TheFinalrei
2004-09-13, 11:51 PM
Hi, my name is garbad, and I think I am ub3r l33t. At the age of 12 I discovered the game called "Diablo II: Lord of Destruction" at my local K-mart. I thought, "omg this game so pro, i r take break from cleaning my pipe off to unstraight pOrnfo!!" So, I decided to take my chance of a new adventure and buy the game. At the age of 14 I discovered that I liked guys, my momma always used to tell me "lo lo lo all that 'ejecting the cargo' off to teh fruit of the loom pOrnfo would make you teh opposite of straight garby!" But i r took no chances, my favorite in the queer eye of the straight guy was this guy named Zharous. I r f3ll in love with zhar so I decided to shave off my pubic hair. I r also cyber'd with zharous because he so pro. At the age of 15 I decided to tryout for a special dueling clan called gi, at first I thought it stood for gayguy intuendo, but it stood for "gimmeitam" and this to me was too not pro so i r decide to talk with zhar and make a new dueling clan call "Legit 76." The rules were simple, no teleport, no rune words, no poison, no cold mastery, no guided arrow, no frozen orb, no multi arrow, no faster r/w, no shapeshifting skill, no hydra, no meteor, no bone spirit, no lower resist, no damage reduce, no whirlwind, no berzerk, no cruel weapons, no wake of fire, no lightning sentry, no death sentry (omfg leech), no leech, no blocking, no mindblast, a cap of 10% faster cast rate, no summons at all, and lvl cap of 76. All rules listed were so pro! All of these gg and fair rules provided legit dueling games and guess what, I always won! And i r also were able to get 40 3/19/20 small charms with 900 duped cham runes, but then 1.10 came out...
I r depressed when 1.10 came out, because I r started losing to ww barbs, conc barbs, zerker barbs, singing barbs, orb sorc, fb sorc, light sorc, blizz sorc, hydra sorc, widow maker sorc, wind druid, fury druid, normal druid, fissure druid, ice blast druid, trapper assassin, ma assassin, whirlwind assassin, mind blast assassin, bow zon, spear zon, poison zon, buriza zon, cs zon, and all necromancer. "omg i r getting owned again? time to banninate!" I thought, but that wasn't the case, so now I decided to make a new clan where you no use mana pot, no use AA, no use mh, no use bliz, no use bone spirit, no use bone spear, no use foh, no use charge, no use faster r/w, no use smite, no use zeal, no use hammer, no use traps, no use mind blast, no use frozen orb, no use hydra, no use meteor, no use synergy, no use fire ball, no use tornado, no use hurricane, no use ice blast, no use bow, no use spear, no use runeword, no use rare itam, no use conc, no use whirlwind, no use zerk, no use iron skin, no use natural resist, no use increase sp33d, no use any unique itam of any kind as well because 99% of them r dupe they are. I r decide to name ub3r pro clan "clan-honor" because clan-honor so much honor with legit dueling and legit rule. But you guys should check out www.clan-honor.com and i decided to actually let physical dmg characters use a minimum of 8% dr. LoLoLo i r so l33t legitist, thx for reading my biography.
I r depressed when 1.10 came out, because I r started losing to ww barbs, conc barbs, zerker barbs, singing barbs, orb sorc, fb sorc, light sorc, blizz sorc, hydra sorc, widow maker sorc, wind druid, fury druid, normal druid, fissure druid, ice blast druid, trapper assassin, ma assassin, whirlwind assassin, mind blast assassin, bow zon, spear zon, poison zon, buriza zon, cs zon, and all necromancer. "omg i r getting owned again? time to banninate!" I thought, but that wasn't the case, so now I decided to make a new clan where you no use mana pot, no use AA, no use mh, no use bliz, no use bone spirit, no use bone spear, no use foh, no use charge, no use faster r/w, no use smite, no use zeal, no use hammer, no use traps, no use mind blast, no use frozen orb, no use hydra, no use meteor, no use synergy, no use fire ball, no use tornado, no use hurricane, no use ice blast, no use bow, no use spear, no use runeword, no use rare itam, no use conc, no use whirlwind, no use zerk, no use iron skin, no use natural resist, no use increase sp33d, no use any unique itam of any kind as well because 99% of them r dupe they are. I r decide to name ub3r pro clan "clan-honor" because clan-honor so much honor with legit dueling and legit rule. But you guys should check out www.clan-honor.com and i decided to actually let physical dmg characters use a minimum of 8% dr. LoLoLo i r so l33t legitist, thx for reading my biography.