Do me a favor

[Demosthenes]

The USA vs Italy game is going to be on ESPN tomorrow at 12. I CAN't miss this game. It's likely I'll forget in the morning, but I always check Zelaron when I wake up, so I want EVERYONE to PM me and remind me to watch the game. I know, it's pathetic. Shut up.

[Slim]

Haha, wait...you're black...why are you watching soccer? Bah, I'll need someone to PM me to remind me to PM you...

[Demosthenes]

Basketball. Basketball.

[Titusfied]

Futbol, Futbol!

[Demosthenes]

Ptshh, nigga please.

[Slim]

USA vs. Italy immediately made me think soccer for some reason.

[Penny_Bags]

Me too... wierd?

[Slim]

Get out of my head!!!

[iceman887]

is it olympic basketball?

[Demosthenes]

No. It's an exhibition game with our olympic team

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Raziel]

Ptshh, nigga please.

Spell Checker says: "Pfft, (http://www.zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10869&page=2&highlight=pfft) nigga please."

[Penny_Bags]

But Raziel... "Nigga" isn't a word!!!! OMG LOL YOU ARE STOOPIT NOOB>

[Raziel]

Obviously you're not privy to the newest version of "Raziel's Spell Checker", in which the word "nigga" was recently added as an accepted term. Who's the noob now?

[Demosthenes]

Spell Checker says: "Pfft, (http://www.zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10869&page=2&highlight=pfft) nigga please."

*laughs then gasps in horror*

You can't say that!!!

[Raziel]

Shit, you're probably right. The NAACP, or the AARP, or the AAA motorclub might start rallying around my house and burn me on a flaming cross. Thanks for the heads-up!

[Demosthenes]

USA vs Italy is next game. It's Puerto Rico today. I was confused. Only tyrannicide reminded me, though. Anyway, 43-34, USA at halftime. Not nearly good enough. And what's more disappointing is Iverson, Stoudemire, and LeBron couldn't go to a meeting on time, so the coach decided to sit them this game.

[Titusfied]

Oh, thats what fucking happened.. I was lifting at the gym, watching the game between sets and was asking myself why the fuck Iverson wasn't playing (Me being from Philly and all..). Fucking Larry Brown, and his strict ass, doesn't he know that Iverson is too good for team meetings and practice? ;)

[Sovereign]

Why do coaches sit players down when it could possibly be hurting the team... I don't unerstand.

[Titusfied]

To show them discipline. They have to work with the team to better the team. There is no "I" in team, although there is a "Me"... :weird:

[slaynish]

There also is a Meat.

[Demosthenes]

Why do coaches sit players down when it could possibly be hurting the team... I don't unerstand.

Because we're playing Puerto Rico, in an exhibition game. We're not going to lose.

76-55 at the end of the 3rd.

[Demosthenes]

Final score, 96-71, USA.

[Demosthenes]

Shit, you're probably right. The NAACP, or the AARP, or the AAA motorclub might start rallying around my house and burn me on a flaming cross. Thanks for the heads-up!

The politically correct term is now niqqa, Raziel.

[Sovereign]

How ghettorific.

Straight out of Compton, word.

[Demosthenes]

Fucking shit, USA is down to Italy halfway through the 2nd, 28-20.

[Sovereign]

:rolleyes:

They didn't bench their major players again, did they?

[Demosthenes]

No, but they're playing lathargically.

[Sovereign]

Sorry if I'm asking so many questions, I know shit about whats going on ^_^, is this an exhibition match or does it count towards something.

[Demosthenes]

This is an exhibition match, but it's all about pride man. It's terrible if the USA loses, no matter what the contest is. 41-35, we're down at halftime. I'm going back downstairs to watch the game.

[Chruser]

Niggardous negroid.

[Demosthenes]

Fucking crazy-assed refs don't know how to call a fucking basketball game. We're still down by 8 at the end of the third, but regardless of what the refs are calling we should be up. This is Basketball for fucks sake. But I think I might have figured out why we're down. Good god, listen to the background music in the arena. Shit, that's nasty. That has to throw off the US players. If I was playing in that arena, I'd probably puke.

[Titusfied]

76-60 with 5:48 left... This is sad..

