My assassin needs a mate.

[Sovereign]

Preferably one with good character. Doesn't have to be good looking, but MUST have the personality of a beserk attack, strong and firm.

She's virgin too. Jarren refused to court with her. His loss. Offer up!

[D3V]

What the hell are you talking about? :-\

[Sovereign]

MarijuanaIsLeet needs a fuck buddy damn it. Shes so lonely. The claws will go off for fun, don't worry!!

[D3V]

Well, Gheed doesn't just take you from town to town for free :\

[Sovereign]

No, that greedy fuck even overcharges for that too!

[D3V]

Whoops, meant to say Warriv.

Though, your asn probably has Aids, nobody wants that peice

[Sovereign]

Ahem...


Preferably one with good character. Doesn't have to be good looking, but MUST have the personality of a beserk attack, strong and firm.

She's virgin too. Jarren refused to court with her. His loss. Offer up!

Don't diss her, she'll shread you up -.-

[D3V]

Ahem...
MarijuanaIsleet = Drug user = gateway drug = needle share'er = HIV = evolved into aids.

She won't do anything :P

[Vollstrecker]

What if she gateway'd into Cocaine, or something that doesn't require a needle?

[D3V]

Then she'd be a crackwhore.

[Medieval Bob]

I don't think it's possible to be both a virgin and a crackwhore simultaneously.

[D3V]

Maybe she is a 'born-again' virgin. You know where women stay without sex for a year and go to this course thing, ... As seen on King of the Hill.

[Vollstrecker]

You're fired.

The unemployment office is now closed. GG

[D3V]

What if she had sex, but it wasn't consentual. (ex: she got raped) She wouldn't be a virgin. And lets say she was under the influence.

[Sovereign]

D3V your an uneducated twit, stfu your ruining my thread.

[Penguin]

Ruining your thread? Honestly you set the bar pretty low with that first post.

[Sovereign]

So just imagine how bad it must be getting for me to consider it's status ruined.

[Blackadder]

Im sorry but even online dating for assasins doent seem to work Sov ...just get some gold and buy her a buddy from act 2-5 unless she likes the female touch you can buy her an act 1 merc.

[blckshdwdragon]

i think this is garbage but i wont close it since its sov's

y dont u just get ur sin to fuck larzuk, hes free ".... Just look at those shoulders." -Anya

[HandOfHeaven]

You may like the long spears the Act 2 mercenaries carry, but the Act 5 one's can thrust perfectly. It's your choice if you settle for one.

[Sovereign]

Bah close it if its complete and untentertaining bullshit -_-.

This is sorta like my "What starcraft hero would you bang" thread. People need to drop the mature factor, and fucking play along for once.

[slaynish]

Dont know about you, but my sorc Zelaron-Mages is definitly waiting for some lesbian action!

She's not a virgin, she had sex with Kalmar, her act 3 boyfriend. BUT, he doesnt mind if she has pleasure of his own..

It will be long-term-relationship, since she's on ladder:(

Although, I do know of a druid, name is TLH-Windydruid that needs some action and carries a CTA-cock to ass

Does she like it in the butt?

[OmniFalcon]

Well, I have a strong crazy Barbarian bachelour. Of course, he is much younger. I think he is around 14 or 15. He doesn't have the best stuff, but he doesn't get all bored of the game, and hes looking for a woman like your Ass...assin ^_^ Call him sometime (account = *Rishi)

[HandOfHeaven]

Is she interested in lesbianism, or being with a black man?

Oh, about Starcraft, I don't believe in beastiality.

[Blackadder]

My mercs name is Waheed he was born in the west,he enjoys long walks ,killing stuff and generally getting into trouble.If this sounds the right guy for your assasin please contact him as hes waiting to hear from you ......please find he has included a photo of himself.

[ExT]

Waheed needs to travel a long way to get a piece of ass, doesn't he live on the West side? :D

[tokill.ace]

wow he looks sexxxxxy but my act 1 merc fits just fine for my asn LEZBO ACTION w00t

[Vollstrecker]

Restored deleted post...

There was no other post by ExT in this thread, Titus...

[Blackadder]

Yea Ext he plays in West but if him and the assasin click true love has no bounds.

[Dr. Geekstar]

Bah, my mf sorc on europe/NL has Act2 merc Called waheed too (also called: Waheed The Useless)
He likes: Long traveling, act 1 mercs idling at the town entrance, Anya
He doesnt like: Pindleskin (he just refuses to hit pindle :@); Natalya, Akara, Cain (every time he gets near cain and i talk to him the game crashes or i have C/I o_O) and the fact that i cant have act1 AND act2 merc at the same time

[Sovereign]

-_- Look at waheed. THe way that spear is pointed, it looks like he has a massive spear pointed dick.

[Dr. Geekstar]

bah, it may hurt but SM can be fun, no ???
i think ariocs needle isnt too bad... at least she wont get pregant from it

[Vollstrecker]

Let this thread die, before I gouge my eyes out with a rusty spork.

Yes, I know sporks are plastic. I'll FIND a rusty one.

[Sovereign]

Scharfricter (sp?) seems like my best choice. If only he wasnt such a skank :(

[Vollstrecker]

Hah, what would you like with Scharfrichter?

Aside from the fact that he owns?

[Sovereign]

She wants him.... she yearns him....she desires him.

[Blackadder]

Poor Waheed dumped for another guy......she teased him...lol

[HandOfHeaven]

You spelled *assassin* wrong.

[OmniFalcon]

lol what about my barb? he would love to tap that assassin ass lol. no, but anyways, hes looking for a MEANINGful relationship. no dominatrix type stuff, like u assassins are into.

[Vollstrecker]

no dominatrix type stuff

She has to be a CUTE asian chick for me to accept something like that! :x

[Sovereign]

Hey, if Shar is up for it, 3 can be more fun then two O_O

[‡AC‡]

I got an Old School lvl 82 converted D@ classic 1.09d converted FoH pally still in full Classic gear and skill setup.

[Vollstrecker]

3 can be more fun then two O_O

Help me convince Abby of that. ;)

[slaynish]

Let me have a go at her.

I'll let her know how it is. We can do double-penetration:P

Just playing around, you know i aint like that

[badboy]

You'd want to touch another guy's dick ?

[HandOfHeaven]

You'd want to touch another guy's dick ?
And to touch it with your own, is just plain wrong. I think he meant 2 girls there, slaynish.

[Vollstrecker]

I think he meant 2 girls there, slaynish.

Indeed I did. Why would I want another guy up in my girl? :p

[zethilone]

my barb gets horney just looking at her