Lets play the ' who would you rather do' game

[slaynish]

Well...

Since there's bi's and girls and guys on here.. We'll do this.

We'll all post a question. " Who would you rather do?" and list two names, of each catagory, guys and girls. ( Dont wanna leave Kagom out)

Let it begin!


Which girl would you rather do:
Pam Anderson, or Carmon Electra. They both have a yeast infection.


Which Guy:

Brad Pitt or Tom Cruis. Both smell like garbage.

[Tyrannicide]

Well, you can use a condom, meh...sex is sex.

I would bang them both, but Carmon Electra would have to be the first to be dominated by the T-BONE STEAK.

[KagomJack]

None of the above. I don't care much for celebs

[Titusfied]

Eh, Pamela Anderson. She is teh secks.

[HandOfHeaven]

Carmen Electra.

[slaynish]

Eh, Pamela Anderson. She is teh secks.

I think you're bi.

Too

[-Spector-]

electra o.O

[Thanatos]

Neither. I'd rather do my girlfriend.

[Sovereign]

Ye haw jizmo!

[Demosthenes]

Carmen Electra.

[D3V]

Slaynish, you are DQ'ed because you have nasty fucking lice.

*edit

Carmen Electra baby!! She is teh shitZorZ!

[undeadzombieguy]

pamela anderson without make-up http://www.ebaumsworld.com/anderson1.jpg

so I would have to choose Carmen Electra.

[Vollstrecker]

Carmen Electra, no question. Blondes aren't really my thing.

[Slim]

Carmen Electra...without a doubt.

[Randuin]

Brad pitt!!!!><><><><

But really, Carmen

[Silverjinx18]

oh that's easy...Brad Pitt...

[Penny_Bags]

Tom Cruise. I like the wrinkled ball sac.

[Silverjinx18]

blah...he's over done...he needs to quit...after words I'd have to lie to him and tell him he's this great actor and still at the high point of his career!

[Vollstrecker]

Ouch. That hurts.

Remind me not to become an actor and be anywhere near you. :x

[Silverjinx18]

lol...I'm a big critic what can I say :) You can't tell me I'm wrong though :)

[Medieval Bob]

We could do a tournament with this. Get a list of names and organize brackets. Then put up polls.

[Vollstrecker]

You never know, actually. Look at John Cleese, he's been in quite a few productions lately, and he's an old bastard now...

Tom Cruise may not hit his acting peak until he is significantly older. Keep in mind I care not for his 'appeal'.

[uncapped]

lol...I'm a big critic what can I say :) You can't tell me I'm wrong though :)
You're wrong.

[Vollstrecker]

GJ uncapped.

Put it to her directly!

[Hades-Knight]

None of the above. I don't care much for female celebs

We all know you want Tobey Maguire you sick fuck.

[Titusfied]

You sick fuck! GG.

[Jamesadin]

Carmen Electra.

[Silverjinx18]

no we all know that I want Tobey ;) hehe love you chris! ;)

What I'm saying about Tom Cruse is that he's hit his peak a long time ago and didn't really try after it...I'm not saying that all old actors that have been in the biz for a long time are bad...I'm just saying that some are...like take his ex-wife...they've been in the biz for...almost an even amount of time and she's AMAZING...just great! but he's past his prime...

[zeal311]

Ok new one.

Britney Spears OR Christina Aguilera

This classic question plagues my mind each and every day.

[Demosthenes]

Old school, Chrstina, but now, Britney.

[HandOfHeaven]

Both !

[Chruser]

Brititney.

I don't blame Cruise. What was wrong with The Last Samurai? The movie fucking owned, but the ending was a bit... cheesy doesn't cover it fully. I'd hardly take that "maybe he died" explanation as a reason for it to be open-ended.

[Titusfied]

Spears.

Cruise is by no means past his prime. I guarantee he will continue making blockbusters for 2 more decades to come, give or take a few years. Jinx is clearly biased toward actresses.

[Demosthenes]

Ashley or Mary Kate?

[Titusfied]

Ashley, Mary Kate just got out of rehab...

[HandOfHeaven]

Ashley .

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[HandOfHeaven]

Ashley or Jessica Simpson?

Jessica, even though she's dumb, which makes it more fun.

[Titusfied]

Jessica by far. I highly doubt she is as dumb as they are making her out to be. I mean, anyone can be made out to look like a dumbass if they are video taped 24/7.

[Demosthenes]

Jessica .

