Hoping this is a joke...

[Sovereign]

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

[D3V]

Yeah, it's a joke. I thought you knew..

[Titusfied]

Those are awesome experiments that won! They deserved it!!!

[Hades-Knight]

nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.


PFFFT!!!!!!! }OMGMISSILE!}>

[KagomJack]

I was laughing at first until I realized they were for real...it goes to show Baptists ARE crazy :(

[PureRebel]

omfg sov, how do u find this funny shit?


"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" = ownage lol