Free UNID anni OMG BOTH LADDER AND NON

[Ganga]

OMG, can you say??

anyway, I have 1x unid non ladder anni , AND 1 LADDER!! woot.

So there will be 2 winner, one from ladder and 1 from non, you have to be Useast Citizen to play!

anyway, can't think of anything interest how to give out these anni yet.. So just amuse me, you might get one!

Well... feel like you might not get one already? Don't fucking worry more godly items will give away. I am not a cheap bastard i wear everything i give out worth godly shit.

Got to get up to see how my thread is doing, anyway here is the way to win, I will assign points for me that had one good laugh, 1 point = 1 good laugh.
You points so far:

timmay1113: 2.5
PureRebel: 2
Dr. Geekstar: -1
symnzXx: .5
Sov: 1
Ext: .5

Rest of the thread sucked blah, I should take back the annis, but oh well, I am man of my words, Hit me up on aim to clam your prize.

Winners of GGG#1 is timmay and PureRebel, as Timmay will claim the whatever he choose to , ladder or non, then purerebel get the other, if they do not want the prize because they are too rich, prize will go to the third person etc.

Who ever have the most point will get the anni they want, etc.

[timmay1113]

lol so is it whoever kisses your ass the most or whoever begs the most??
Because i need one I BEG YOU heh

[Ganga]

yep, so starting licking my toa!

[timmay1113]

*lick* hmm... this isn't very tastey but hopefully it will be worth it

[Ganga]

hahaha, where's everybody else... need more than 1 player! There is 4 winner lol i need atleast 4 or more people now.. comon.

[timmay1113]

well... if no one else comes does that mean i can stop licking?

[iceman887]

i beg of you i need a anni or anything godly but this is nonlader but i will kiss your ass a lot

[timmay1113]

man i have already kissed it more than you want to know

[Ganga]

hahaha, timmay, so close to geting one already lol ahah.

[Sovereign]

You people are selling your dignity for annis -.-

Ganga, your an evil genious.

I can't spell for shit, fuck off

[timmay1113]

well i haveee been the only one kissing and licking for the past 25 mins, iceman tried but i bitched slapped him out of the way

[slaynish]

Dude
I deserve this anni.

I'll give you head.

No, i wont. Nevermind.

[Ganga]

muahahhaaahahah, lets say this is my grand opening of Ganga's Godly Giveaway, so call GGG.

[timmay1113]

Oh well lets say d2 is like a crack addiction. Same thing pretty much. And if you want head... (this is for the ladder anni)... it could be arranged...

[Ganga]

also tell me you want ladder or nl while amusing me, just letting you know the ladder one will really have to make me laugh.

[MightyJoe]

Okay look at the barb guide, nuff said.

[timmay1113]

damnit... I have all the motivation but nothing funny to say..... Hopefully i will figure it out soon

[Sovereign]

Timmay, take a picture of you sucking off a banana, that should get him to laugh hard enough.

[timmay1113]

lol too bad i dont have a camera around

[Ganga]

Also, to all the guest out there? Want to get free godly shit? sign up already, it doesn't matter if you are old or new member, it doesn't matter if you are old or young, male or female, ugly or ... ugly. Post here and might win a anni for today, maybe a ist rune (ladder) tomorow!!!

[timmay1113]

gahh dont bring any more competition for me

[Ganga]

Got to sleep now, result will be announce tomorow Night 10 pm (after my class :( ). I hope I wake up with laughter.

[timmay1113]

Damn... im going to be at fucking band camp all day and night tomorrow. I hate it...

[Auron]

it doesn't matter if you are ugly or ... ugly
thats kinda offencive don't ya think???
what if there was a reallly hot chick on zelaron???
wait wtf am i thinking??? kk nvm...
^_^ i'd like anni and maybe like something for sin, i might start east with you guys cause west is teh suxxorz

[timmay1113]

Yeah well if there was by chance a hot girl on zelaron that coincidentally lived by Ganga I think that would sway his decision. Lucky for us that isn't the case.

