Freestyle rap motherfucks!

[Hades-Knight]

Ok every reply to this thread must be in freestyle rap k nigga?

let me start thigns up:

yo yo zelaron
this is KR about to drop you a song
you niggas tried to bust a cap on my son
i take out my shotgun and shoot you in the cojon
if you got what it takes come out and drop me a bomb
as far as i know you aint got shit in your mothers home

[Demosthenes]

10 charcters.

[KagomJack]

agreed Mjordan...

[Sovereign]

Wow, thats a new pic for you.

[Tyrannicide]

You come out actin like you can freestyle//
your rhymes are weak, i'm so bad, an exile//
don't start actin a lifestyle you can't handle//
I'll dismember you, put your head on my mantle//
load my Ak with a lyrical magazine, set it on burst//
you be goin home in a mother fuckin hurse//
I'm droppin a bomb on this louzy ass thread//
rappin rhymes so hard, makin you look like a sped//
this freestyle is over, I got the win in my bag//
clearly no room for you, a wanna be fag//


BITCH!!

[zeal311]

That was...pretty good.

[uncapped]

Don't make fun of me for stooping to their level of wannabe-rapper-esque crap, but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.

Stop with the rhymes you queer little bitch,
Your flee-like spits are giving me an itch,
It's useless to battle, you ain't gonna win,
I'll slap you around like a killer whale's fin,
It'll hurt like a bitch, but you ain't much more,
You're weak little snippits are making me snore,
That's all I've got, so now I'll quit,
The tirade's over, so close this shit.

[Machine God]

lmao, it pays to know what your talking about, Hades. Some people seem more intelligent until they speak... Then again, haven't seen a pic of you so I can't decide.

[Sovereign]

He posted his picture SOEMWHERE recently in the off topic forums. Cant remember where though >_<

[Machine God]

Doesn't matter, I'll just base my view of him on what I have read here in this thread until more evidence either way comes along.

[NonGayMan]

Oh no, I'm stuck in my truck
All alone, sitting next to a duck
I hope it doesn't want me to fuck
I don't want to bust a nut
Why am I living in Americunt
Skeet skeet skeet
I'm leet leet leet
You just got served
Now get down on your knees and suck my bird

[D3V]

You say your leet leet leet
but all you do is , beat, the , meat
You ain't ever gonna serve no one
unless you workin at the drivethru, big son
and Uncapped had better watch his back
kangomjack is movin in next door, and wants a peice of that ass
Tyrannacide thinks he can rap, thinks he can rhyme
but everytime he makes a reply, you think it should be a crime
mjordan2nd ain't that good i reckon
guess his mommas making appearences on zel again
And sov, I'm guessin he might be a jew
and Hades just got put down like a flaming pile 'of poo
so ima have to say bye bye
click right fast, and post my quick reply

[Raziel]

but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.

God dammit!! Why the fuck does this keep happening?! I have to have a mouth full of soda when I read this kind of shit, and I end up spitting half of it all over my monitor! It's never just before I'm about to take a drink, or just after I've swallowed, it's always when I've got a mouthful of Mountain Dew!

God dammit!

[Slim]

Seems to be a pattern between that and the bees, maybe the world is out to get you Raziel. Trying to make you choke on mountain dew and sting the piss out of you.

[Raziel]

That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.

[Slim]

Then you'll wake up and decide it's time to stop smoking crack.
God damn crack dreams.

[Hades-Knight]

You say your leet leet leet
but all you do is , beat, the , meat
You ain't ever gonna serve no one
unless you workin at the drivethru, big son
and Uncapped had better watch his back
kangomjack is movin in next door, and wants a peice of that ass
Tyrannacide thinks he can rap, thinks he can rhyme
but everytime he makes a reply, you think it should be a crime
mjordan2nd ain't that good i reckon
guess his mommas making appearences on zel again
And sov, I'm guessin he might be a jew
and Hades just got put down like a flaming pile 'of poo
so ima have to say bye bye
click right fast, and post my quick reply
omfg that was excellent........i was cracking up and my mom was like "STFU LET ME SLEEP"

D3v you teh racist fux
you need to get your ass back in the klux
you ain't got shit like my nigs from the bronx
they open your anus like a bottle of wine
pop your fucking cap then we rdy to dine
can of whoopass opened on yo spine
back to your knees where yo ass was assigned

[Sovereign]

How might I be a jew?

