thou replyeth to me?

[Randuin]

Alot of people don't know how to use Zelaron... It's really quite sad :(

[HandOfHeaven]

Operator Error.

I'm 5'10" and about 130 pounds.

[zagggon]

Knock that shit off kids, neither of you is gonna do a god damn thing so shut the fuck up.
mustache man!

[KagomJack]

ha ha ha! have fun dude. tell me if you make that little pussy cry.

[HandOfHeaven]

I always make pussy cry, they like it that much.

[Thanatos]

Alot of people don't know how to use Zelaron... It's really quite sad :(

They know how to use it, they just don't care about who they reply to. Neither should you. =\