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Sovereign
2004-09-01, 12:56 PM
1.) Look at the way she runs. Just look at it. Do you notice how she leans forward when running? Imagine you are a paladin and you are dueling her. She runs at you like that with her head lowered, it looks like shes trying to give you head! She uses that sex trick to distract the paladin!!! DISGRACEFUL!

2) THis also has to do with the way they run. Look at her when shes wearing lite armor. It's low cut! The top of her *Gasp* breasts are visible. When she runs, she luges forward to once again, distract her enemy. Is she trying to kill them or fuckign seduce them. OMFG!

3) Her lower body attair is that of a skank! I mean look, its a fucking LOIN CLOTH. You know how when you run your shirt flaps in the wind. Well the same can happen with this piece of ... stuff covering her rump! Shes only doing this to distract all of the male monsters and people she is pking, to gain an upper hand. Shes using her body to seduce then kill these creatures and fellow human beings!

4) The loin cloth again!!!!!!!!!! EASY ACESS for when she wants to get dirty. She doesnt even have to take anything off. omfg. She can do it to Rakanishu and make it look like shes just sitting on him! Disgraceful.

5) The way she talks. Omg the way she talks. Go listen to her. GO FUCKING LISTEN TO HER. her voice is so calm, so soothing (when shes not threatening you). I guarentee that every straight man will instantly get kinky ideas after hearing this!

There are probably much more reasons, but i'd rather not dive head first into this skanks motives.

`Insolence`
2004-09-01, 01:13 PM
If only you were funny... now go masturbate to hentai.

Sovereign
2004-09-01, 01:31 PM
Comedy? Is everything a joke to you, old man?! This are legitamate points and I'm bringing them forth so that duelers are aware of her tactics!

Vollstrecker
2004-09-01, 03:30 PM
Boooooooo.

Sovereign
2004-09-01, 03:35 PM
Fine. Don't take my warnings. It's your death, not mine!


FOOLS

`Insolence`
2004-09-01, 05:19 PM
You won't let it die, will you 'BattleCruiser' ;)

Ganga
2004-09-01, 05:20 PM
My pally beat every assassin so far.

tokill.ace
2004-09-01, 05:24 PM
Assasins suck. I haven't lost to like any of em, except for a nk. And of course sovs old ww sin.

blckshdwdragon
2004-09-01, 05:50 PM
and they say i need to get a life =.=......... lol.....

Vollstrecker
2004-09-02, 07:24 AM
And of course sovs old ww sin.

That was basically my WWsin, but for some reason, mine had more life and did more damage.

Oh, wait. He had on Angelics 90% of the time, while I was using BK Ring, Raven, and Mara's.

Mystery Solved!

Sovereign
2004-09-02, 01:05 PM
Ahem. I built it... I just upgraded the armor from my 44 bramble to j00r 48. And the 2 chaos claws that got stolen w00t w00t.