I don't see how this is funny, but apparently I have a bad sence of humor.

[Tyrannicide]

Your fighting a battle you will never win//
your rhymes are weak, son it is a sin//
I enter the room and the lights go dim//
i'm the rhyme master,you all write me a hymn//
I am god to all you little wanna be nelly//
bitch, you actin like you will be on the tele//
but everyone here knows, i am the only one//
lurkin in the darkness, you all tryin to nunn//

just in case you don't know--v
nunn = avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of
hymn = a song of praise

[Hades-Knight]

Dude like 5 posts were deleted form this thread......why do mods have to be such assholes!!

[NonGayMan]

I like men
I live in a hen
I'm not black
I'm not wack
I'm white
And I cause a fright
Molesting is what I do
Tell all your children to hide at the zoo
Yep, you guessed it right
Jenna Jameson's pussy is very tight
But I don't have a pussy
I talk like a wussy
Although, I wish I had one
I used to be a Nigerian
I belong to the Black Sun Faction
My name is Michael Jackson

[Eddie_Perez]

How about you record it... instead of taking minutes and minutes to write down. Freestyle is supposed to be about quick thinking, and your ability to rap... NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT OTHER DISS RHYMES WITH SHIT IN 30 MINUTES SO YOU CAN "BATTLE" ONLINE! :(

[D3V]

omfg that was excellent........i was cracking up and my mom was like "STFU LET ME SLEEP"

D3v you teh racist fux
you need to get your ass back in the klux
you ain't got shit like my nigs from the bronx
they open your anus like a bottle of wine
pop your fucking cap then we rdy to dine
can of whoopass opened on yo spine
back to your knees where yo ass was assigned

Nice

Ima racist fuck!? Its ok if i drag niggas behind my truck
If i ever do get into the klux, its gonna be for protection, from slappin u up
shit if I lived in the bronx i'd move,
those africans look like they espaced from a zoo
fuck opening my ass like wine, i'd run and hide in a ditch
when they come out and i'm unnoticed, i'd make everyone my bitch
can of whoopass does no harm
ima get my swager on put on the charm, and do harm to your mom

[NonGayMan]

Crumpet stuffing is very fun
Y halo thar Mr. Clerk, do you have a hamburger bun
Would you care for a spot of tea
Excuse me sir, I have to pee
And I as I go to the bathroom
I hear a rather disturbing boom
Somebody crept up behind me
And grabbed my weewee
It just happened to be George Bush
So I asked him, whattya doin yew lil' douche
What's up lobsterbacks, muh name is Tony Blair
And if you fuck with me, I'll send off a flair
Right into yer eye BITCH
O noes, my balls have an itch

[Thanatos]

NGM > everyone.

[platnum]

I was walkin down the street so cool and fine,
when i saw yo momma in the welfare line.
She was pushin and shovin with no respect,
all she wanted was a welfare check.
If you really wanna battle lets get it started,
cause ya rhymes got AIDs and your dads retarded.
I will open your ass so fucking wide,
that you will start to look like tyrannicide.




BOOM!

[Penny_Bags]

How might I be a jew?

I don't see how this is funny, but apparently I have a bad sence of humor. You also have a bad SENSE of spelling, nigger.

[Penny_Bags]

Okay, here I go.



I was walking down the steet.
(bobs head)
and I fucked your mom.

[Penny_Bags]

That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out. The prospect of these two ill fates combining into one event, said event being a swarm of wasps flying out of your Mountain Dew can, is quite humorous. I enjoyed it.

[Penny_Bags]

I aint no wigger,
so i don't like to rap,
im sick of all these niggers,
talkin about "bustin a cap",
but their wangs are bigger,
so im gonna go take a nap,
and dream,
about having a massive dong,
and rockin out the porno scene,
with my tremdously awesome schlong.
Omg h4x

[Slim]

Nice quadruple post Penny.

