Dumb Laws

[KagomJack]

Post some really stupid laws that you know of.

[Slim]

In Champaign (a town somewhat near where I live) there is a specific law that says: "It is illegal to pee in your neighbors mouth."

[Sovereign]

Somewhere in Illinois, it's actually illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth. They had to make a law for this -.-

And if the radio show I heard this from is telling the truth... in Nevada, you're legally allowed to hang your neighbor if he has shot at your dog. But I havn't checked up on this one, so it might just be pure bullshit

[KagomJack]

yeah, I read that about Champaign...

In Joliet, IL, it's a $5 fine for saying jolly-ett instead of jole-ee-ett

[Sovereign]

That's where it is!!

In chicago, you also are legally not permitted to eat in a burning building.

Somewhere else has a law that says that it is illegal to give dogs lit cigars.

[Slim]

Oh, I think in San Francisco, it's illegal for anyone deemed to be "ugly" to walk on any sidewalk ever.

[KagomJack]

Fountain Inn, South Carolina law: Horses MUST wear pants at all times

[badboy]

The law here in zelaron allowing gays.

[HandOfHeaven]

Oh and the law about allowing 'bi's'.

Also at my old school you got fined $2 for every snowball you threw.

[kaos]

In the U.S., marijuana is illegal.

[undeadzombieguy]

I think I heard sometime that in the south, dunno where exactly but anyway. Untill 15 years ago, that if ur a man and catched ur women cheating with another man while they're doing it u could kill them both...

Also it was allowed to hit your women with a belt once a month...

[BlueCube]

It's illegal to sing in the bathtub here in Pennsylvania...

[badboy]

It's illegal to pay for sex, here.

[KagomJack]

lay off the bi shit HoH...

In West Virginia, it is legal beat your wife as long as it is on the steps of the courthouse and it happens on a Sunday.

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www.dumblaws.com

[KagomJack]

South Dakota: If 5 or more Native Americans are on your doorstep, you may shoot them.

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www.dumblaws.com

Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail. (louisiana)

how ta fuck is this a dumb law?...if the mofo wants to get out of his jail time by killing/hurting himself he derserves more time.

Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years. (louisiana)

could have seen that one comeing.....

[KagomJack]

Montana (in general): Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (These anti-Indian laws are bad...someone needs to do something about this...)

[badboy]

In Thailand, you must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.

[KagomJack]

In Singapore, if you get a blowjob, it's jail time...

[!King_Amazon!]

Here in North Carolina elephants can't be used to plow cotton fields.

[KagomJack]

Yeah, I just read that...how weird...:/