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Thanatos
2004-07-30, 05:59 PM
I was at a party/bon-fire two nights ago just chillin' with some people. My friend decides it's the best idea ever to get shit-faced drunk.(I don't drink anymore, I've found a substitute: pot!). Anyway, he is stumbling around trying to talk. I remember some clips of what he said: "Heyy, you guyssg sdould try this tuff! IT'S FREARKING GOOD!" He shows me the stuff he's drinking, while smiling, and drops the whole damn fifth! Man, I've never seen so many people get mad at the same time before. Good stuff.

So, we're all sitting around the bon-fire and the owner of the house's mom comes out. She's ok with us drinking, but she doesn't like it. My friend then preceeds to throw up on her/himself and pass out about an inch away from the fire. wtfbbqomg, funny!

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 06:03 PM
lol. WHo had the fun of pulling him into the house?

-Spector-
2004-07-30, 06:21 PM
I did .

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 06:25 PM
YOu do realize if ww sees that post its gonna get deleted for < 10 chars. Because it's against teh rules!!11!!1!!1

ANyway, you are a very noble man for doing so!

KagomJack
2004-07-30, 06:27 PM
no, this is funny: two friends (not mine, they're just friends, in fact, best friends) at my school are talking and one of them finds out that the other screwed his girlfriend. So they start fighting and one of them gets knocked down ahd has is shoe thrown through the window. Why is this funny? My short German teacher (who is from Italy) and my tall-ass Geometry teacher (who is a gay child molestor, so we all speculate) trying to pull them away, well...mostly my short German teacher. Poor Frau Ford :(

Titusfied
2004-07-30, 06:27 PM
That's not funny, that's scary, he could have died.

KagomJack
2004-07-30, 06:30 PM
edited it, I always tell the story wrong :(

But the thought of my poor German teacher trying to stop a fight is kinda funny, she didn't get hit or anything (which is good, cuz Frau is awesome!), but the thought of a short Italian lady going "STOP STOP" and pulling people bigger than her away is funny to me.

Slim
2004-07-30, 06:35 PM
That still isn't funny...

Titusfied
2004-07-30, 06:40 PM
I don't even read his posts anymore..

Ganga
2004-07-30, 07:16 PM
since you are a admin, can you do something about that..?

Titusfied
2004-07-30, 07:18 PM
Ignore List? Delete Member name then banish his IP would be a little more effective though..

KagomJack
2004-07-30, 08:09 PM
Why do I get the feeling more and more people hate me?

w/e

Anyway, Thanatos, you really shouldn't have let your friend get so close to the fire whilst they were drunk...could be very bad :/

Shining Knights
2004-07-30, 08:44 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 09:00 PM
Fire is fun when intoxicated. It is like god is standing before you, bathing you with his glorious warmth.

-Spector-
2004-07-30, 09:07 PM
Why do I get the feeling more and more people hate me?


I think maybe because its true ? :rolleyes:

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 09:15 PM
I refuse to believe more people hate kagom then me. REFUSE. UNFATHOMABLE

Slim
2004-07-30, 09:17 PM
Hey now people...settle down...we all hate Tyrannicide more than anyone else.

Penny_Bags
2004-07-30, 09:44 PM
That's right, unite under one banner, for the purpose of slaying a common enemy...


Nevermind, he has already been slewn.

Slim
2004-07-30, 09:45 PM
He comes back in two weeks though.

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 09:45 PM
Yeah. Titus thought my two month ban was to harsh.

Penny_Bags
2004-07-30, 09:50 PM
I don't like him at all, but two months is kind of harsh for just being a complete ass.

Slim
2004-07-30, 09:50 PM
Two years wouldn't be enough.

Sovereign
2004-07-30, 09:51 PM
Eh, true. I think from now on I'll just ban everyone for 2 months, and have the admins set the actual ban length.