[Penny_Bags]

I was thinking about going for 5.

[Tyrannicide]

Your actin all cool, callin me a rapper wanna be//
your spittin out rhymes, weak but to blind to see//
get off your high horse, no way your a gee//
you could only produce an album by payin the right fee//
I give you props since you keep on tryin//
but it is obvious that your skills keep dyin//
Originality gone, i'm gonna set you in your place//
you are of no more, nuthin but a welfare case//
your vocab is as large as the word kite//
i'm finished this diss, steppin back from the mic//
the crowds yellin, callin for an encore//
no need to continue, I just ran up the score//


Ne of u step back on my court and ur dead.

[IcEKinGXII]

Tyran ur rhymes sounds like fucken poems man make them more hmm violent and make them flow better hehe hades knows how i rap... ill post in a bit

[IcEKinGXII]

omg look fellas there we have our own mother goose!........ Hes filled with anger just because his mother is a protitute........... listen t dont get mad at us cuz your mother is loose it aint my fault she was getting boned by the skin flute wich has HiV and AIds and then she was bouncing up and down, broke her leg inside of an escalade.

[IcEKinGXII]

yo, d3v is lucky i dont hit him and dismantle his bodie with a bus. mother fucker is lucky i dont slit open his nuts. mother fucker is lucky i dont cut off his dick and smack him with it in disgust, but in reality what i can do is take his ass back to diablo and rape him with my caducus.

[IcEKinGXII]

BtW... Platnum that shit was funny lol

[Vollstrecker]

Whoa there Chief//
Use the edit feature//
Before I cap your ass//
Like an in-season creature//

Thank you.

[Penny_Bags]

Hahahaha, nice vollstrecker.

And random noob with the alternating capital letters, your "rapping" sucked dick, especially because you actually tried.

[IcEKinGXII]

penny i know your not talking about me.

[Tyrannicide]

Rhymes dont have to be violent! Most of the time they are, but I was just saying it as it is. For that stupid comment you made along with the weakest rhymes yet, your lucky I dont bust a cap in your ass.

And you started off too lines with the same words. Another thing, you put each line(lyrics like everyone else does on separate lines so its easier to see what rhymes. It is how it is suppose to be done. I take it ur a n00b at rapping to aren't cha?

[Tyrannicide]

P.S. Rap is a form of poetry dumb ass.

You come on dissin me saying I dont have flow//
you then prance around callin my mom a hoe//
your rhymes are weaker then a babies dick//
it must be hard grown up with a mom named Nick//
i'm hidden in the shadows, ready to slay//
butchers knife in one hand, ready to make you pay//
for the bullshit you bring, thinking your big//
you little bitch, i'm gonna break you like a twig//
sever your limbs while your still breathin air//
this battle's like a cat and a mouse, its just not fair//
I am the superior, bitch get on your fucking knees//
know your shakin, wanting to live, asking please//
your time's up, slit your wrists, gun to your arms//
bullets fire, splatter,bloods dripps from my charms//
you lay there shakin in pain, mutilated to hell//
you just felt the rath of the silver to the fuckin cell//
the fun just started, your families next//
finish your mom off, but not til after sex//
by mornin I'll be on Canada's most wanted//
now the whole continent is gonna be hanted//

That's all for now, you keep talkin shit and im gonna destroy you.
You best watch yourself.

[Vollstrecker]

you then trance around callin my mom a hoe//


You would be good, but your grasp of the english language is yet weak.

That would be 'prance'.

[Tyrannicide]

it's called a typo!

And why do you have to pick out the one thing that is wrong? Serioisly are you just bored?

...........changed.

[Vollstrecker]

Something like that. Maybe I like to bother people. ^_^

[Penny_Bags]

A typo? the "t" and "p" are pretty far away from each other on a standard keyboard. Most typos happen because of a mistruck key adjacent to the intened point of impact... you my friend must have been hopped up on schnapps and raisinettes... because you missed by a long shot.

