Discuss HSCI (HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated) here

[HandOfHeaven]

For all of you that have your comments, bring them here. The other is merely for questions that have to do with my company, and for signing up. Thank you for your time, and posts.

[D3V]

May I have a staff position at HSCI ?

[HandOfHeaven]

HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated is a profit organization. We are currently looking for more staff members, and as soon as an Admin makes that poll public, I will take the applicants and put them in a Poll after skimming them down to a certain few. We need your trust, time, some money (will be payed back in tenfold if stolen), and most of all your friendship. We want to get you your TV dinner as soon as we can. Signing up gives you a ($1.00 US) paid Subscription to HSCI, and we will give you the most expert advice.

Recent studies show that the average zelaron-goer smells like a dirty sock. We can fix that. We will give you tips, and the best advice anywhere.


We love to help people
You can see if HSCI stock is right for you
Purchase is neccesary
Staff is needed
We will fight for your right to not smell like a dirty sock, etc.
Advice will be given on receiving of payment
My company is always open to suggestions
Leave more suggestions here



Thank you again for your time, and posts.

[HandOfHeaven]

Questions are reserved for the Sign-Up Thread. Vote for the 3rd choice, and I will get back to you in time.

[osmoses-jones]

is that realy company or you are joking

[HandOfHeaven]

Is it a real company you ask? Are you Joking, damn it?

It is in fact, a real company. Date of establishment: 7/27/2004. I signed the papers and everything. Can't a guy make an honest living?

[Slim]

It's a joke....

[D3V]

Only in Communist America!

[HandOfHeaven]

Keep your imbecilic comments elsewhere. Constructive criticism is allowed, however I will not tolerate ignorance. In other words, I'll tell Sov on you :P!

[D3V]

How do you know what dirty socks smell like you nasty human bea'n'!?

[HandOfHeaven]

Because I used to smell like dirty socks. Then my Guru told me a method on how to not smell like dirty socks. He taught me how to fish, but didn't catch a fish for me. I wish to have all people on zelaron not smell like dirty socks, and give them the advice they deserve!

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Raziel]

Threads merged. Did you really need three whole topics devoted to this retardedness?

[HandOfHeaven]

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. I hate mods that merge my threads about a scamfree company.

[HandOfHeaven]

We have now decided to make stock available to you, my fellow zelaron members, on and offline. The mere having stock gives you many benefits.

Of course, the TV dinner
Advice
You won't smell like dirty socks!
You won't be lonely
Free 1000 Hour AOL CD with mail in order
30 Pack CD-R in the following 2 weeks of order
Towel Rack when we feel like it
No more waiting, you come first
Customer is always right when having cash ;)
We will find a way to get your money!


Staff Positions are going to be finalized in the next month. As soon as an Admin+ makes that poll public, I will be able to find who all voted for that option, and ensure you all that the Staff will consist of the most complete and utter bullshit.


Thanks again for your time, and posts. (don't forget money too!)

[Titusfied]

What the fuck? TV dinners and shit, I don't get it..

[HandOfHeaven]

It's good to have. TV dinners come with the stock. We can't afford to give out fucking rolexes. So we are going ten steps cheaper. Sign up today! In about two weeks I will explain every detail, because I have not the time now, and I am going on vacation for ten days on thursday.