Online Dating OMFG!!!!

[Doofus_AW]

My first match! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Demosthenes]

http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/goyou.gif

[Mantralord]

My first match! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I bet the beauty can suck you real hard. Ooh, she also has a nice, long handle, I like that. I'd like to lick that, mmm...it looks so hard! That vacuum cleaner can do me any day.

[Sovereign]

Congratulations, Doofus!

[Doofus_AW]

You can tell shes sitting in a freekin trailer too.

[Ganga]

LOL, i want to know what website you use, they need to be sued.

[Xenn]

This just makes me sad, in a pitying sort of way.

She's really at the end of her rope there, and desperately wants a relationship, while all the 13 year olds are off fucking in the back seat of a 99' Saturn...



Then again she's probably an ignorant racist white-trash biatch too, so screw her ;)

[kockblocker1]

Seriously,
That is the funnist thing I have seen all day. I kind of feel bad for laughing at "it". Why don't you give this dating service a try.

[Titusfied]

OMFG! What a |33t pic!!!

Doofus.. I don't even know what to say.. Go to an 18 to enter, 21 to drink bar? ;)

[Doofus_AW]

OMFG! What a |33t pic!!!

Doofus.. I don't even know what to say.. Go to an 18 to enter, 21 to drink bar? ;)


Yea lol just drag me out back and shoot me now, I am a light shove away from trolling the shopping malls lol.

[tokill.ace]

L.O.L. She looks like a mix of a man and a grandma. Ew. Sick.

[platnum]

What dating service is this.

[Doofus_AW]

What dating service is this.

eharmony.com

Apparently this is my "Soul Mate" o_O

[ask_rabber]

Matched on 29 different dimensions!

[tokill.ace]

Try to find one more site hehe so you have DOUBLE!! the matches.

[D3V]

Just go to ebay.com and buy some motion lotion.

Then go to google.com and type in porn.

You'll be set with a new partner every night, and its alot cheaper

[Hades-Knight]

doofus try adultfinder.com ........or you can always go to www.zombo.com , you can do anything at zombocom

[Sovereign]

Nice new sig.

[tokill.ace]

I like Carly Patterson, she rox.

Good luck Doofus, wait do u HAVE to date her?

[Titusfied]

No, I highly doubt he has to do anything. I'd hit it though. ;)

[Sovereign]

Im assuming you meant with a shovel.

[tokill.ace]

I dunno how Eharmony works but i know this website that when someoen sumbits to you, you HAVE to date him/her.

[Sovereign]

And I'm assuming their member base is in the double digits?

[Demosthenes]

I dunno how Eharmony works but i know this website that when someoen sumbits to you, you HAVE to date him/her.

I doubt they can make you do anything.

[Doofus_AW]

Im assuming you meant with a shovel.

Bahahahahaha :haha:

[Hades-Knight]

PIITB!!!!!

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Vollstrecker]

This thread makes me want to find MY soulmate on this site...

Maybe everyone should, for a laugh...

[EvilLeprechaun]

Internet dating sites are ridiculous. I love listening to the commercials that tell how many people have gotten married over eharmony.com. There is no way. Unless people are actually that pathetic. Cause....I'm not.....I need love.....*cry*

[Ganga]

This thread makes me want to find MY soulmate on this site...

Maybe everyone should, for a laugh...

But there is not enough girls for everybody here... LOL Voll I know you dieing to take Kangom for your soulmate!!! LOL, I can see it now!

[Vollstrecker]

Nah, I've got a few women interested in me, don't need men. I'm not very photogenic, so my pics are all horrible...

Anyway, without ANY further ado, I give you....

MY SOULMATE!

[tokill.ace]

Lol, guess people don't like people like you...then they must not like anyone.

[Vollstrecker]

I think I'm too mentally (and emotionally) chaotic for most people.

Either that, or I should've lied about my income. ;)