[Tyrannicide]

hush.....

No one suppose to know.

[uncapped]

Now everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not had his hands up
This free world got you gased up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 pac, 2 pac, 3 pac, 4
4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1
You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none

This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me,
I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots
himself in the leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl,
I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through

But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrased?
This guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook
'Cause there no such things as half-way crooks
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat, i go acapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me.

[Slim]

Way to go 8 mile on his ass.

[Penny_Bags]

It's so funny when people rap lyrics that DON'T rhyme... but are close to rhyming.

[IcEKinGXII]

my motto fuck lotto i get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tommorow o0o0o0o o0o0o0o 0o0o0o haha

[platnum]

Holy shit, he said he will be canadas most wanted. lol. I'm sure that will be hard to do.

[slaynish]

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the fucking door
You see, damn, cause I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothing, haha
But it scared you cause people don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, turn them back, wait, where you going?

kkk pwnt

[D3V]

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the fucking door
You see, damn, cause I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothing, haha
But it scared you cause people don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, turn them back, wait, where you going?

kkk pwnt


Wow, what a horrible excuse for some rhymes
your lyrics are so shitty, your rapping should be a crime
I know your just a tubby kid, prolly a professional on the piano
nope, your just a stupid whiney little bitch that looks like jay leno

The only way you could scare me, if you were my daddy
but we all know your not, cuz you aint got no nuts, so I ain't scared, i'm ready
ready for any kidna spam you can throw this way
ill flip it, trash it, make fun of it, and be on my way
anyone you try and flame will be made a joke, and make you sound gay
so get your merry ass steppin, and be on your way

[slaynish]

Wow, that was horrently(sp) bad.

[D3V]

Yeah, but I wanted to repeat my self and bs liek you did. Comeon, lets battle. limited 8 lines / 30 seconds.

[slaynish]

K, no, rap is gay.

[Slim]

Die. What do you listen to, Nsync?

[D3V]

I think his chin listens to britney. the rest of his girth listens to nsync.

[slaynish]

No, Hed(PE), Metallica, ICP, and nothing that you like.

[D3V]

Haha metallica = good back in the day. Icp is a bunch of fat nerds that wear makeup. and hed is queer. Son, you can't handle this.

[Hades-Knight]

I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt



:rolleyes:

[NonGayMan]

You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

DI DICKI DO DOM DI DOM DO DI DICK DO DOM DICKI DICKI DI DOM

Toot toot chugga chugga big red car!

Poetry is supposed to be peaceful! Do you think Shakespeare would light some G's up with his 9?

[D3V]

Nongayman, what a pathetic name
It fits you perfectly, your quite fucking lame
HadesKnight likes fingers up his butt
All shapes and sizes, his poop chute is a dirty slut
Slaynish is only a few years old
I'd feel bad beating his ass for what he deserves
but in the end i'd be great to say "Yea bitch! you just got served!!"

[Hades-Knight]

D3v you keep impressing me
you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G
you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry
you both are gay whole zelaron would agree
NonGayMan could whoop your ass
So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas
my rhymes are weak like your erected penis
so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness

[Jamesadin]

Yo, my name is James-A-Din!
I like to eat Dol-phin fin!
I think I should stop-right-now!
Before I pwn-a-cow!


Thank you!

[D3V]

D3v you keep impressing me
you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G
you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry
you both are gay whole zelaron would agree
NonGayMan could whoop your ass
So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas
my rhymes are weak like your erected penis
so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness


I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin
You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin
if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich
and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch
but there is no way that i'll ever be gay
Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree
Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees
Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass
my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash
so get your patheticness, away from this,
i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis

[NonGayMan]

The sun will come out tomorrow
With just a little bit of sorrow
You better cry me a river
Because smoking can destroy your liver
And drugs can fuck up your brain
Hey everybody, let's go eat some chicken chow mein
Pull up your pants, I can see your bum
All the Aussies will say "G'Day to you mum!"