[Auron]

Yeah well if there was by chance a hot girl on zelaron that coincidentally lived by Ganga I think that would sway his decision. Lucky for us that isn't the case.
THATS SOOO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!!
i'm going to get like 203742397450983475 godly shitz on d2
get a hot neighbor girl hooked on d2
then trade d2 items for sex
^_^

[timmay1113]

lol well... if your a good looking guy that might work... otherwise hire a hot ass chick that lives next to ganga to suck his dick and rub her tits in his face 24/7 or do that for any d2 player with a shit load of stuff

[PureRebel]

ILL GIVE U ANY SEXUAL FAVOR FOR NL ANNI!!!
AND IF U THINK IM UGLY ILL USE A BAG OVER MY HEAD..
AND.. ILL LET U DO SOV FOR >>>FREE<<<
or.. ILL DO ANYTHING U WANT.. ILL RUB MY NIPPLES FOR U ::RUB RUB::!!

OoOoOo BABY!
Ill be you bitch for a day! :cry: :grin: :haha: :haha: ;)

[timmay1113]

Lol I think the object is for you to rub his nipples. ON a side note i would be your bitch for a month for a ladder anni

[PureRebel]

Ill Be His Bitch And Sex Slave Till Im Old And Saggy!!.

Pic Me Pic Me !~~~

[Ganga]

haha, kinda make me want to puke on that one. Anyway there will be constantly update on my first post, so look at my first post for your points!

[timmay1113]

and who the fuck would want old nuts??

[PureRebel]

and who the fuck would want old nuts??


You :P.. when im old u better start running coz i still have that photo of u i just drew....

[nddwind]

FUCK u ganga! your taking my mojo baby

[Ganga]

what? what you talking about :rolleyes:

[Dr. Geekstar]

he probably ment: 'FUCK u ganga! your taking my baby-mojo'

no ?? not funny ??? ah, my sense for humor sux... dont reply this one pls -.-

[timmay1113]

man if you come anywhere near me with that photo i will literally shoot you in the face

[Vollstrecker]

LOL

Ganga, you're a twisted bastard.

I like the way you think. ;)

[sue_13]

lol if u give me the ladder anni i'll overdose on acid and you can watch me flip out... i'd imagine it would be better than sexual favors from a bunch of dudes... hell maybe i'll even get you one of those chinese mail order brides like on dodgeball

[Ganga]

Since there are no more people to kiss my ass, I will drop the give away to 2 winner only with 1 unid anni on ladder and 1 unid anni on non ladder. Winner will be anouce tonight. Don't worry, those anni will be on next give away, which you don't have to kiss my ass... WOULD BE SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.

[Ganga]

lol if u give me the ladder anni i'll overdose on acid and you can watch me flip out... i'd imagine it would be better than sexual favors from a bunch of dudes... hell maybe i'll even get you one of those chinese mail order brides like on dodgeball

If you make a video of that, the anni is your ;)

[MightyJoe]

bah, the barb build pwns everything in this thread.

[Dr. Geekstar]

Just give me the anni and i wont eat your dog.

Will you give me the anni or will it be your surviving family member ? :rolleyes:

[ExT]

Ganga, you gotta make more threads like this, this is so hilarious.

You're my new God.

[Ganga]

don't worry, after this one end, there will be one up right after.

Anyway... you are not kissing my ass??? you don't want anni?? comon.

[ExT]

Well the other dudes just pm'd me and told me they didn't want the anni anymore, so can i get it?

By the way, did anyone ever tell you how sexy and smart the name Ganga sounded? :D

[Ganga]

That's not very amusing...

[ExT]

Seems like i suck at this :(

[Sovereign]

You don't get it. YOu need to pretty much humiliate yourself to attain this stone of dclone.

[symnzXx]

sov just pwned the rest of you asskissing homosexual fools while rhyming.

as for the contest, do massive loads of free porn amuse you well enough to get me points? :haha:

the 'asskissing homosexual fools' part was actually supposed to be a complement. :grin:

[ExT]

Maybe there's another way to gain that stone of Dclone. How about humiliating the OTHER people to gain it? :D

[symnzXx]

Maybe there's another way to gain that stone of Dclone. How about humiliating the OTHER people to gain it? :D
sounds good.

*posts a picture of you*

[Ganga]

hehe, pic kinda taking idea from other people, but i will give you .5 point for it.

[ExT]

sounds good.

*posts a picture of you*

Grrrr :mad:

*ExT bloody farts on symnzXx

[Sovereign]

Might want to get that rectal infection checked out if your farting blood..

[symnzXx]

Might want to get that rectal infection checked out if your farting blood..
maybe it was one of those european things.

