Interesting idea.

[Thanatos]

I had a couple of friends that graduated last year and they were making fun of me because I had to go to school today. I got to thinking and came up with this:

What if one my graduated friends went back to their homeroom on the morning that school starts again. The teacher takes role and then asks if there is anyone that she did not call. My friend raises his hand and says, "You didn't call my name.."

She looks at him a little closer. "Didn't you graduate last year?"

My friend should then say, "Oh.. waiiitttt! FUCK YEAH I DID! SCREW ALL YOU GUYS, I'M OUT!" and then leave.

I would laugh my ass off. Literally. I am so going to do this next year.

[Slim]

I'm definately going to do that when I graduate, after I try to pull off a nice little prank I read.

Take 3 pigs (there are alot of them around here, in fact I could probably borrom them from my friends dad who's a pig farmer) and paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them and leave a note on the office saying "I have realeased 4 pigs into the school, good luck finding them). Of course they will eventually find the 3 pigs, but will keep looking for the missing number 3.

[tokill.ace]

Edit: sorry had to re-read it was paying attention to my cat

[Slim]

What the fuck are you talking about?!

[platnum]

That is an amazing idea thanatos.


Slim, your idea does not appeal to me. Probably because I live in a city and we don't have pigs.

[tokill.ace]

yea that would so kick ass idea also laugh my ass off thats a awesome idea

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Rofl, pwnage...

[Penny_Bags]

He lives in the middle of nowhere... pigs are everyhwere.

[Slim]

Exactly, but I prefer to call it "corn hell", not the middle of nowhere.

[zeal311]

I'm definately going to do that when I graduate, after I try to pull off a nice little prank I read.

Take 3 pigs (there are alot of them around here, in fact I could probably borrom them from my friends dad who's a pig farmer) and paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them and leave a note on the office saying "I have realeased 4 pigs into the school, good luck finding them). Of course they will eventually find the 3 pigs, but will keep looking for the missing number 3.

Very played out. Not to mention you forgot that you msut first soak the 3 pigs in slippery oil.

[Death]

Haha , yes , that would be funny :)

[Titusfied]

Heh, trust me guys, once you finish high school, you will find no immediate need or urge to go back there and do any of the sort.

[Penny_Bags]

Yeah, once I leave highschool, the only reason I will be going back is to shit on it's door step.

[Thanatos]

Heh, trust me guys, once you finish high school, you will find no immediate need or urge to go back there and do any of the sort.

I'm still going to do my idea.

[Sovereign]

Do you have a school cop? ANd if so is he a dick. If that was to happen here someone would be getting arrested, but only because 'Officer Coakley' is a prick.

[Slim]

Our school cop is a lesbian, and an ugly one at that. Doesn't matter though, she's just worried about catching potheads.

[Anman]

Good ol Australia... We are normal people.. We dont need school cops.

[Sovereign]

Our cop has a shotgun in his car and a submachine gun in his office.. in case a school shooting occurs.. I'm not even kidding.

[Randuin]

My PE teacher was a lesbian

[Slim]

So was my PE teacher in Jr. High. I think the school gets some kind of tax break for hiring lesbians, no other reason there should be so many.

[Titusfied]

That's a conspiracy I tell you! Or, the truth..

[Randuin]

You're a conspiracy.

Yea that didn't make any sense, but like what the hell, it's the chat room

[Thanatos]

Our school cop is too fat to do anything. Poor guy.

[w00t.ace]

we dont have a school cop, all we got is a bunch of wound-up-too-tight teachers that will give u detentions for talking(this is middleschool)

[Titusfied]

We had a guy that would cruise around in his Volkswagon. He was missing a finger. We called him "Four Fingers". Aren't we clever?

[Thanatos]

I would have called him The Cop That Has A Missing Finger, so yes, you are clever.

[Hades-Knight]

They have school security for like checking the parking lot and making sure no1 leaves w/o off campus pass for lunch, its like a 70 year old guy, all they give him is a bike........how the fuck is he supposed to stop anyone from elaving? i dont have the pass but i always leave with my friends, we pass right besides hima nd he waves at us.....roflcopter

[Randuin]

Our school cop is a lesbian

[Slim]

Is there some quota for lesbian school cops? Jesus christ.

[Randuin]

I think our principle is a lesbian too

[Slim]

Ours is a softspoken nancy boy, our old councelor was an alcoholic, our chemistry teacher is a pedophile, and I'm pretty sure the girls PE teacher has a penis. That should give you an idea of just how fucking weird this town/school is.

[Randuin]

And you're from that school... RUN

[Slim]

Godzilla! Meh, I'm one of the few normal people from this town. The fact that I'm considered normal says quite a bit about the strangeness of the "people" that surround me.

[Mantralord]

As for the school idea, it won't really work. Many people repeat a grade every year, and I've noticed that teachers will not comment on this, my guess being that they don't want to draw attention to the dumbasses.

On top of that, many teachers don't even ask if they missed anyone on their roll call. And if they do, they'll just tell you that you're not on the list and that you're probably in the wrong class.

Mantralord Corp, "Where ruining ideas is just half the battle. The other half is gravy."

[Thanatos]

Actually, it's required in my school that you ask "Is there anyone I didn't call?" and if you had good enough grades like my friends did, than the teachers would question their return to the school.

Fuck Mantralord Corp.

[slaynish]

Dude.

Mantralord Corp is leeter than your house, and life.

GG

[Thanatos]

Slaynish, yes I realize you wish you could be mantra's little cuban lover, but I don't think it's safe to publicly announce it. Do you?

[Mantralord]

Slaynish, yes I realize you wish you could be mantra's little cuban lover, but I don't think it's safe to publicly announce it. Do you?

OOH MY LITTLE CUBAN LOVER!! MANTRA = AROUSED!

[Thanatos]

That was the point.

[OmniFalcon]

My 8th grade PE Teacher was very sexist, but not lesbian. We had like constant bets at lunch if she would dress lesbian or be lesbian or something because she was also a LL (Lunch Lady, some1 who patrols around every table acting like she knows you are smuggling drugs).

As for the idea, yeah, that would be one of the funniest and oddest experiences anyone could .. experience in their life during high school.