[Chruser]

That Ashley vs Mary Kate thing gives me bad thoughts. Picture yourself having a twin, and your twin died due to "natural causes", blood cancer or something, how would that make YOU feel? :P

On-topic: Ashley.

[Jamesadin]

Ashley's more my age. Plus, nobody has done it with her. So, I pick Ashley. Though, Jessica is fine, too.

[slaynish]

K

New one

If they were 18 or older, and real life...

Bubble, Buttercup or Blossum..

[Penny_Bags]

What's their dad's name? The proffessor? I'd like to stick my ween stick in his pooper.

[uncapped]

Bubbles, man. She's got some big ass tit-tays.

[Penny_Bags]

You sick, sick, fuck.

[HandOfHeaven]

Ok new one. Kirsten Dunst or Kira Knightley. I'd go with Kira....

[Penny_Bags]

Brad Pitt

[Silverjinx18]

I did LOVE The Last Samurai...it went way way past my expectations...but that's it...that's all I'm giving him...

[platnum]

Buttercup is my personal favorite. I looooove the miniskirt.

[Vollstrecker]

Ok new one. Kirsten Dunst or Kira Knightley. I'd go with Kira....

Keira Knightley. Whatta girl!

[Thanatos]

Her and Natalie Portman look alike. I'd bang 'em both.

Britney or Christina? I think I'm gonna go with Christina, Britney is getting a lil' chubby.

[Titusfied]

I love Natalie Portman. GG.

If Kirsten Dunst consistently looked like she did in Spider Man 2, when her hands were tied above her head, in a wet t-shirt with her nipples shooting out, I would definitely say Dunst.

[Vollstrecker]

When you put things THAT way, I would say I definitely need to go see that movie tonight!

[slaynish]

ROFLLLL

You havnt seen spiderman2?

Its almost orgasmic seeing any girl with their nipples sticking out when their hands behind their head tied up and in a wet t-shirt.

[HandOfHeaven]

And the best sight you have seen is DanXIII's girlfriend's nipples sticking out.

[Vollstrecker]

Somehow, I knew some ass would bring that troll up...

Its almost orgasmic seeing any girl with their nipples sticking out when their hands behind their head tied up and in a wet t-shirt.

mmmhhhmmm. I think I will see this movie this weekend...

[Thanatos]

As will I. w00terZ!

Dunst has gone downhill, IMO.

[Sovereign]

Meh

http://just-free-movies.com/celeb/KirstenDunst-2/kirstendunst_cleavage.jpg
http://just-free-movies.com/celeb/KirstenDunst-2/kdunstcb21.JPG

to this:
http://just-free-movies.com/celeb/KirstenDunst-2/KikiD-ge39.jpg

I say i'd have to agree.

[Titusfied]

You're crazy, I love those wet shirt scenes from Spiderman. Her body rocks.

[Slim]

She's gettin a little sag though.

[Titusfied]

All girls get sag, they are still fantastic.

[Slim]

Well, unless she gets those suckers lifted it's just gonna get worse. She's still pretty good, but given a bit of time she'll start looking like your grandmother.

[Vollstrecker]

Will she have the problem with shaking too?

[Slim]

Yeah, and you'll have to feed her strained beets.

[Thanatos]

Atleast you can still give her sponge baths....

HIYO!!!!!

[Raziel]

How did we go from discussing Kirsten Dunst's erect nipples to engaging in discussion over feeding "grandma" strained beets?

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Titusfied]

If you ever call him "razzy" again, I will be forced to feed you your eyes and fingers.

[Thanatos]

How did we go from discussing Kirsten Dunst's erect nipples to engaging in discussion over feeding "grandma" strained beets?

Welcome to Zelaron.

[Dr. Geekstar]

owned.... well lets ask raziel if likes to be called razzy ???

[Raziel]

Not in the slightest. It makes you sound like a homosexual groupie.

[Demosthenes]

I have one for you guys:

http://www.mit.edu/afs/sipb/project/www/gif/yoda.gif

OR:

http://www.comics-unlimited.com/downloads/wallpapers/golem-wallpaper.jpg

OR:

http://www.piratestripes.net/wallpapers/wp/dobby-80.jpg

[Slim]

Yoda, he's so fucking sexy!

[Penny_Bags]

Yoda, because I enjoy the wrinkles.

But the One Ring around my w33n doesn't sound half bad.

[Raziel]

Yoda. Shit, Yoda kicks so much ass I'd probably fuck him anyway.