[ExT]

I think I should stop here before i say more stupid stuff :D

[Vollstrecker]

Highly recommended.

[slaynish]

OMG, can you say??

anyway, I have 1x unid non ladder anni , AND 1 LADDER!! woot.

So there will be 2 winner, one from ladder and 1 from non, you have to be Useast Citizen to play!

anyway, can't think of anything interest how to give out these anni yet.. So just amuse me, you might get one!

Well... feel like you might not get one already? Don't fucking worry more godly items will give away. I am not a cheap bastard i wear everything i give out worth godly shit.

Got to get up to see how my thread is doing, anyway here is the way to win, I will assign points for me that had one good laugh, 1 point = 1 good laugh.
You points so far:

timmay1113: 2
PureRebel: 1
Dr. Geekstar: -1
symnzXx: .5
Sov: 1
Ext: .5

Who ever have the most point will get the anni they want, etc.



Ill get banned for it.

[SlickFic04]

Want somethin funny?

I went to seaside jersey for after prom for a weekend with all my boys and bitches and one of my friends lost a bet and so he had to eat a soggy biscuit aka a cum cookie. and here are the pics of him eating and well right after eating, lol.

Edit: IDK why but i cant see the pictures yet it says they are there....can u guys see em? and if u cant u can view them Here (http://zelaron.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2883&stc=1) and here (http://zelaron.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2884&stc=1)

[Dr. Geekstar]

no.... when u goto manage attachements, click the image name, it should bring up a new window, copy the url of that window and post it !

thats like the only 100% working solution i have

[slaynish]

HOLY FUCKING SICK!

Thats grosser than fuck.

[Dr. Geekstar]

omfg, look at the guys face... reminds me to that fat dude on the Midnight Club 2 box

[Sovereign]

Let me guess, you were the one who happily provided the supply? Sick fuck -_-

[Ganga]

Let me guess, you were the one who happily provided the supply? Sick fuck -_-

ok, that's no funny at all, that just sick.

[!King_Amazon!]

Everybody, where can Dupe DOON´T tell, how to do this.
Its a BIIIG SHIT !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

If you know, where i can find a UNPATCHED Dupe-Modul ????????

THX to All Dupers :(

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/1insects/bugpix/mantis3.JPEG

[symnzXx]

Everybody, where can Dupe DOON´T tell, how to do this.
Its a BIIIG SHIT !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

If you know, where i can find a UNPATCHED Dupe-Modul ????????

THX to All Dupers :(

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/1insects/bugpix/mantis3.JPEG
oh my god. fucking ROFL.

[timmay1113]

Man some people don't know when things cross the not funny line..The thought of eating another guys cum could make me puke.... well at least if I ate some nutritious mcdonalds before thinking about it

[symnzXx]

Man some people don't know when things cross the not funny line..The thought of eating another guys cum could make me puke.... well at least if I ate some nutritious mcdonalds before thinking about it
that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever heard.

i don't see how timmay got points. all he did was talk about licking ganga's ass..


:confused:

[PureRebel]

those pics were sick lol.. what was the bet?? what was the bet!!!

[timmay1113]

I dont know what your talking about?? and um i didnt talk about the licking, i actually did it

[!King_Amazon!]

Holy shit...Carlos can read Engish...that kicks ass...I read it like it was nothing...thats just unreal...i think im gunna go b4 I start gettin hooked on that shit...maybe its time to dish out the daily paincake...

Can't u at least put me in something more decent if ur gunna kill me?? I mean come now, Tuna is for Casserols...Im sure u can come up with something better to kill me and put me in

Well now, the problem with that is you dont know me at al. Altho it is true that I am not retarded, I do tend to speak in the 3rd person, and I do love pie...Do I always speak in the 3rd person, no. But I do from time to time...I havent 3rd personed it all day...I mean jeez people

I see a buncha shit here about the 3rd person talking and all, so I wanna see some feedback here..i dont need the extra shit, just the answer...
Carlos speaking in 3rd person is...