[Demosthenes]

This is really really fucked up. The refs dont know how to call a fucking basketball game. GAHH MOTHERFUCKERS

[Titusfied]

Did LeBron actually travel on that fast break that just occurred a few minutes ago?

[Demosthenes]

Fuck this, I can't watch the rest.

[Demosthenes]

Fuck no he didn't travel. That was the cleanest fucking thing in the world, I don't know what the fuck they're calling, They fucking called traveling on us if we fucking moved our hands. Our hands. That dunk was CLEAN.

[Titusfied]

So I thought too.. I guess 2 steps to the hoop is a new international rule for traveling... :weird:

This game was a rout..

[HandOfHeaven]

Oh yeah, remember to watch the game. ;)

[Demosthenes]

Shut the hell up before I e-slap you to hell. I'm not in the fucking mood for sarcasm.

[Slim]

I've never seen that many fucks in one post...damn.

[HandOfHeaven]

Sorry Mjordan. You take basketball as serious as I take soccer....

[Demosthenes]

USA ahead 25-24 after the first. Refs suck.

[Demosthenes]

44-40 at the end of the half.

[Titusfied]

They don't look too good... 60-61, Germany up after the 3rd...

[Demosthenes]

This is still sad. At this point, a dream team should be up by 30. I'm making a list, though, of every fucked up call the refs are making, and I will post them in the other thread later.

[Demosthenes]

What The Fuck Did They Just Call?

[Titusfied]

That was ridiculous.. A pump fake gets called everytime..

[Demosthenes]

What The Fuck Did They Just Call?

Holy shit. I didn't even notice that I just capitalized the first letter of every word. Haha.

[Titusfied]

I Think That Automatically Happens When You Post The Entire Post In Capital Letters As I Am Right Now!

[Titusfied]

Big 3 by Iverson!!!!!!

[Demosthenes]

Allen Iverson hit from near the half-court line at the buzzer. We win 80-77.

That was a different shot than what Titufied was mentioning.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yay yay! Didn't get to see the three pointer cuz the cameras sort of tilted up. USA PWNS!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, the camera guy should be shot for that..
Bad game, at least USA won though..

[Sovereign]

So who's their next opponenet?

[Demosthenes]

Serbia & Montenegro on Friday.

[Titusfied]

And how is that supposedly going to be our toughest competition? Who the hell do they have?

[Demosthenes]

No fucking idea. I think they are overdramatizing it, but I'll check out who they have on their team anyway.

[Sovereign]

Serbia has a basketball team? News to me.

[Demosthenes]

Actually they have some pretty good players. 5 NBA players, I think.

Pedrag Stojokavich, Vlade Divac, Marko Jaric, Dejan Bodiroga, and Dragan Tarlac .

[HandOfHeaven]

I was wondering where Vlade Divac played. Stojokavich is pretty good. They might give USA a run for their money.

[Titusfied]

Yeah, we are going to lose, no doubt in my mind.

[Demosthenes]

USA won last game 78-60, but Peja and Vlade weren't playing.

[Sovereign]

:rolleyes: Were the US team members still benched?

[Demosthenes]

USA up against Turkey 19-18. For those of you watching, I loved Bill Walton's comment about Carlos Boozer's "lovely and talented wife." That was great.

[Demosthenes]

What is this traveling they called on Lebron?

Update: 41-29 at halftime, USA on top.
Update: 58-46 end of 3rd.

[Titusfied]

Game is over:

USA wins: 79-67

GG NO RE!

[Demosthenes]

Game is over:

USA wins: 79-67

GG NO RE!

Except there's a re on Tuesday.

[Titusfied]

Who is the game against? How many more games before they go for the gold anyway?

[Demosthenes]

It's against Turkey again. I think Friday is the first Olympic basketball game for us, these are just exhibition.

[Demosthenes]

USA down against Puerto Rico 21-20.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate international basketball?

[Demosthenes]

49-27 America down at half.

[Titusfied]

Yeah, we lost. This is so gay. Oh well..

[Thanatos]

USA loses to Puerto Fucking RICO. That is pathetic, I am ashamed.

[Demosthenes]

Yea. I didn't even feel like posting much about it after watching the game.