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Demosthenes
2004-06-10, 04:50 AM
Credit to Sovereign for showing me this:
Raziel
2004-06-10, 04:52 AM
Ah ha ha ha! That guy is going to be tasting wet dog in the back of his throat for decades!
Sovereign
2004-06-10, 04:57 AM
Lol, i couldn't stop laughing at first. My parents woke up and started yelling at me XD
!King_Amazon!
2004-06-10, 09:14 AM
Did they die?
Fatal1ty
2004-06-10, 09:53 AM
They wouldn't die from that...
Thanatos
2004-06-10, 09:57 AM
LOL! Dog ashes.. cocaine.. hah.
badboy
2004-06-10, 10:30 AM
Just don't do drugs at all. And you won't ever come across that problem.
Slim
2004-06-10, 10:35 AM
You may want to change the title of this to "Don't do dog." although a few people may get the wrong idea.
Fatal1ty
2004-06-10, 10:39 AM
That's pretty funny don't do dogs slim. lol
Tyrannicide
2004-06-10, 11:00 AM
LOL!!! What a bunch of dumbasses.
Demosthenes
2004-06-10, 11:02 AM
Another funny one:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/2a202b6e/lobsters.jpg
Slim
2004-06-10, 11:06 AM
Why in the fuck would you stuff something with pinchers down your pants? I just don't see what could be going through these idiots heads. Oh hell, It's not like my dick will look like food to them, I'm safe. Dumbasses.
Eddie_Perez
2004-06-10, 01:07 PM
Why the fuck would you steal lobsters?
iceman887
2004-06-10, 01:19 PM
LOL that is funny, how stupid is that guy
Thanatos
2004-06-10, 06:16 PM
Why the fuck would you steal lobsters?

Maybe he was hungry; and in that case, I feel bad for him.
Slim
2004-06-10, 06:21 PM
I'll sum this up for everyone
Lobsters > Thief
Dog ashes > Cokeheads
KagomJack
2004-06-10, 07:15 PM
that's sad (about the dog's ashes). I had a friend over for the Caesar project we had to do for English. He stole some leaves off my tree because they looked like Marijuana leaves...
sheerx
2004-06-10, 07:54 PM
that's really pathetic..
If they are over the age of 10, then Kagom's friends are dumber than the people mentioned in the article.
KagomJack
2004-06-10, 07:58 PM
it's only 1 friend who did that. He's 16...and a major pothead (he was sober when he was over...)
Titusfied
2004-06-10, 08:18 PM
What a damn moron. I pity people.

People in general.
KagomJack
2004-06-10, 08:21 PM
actually, he's a pretty cool guy...just sometimes he can be stupid.
‡AC‡
2004-06-12, 03:28 AM
actually, he's a pretty cool guy...just sometimes he can be stupid.
titus was refering to the idiot that shoved lobsters into his pants.

at least this is one moron that cant reproduce.
Vollstrecker
2004-06-12, 03:36 AM
The happiness rating of the world has gone up 2 points due to that fact. ^_^
RoboticSilence
2004-06-12, 04:59 AM
Dude, lobster is fucking expensive.
Vollstrecker
2004-06-12, 06:32 AM
Yeah. I bought 2 a while back, and cost me like $30.

I guess it was worth it to make teh Abby happy... :weird:
frickaline
2004-06-13, 08:32 AM
Lobster is expensive, but stealing them is just stupid. There's other food in the world that is a lot less harmful to stick in your pants. :P

Funny articles....both of them.

They remind me of a crime committed not far from me where a guy tried to rip off an ATM and so he wrapped a chain around the machine and secured the end of it to the bumper of his car. When he hit the accelerator, instead of opening the ATM, it removed the bumper of his car. In panic, he left the scene of the crime. Police found his bumper complete with license plate, and, well...its wasn't hard to figure out from there.

lol...guess they can't all be Lex Luthors.

-frick