1) Horrible and should never be seen again
2) Fine
3) I don't care
4) Slightly humorous maybe?
5) Making my ears bleed

No guarentees on my reaction, I just wanna know

My name is Carlos, Man of Love..and thou shallnst disrespect the great Hilary Duff...otherwise Carlos will not be pleased...if you do not like this post, then do not say anything...we do not have time for snobby morons that be up here disrespectin...Carlos says, comment in a happy way

"For I am Carlos, Man of Love"


Carlos sees this "Boot of Hate" person and laughs...For Carlos is a Man of Love, Yet he also has a boot...It is called the boot of Mexican Wrath...yes you see, Carlos may be a lover, but do not think that he cannot kick some maximus bootay...But Doc Marten you are lucky...for you are a doctor, so maybe you can patch up ur sore behind...for when Carlos is done with you...then you will know...you will know...

It all comes down to this, if ur interested in Hilary Duff, visite el sito and be pleased, but either way...Carlos is like so:

"I am what you're dreaming of...'Cause I am Carlos, Man of Love!!"

Hey hey...Carlos wants to know why he is supposed to give out cookies...But Carlos can do so...maybe...hmm...Carlos will use his mind on this...and maybe eat cookie while doing so..hmmm...yummmy....cookie..but I want PIE!!! I love PIE!!! Would you like some PIE!? well I no give any pie..no no no...you have to get your own...

uh oh..Carlos is not pleased now...u dare call Hilary chubby? You should die by the wrath of MEXICAN TAP WATER!!!!...Oh and that is a painful death...let me tell you, for I have used it before...hahahahaha!!! Carlos thinks that people should respect Hilary Duff, and not insult her...Carlos also believes that the PIE Carlos just ate was delicious... MMMMMMMmmmm...yummy....Carlos thinks he might go and get more...and also get some Mexican tap water ready for deployment...

Carlos is back!!! Fear not..he has had his pie and now is here to stay, for a little bit at least...but that cookie sounds good now..mmm...want a piece of cookie...mmmmmm...well Carlos hopes you all find this again...Adios!!

Carlos likes his Killer Rabbit, don't you? But Carlos likes your mascot too...but what Carlos does not like...is those NON-PIE EATERS who try to hurt the feelings of Carlos...with mean pictures about Carlos not being funny and that Carlos needs help...well Carlos is not trying to be anything but Carlos...that is all

Carlos gives you muchos thanks...Carlos will always appreciate those who appreciate Carlos...for pie is a way of life for Carlos ...so many flavors...so yummy....Mmmmmmmm...and then Carlos also appreciates Hilary Duff...Hilary Duff is very nice, good looking person, who is famous..which makes her hard to get ahold of...HAHA!!! Carlos wants to meet this Hilary Duff, and engage in acts of conversation with her...for she is worth the time of Carlos..even more worth it..than PIE!!!

Carlos much enjoys the little pie setiment link...but Carlos has question...the "Title" of Carlos is Minor Imp...but y can it not be 'Master of Pie' or 'Man of Love' ?? Carlos is not an imp I tell ye...I am a man of love and with that love comes pie...and Carlos do not accept pie from imps...It is because Carlos is Mexican...isn't it?? Carlos is being discriminated...this does not please Carlos

Oh...Carlos will wait then...and wait and wait and wait...but while Carlos is waiting...Carlos will find himself some PIE!!! and go work on the Hilary Duff fan club that this Necron-whatever started this post about...Carlos was just given a rank as public relations...Carlos wonders why

And for that, Mr Titus-dude...Carlos is indeed Pleased...SO CARLOS MADE A NEW THREAD AS WELL!!!! Carlos believes that 2 threads are better than none...

Carlos was thinking, and realized that this little thread is not for the acts of Carlos and Carlos's pie...but Carlos will place them here...but Carlos does wonder..did anyone ever look at the Hilary Duff fan club?? Carlos must wonder this...and wonder this indeed...Carlos also wonders if you even know where to go...Carlos did not see link..so Carlos will share link for you!!

www.geocities.com/hilaryduff4fansbyfans

Carlos believes that you should go and visit thiz site...Carlos wants to see counter reach BIG BIG numbers..and Carlos also likes to see new members, so that Carlos can be president of BIG BIG fan club....si mis amigoes...Carlos wants to look like a Man of Love to all people...and this is Carlos chance


Carlos did not STEAL the killer rabbit, he merely borrowed it because Carlos loves it as if it is Carlos only friend...and Nec-whatever is welcome, Carlos is pleased to help, for now Carlos will go and eat some new kind of pie

OH AND BY THE WAY!! Carlos did not steal the name Carlos from no GTA junkie...Carlos is and was long before thus...and Carlos will be forever....because Carlos is a Man, a man of pie..and a man of love

That's enough for now, maybe some more later.

