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Hades-Knight
2004-08-15, 03:47 PM
So yesterday I was ROTFLMAO when this dirty S.O.B. came rollin by with his ho and her DKNY blinging. I continued to LOL but the jerk yelled "STFU" at me, and I said "WTF"?
I said Ill BRB and ran to get my PIITB missile, and smiled.... "BTW you MF'n Newbie, THX 4 tha gg, but FYI Im a LOLLERBADASS and UR about 2 get PWNED." His GF screamed "OMFG, your E-cock is enormous!" The shorty looked back at her BF and said "TTYL, dont w8 up 4 me." She tossed on her LOLLERSKATES, and me, I launched that PIITB Missile in that h8r's ass. WOOT!
Moral of da story is that U gotta PIITB, otherwise youll be a flamed troll the rest of UR life.
Chruser
2004-08-15, 03:56 PM
*transmits LOLLOGRAM of self to Hades-Knight and stabs him with an ESP spear*
Jamesadin
2004-08-15, 04:34 PM
Thatdude! Noooo!
Thanatos
2004-08-15, 06:46 PM
Wtf is PIITB?
Knowing HK as well as I do (not at all) I'm guessing "put it in the butt".
tokill.ace
2004-08-15, 09:53 PM
where does this s.o.b live?
In the bottom of the ocean, go find him. Just walk around the bed yelling his name, you'll find him eventually.
Thanatos
2004-08-15, 11:04 PM
If it meant what you said it meant Slim, his last sentence would read like this:
The moral of the story is that you have to put it in the butt, or else you will be a flamed troll for the rest of your life.
And that, my friends, deserves a ROFLCOPTER!
Yeah, I had a good laugh after translating it into English and reading it. Can I get a side of lolsauce with my lmaoburger?
Thanatos
2004-08-15, 11:36 PM
Only if you order some french fries!
Lmao... french.. heh.
Penny_Bags
2004-08-16, 12:46 AM
I like fascist fries and veggie burgers.
Put it in the butt missle!
Penny_Bags
2004-08-16, 01:19 AM
Homos are for homos... and bihomos.
-=Rico-GP=-
2004-08-16, 03:58 AM
Don't forget about the trihomo. They'll tri anything.
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Penny_Bags
2004-08-16, 09:58 AM
That was toothy.
Thanatos
2004-08-16, 04:52 PM
This thread is my favorite.
OmniFalcon
2004-08-16, 05:01 PM
The post was like one of those geeky people who try to talk 1337 in a regular conversation.
s0 1 pwnt h1$ b1tch 4ss b4 1 dr0p3d t3h f-b0mb up h1$ f0sh1zz73t!
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