[Sovereign]

Sovereign misses carlos' way of typing.

[ExT]

Timmay licked Ganga's ass?? WoW this thread has become weird...

NG!

[PureRebel]

rofl.. this thread has gone from funnay to fucking grosse and stupd

[Sovereign]

PureRebel failed kinderkaten twice.

[PureRebel]

hey! No fair u told! :(

u get ur bong mixed up with ur dick pump.. thats Gross!

[symnzXx]

... PureRebel is the perfect example for the necessity of those commercials about staying drug free.

[PureRebel]

sorry.. i dont get what ur saying.. i didnt pass 1st grade and stayed back in year 4 for 2 years!!

[Sovereign]

I don't smoke out of bongs :P. Too hard to hide.

[Sovereign]

BASTARD. I take offence to that!

[timmay1113]

right....... Man no one is going to beat that one dude cause of 1 picture he posted

[timmay1113]

Dude get a mini bong, those things are so sweet

[PureRebel]

sov.. do u smoke on the toilet.. i hate that smell lol.. it makes me pewk

::EDIT::


OMG Timmay and SOv!!! use edit button.. :)

[Sovereign]

Unless its the size of a very large marker, I can't hide it. 'Sides. I quit smoking :(. Bad trip with weed laced with pcp :weird: Fuckers.

[timmay1113]

i think it has the smell of sweet perfume... not tobacco but weed. The perfume is called the Scent of Mary Jane

[PureRebel]

::cough:: sure ::Cough::

ha sov! i dont believe that! its bs! ur probably baked right now!

or ur sober XD

[timmay1113]

i dont think weed is addictive though, just nice feeling, so if you wanted to quit you could. I did it a lot and then quit it. Im not cravin it, so Sov COULD give it up if he wants.

[Sovereign]

Bah no more weed talk~! Wanker22287 if you wish to converse. (PM me you rsn first, I'm on privacy mode)

[PureRebel]

hey sov.. if ur on l8r tonight ur time when i get home.. i might play d2 for 5-10-20mins

[timmay1113]

woww a whole 20 mins, what good would that do? lol

[PureRebel]

what.. im in aus.. school is still in.. and i got loads of HW!! OMFG SUXXORZ!

[timmay1113]

why dont you be like a lot of smart but lazy kids and say FUCK Homework

[!King_Amazon!]

This thread is suppose to be about funny stuff, not a spam fest.

[PureRebel]

well... i g2g all my HW and shizz done or ill get in shit of parents

[Ganga]

OFFICIALLY CLOSED 10:40. Now I will review all the posts and give final points to who win.

[Ganga]

OMG, I about to subtract points because of all the stupid spams.. and not kissing my ass. Anyway, about to post up the final score.

[timmay1113]

um you have been in a lot of games to help me but i dont remember your account name ganga

[SlickFic04]

Where are my points?! Come on those pics are hilarious. It was either those or the one of me t-baging this bitch while shes passed out.

[timmay1113]

man you have some funked up pictures

[SlickFic04]

Lifes short and Tea Bagging someone is one of my life time accomplishments, COME ON! besides that shit was hilarious when i did it and being able to go up to this bitch and be like i teabagged you = priceless!

[Sovereign]

WOw, had you been one of my friends, ida decked you in the face.

[Ganga]

Well your pic make me sick.. not amusing.. that's why no points sorry.

[Death]

Me me me me me!!!
These will make you laugh :) :
http://users.pandora.be/bastos/lol%202004/AssistanceCall.wmv
and
http://members.home.nl/r.geraads/lolol.swf
and
http://mbnet.fi/b00gie/flash-animaatiot/ajokoulu.swf
and
http://www.joshierr.ho8.com/stewie_tmf.zip (insolence will like this 1 :) )
and
http://www.notadora.com/flash/talesfortheleet.html
and
http://bob.bangedup.com/archives/beatdownwhoopinass.wmv

meh , thats enough :)

[-Spector-]

OH OH PICK ME!!! PICK ME OMG OMG OMG *Orgasm*

[Death]

OH OH PICK ME!!! PICK ME OMG OMG OMG *Orgasm*
roflol ^_^

[Ganga]

THIS IS OVER, GO TO GGG#2, GANGA'S GODLY GIVEAWAY #2 Now