[Tyrannicide]

D3V im gonna have to agree//
hades are u really a he//
ur rhymin like a women drinkin tea//
pathetic, u need to crouch to pee//
ur making rap look bad, its a shame//
ur best stayin, talking on aim//
ur not cut out for this fame//
but u walk around, making a claim//
u got skills, drop the crap//
or u gonna have a permenant nap//
ur ignorance is holding u back//
if it makes u stop, here's a plaque//
you done, im done no need to finish//
this is it bitch, you quick diminish//

[Demosthenes]

I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin
You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin
if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich
and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch
but there is no way that i'll ever be gay
Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree
Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees
Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass
my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash
so get your patheticness, away from this,
i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis

All you guys are wrong. To have a proper freestyle you must use the line "broke them boyz off" at least twice in your rhymes. So far, you have all failed.

[Hades-Knight]

All you guys are wrong. To have a proper freestyle you must use the line "broke them boyz off" at least twice in your rhymes. So far, you have all failed.

ur black ur suposed to be better than all of but yet you haven't showed us anything! cmom do it for your homies!

[D3V]

Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow

[NonGayMan]

Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow


You don't flow
You just blow
Like the yellar Mo
The name's Joe Schmo
And I have a bow
I'm down low
With a ho
Deciding whether or not to show
Maybe I should just say no
Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo

[D3V]

You don't flow
You just blow
Like the yellar Mo
The name's Joe Schmo
And I have a bow
I'm down low
With a ho
Deciding whether or not to show
Maybe I should just say no
Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo

You wish you could rhyme,
With lyrically explicit lines,
I'm a fucking pistol whipping bandit
Knock you on your ass, giving myself a pat on the back at it
Hell yeah I can flow, like a blue ass river
If I rapped any better, i'd call myself a nigger
If your dick wasn't so small, I wouldn't be so much bigger
Now just hold still, while I put this gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

[Demosthenes]

ur black ur suposed to be better than all of but yet you haven't showed us anything!

No, I just find "freestyling" on the internet to be kind of dumb.

[Thanatos]

No shit. Like someone else explained, it's not freestyle at all. You can come up with your rhymes in like 30 minutes on the internet; do it in real life within 2 minutes.

[D3V]

Look at the ill'complexity' of my posts ... They're stupid.

If ANYBODY wants to freestyle or battle against me, im me on aim : Aim 1s Gay I'm on alot, if you'd want to that is...

[kaos]

Some of you are fucking dumb
Then again i'm fucking high
I smoke pot till i get numb
And none yall can't deny
i smoke the roach till its microscopic
'cause i been smokin since junor high
what sucks here is this topic
about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply
with a good post that ryhmes

d3v get his pleasure from racism
when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms
but then his dick gets a spasm
now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm
but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms
just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom
i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused
till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze

biatch!1

[D3V]

Some of you are fucking dumb
Then again i'm fucking high
I smoke pot till i get numb
And none yall can't deny
i smoke the roach till its microscopic
'cause i been smokin since junor high
what sucks here is this topic
about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply
with a good post that ryhmes

d3v get his pleasure from racism
when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms
but then his dick gets a spasm
now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm
but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms
just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom
i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused
till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze

biatch!1


Man dis man kaos, always acts like he's high
He used to get beat as a child, rememberance makes him cry
I wish I would get an orgasm from racism, that'd help me
I'd get a 12 year subscription, to KKK monthly
Now if you think you impregnated my mom with that little patty
Think again twat, im older than you, and she already had me
100% or 110% thread was just a joke to keep me busy
After banging your mom, my crotch has been all itchy
I had to get some cream, had to smear it fast
I knew I sholda never tapped that ass
But it was good while it lasted, it was all in good Fun
Next time i'll be sure just to stick it in the bum.

Now please just keep my mom out of this son,
And maybe next time i'll keep this outta your mom
kaos is a goofy little boy, who deploys all of these unsuccessful ploys
Now ima have to get packin, and deal with this bitch talkin so much noise
Well i'm runnin outta combacks, im runnin outta rhymes
I'ma have to get back to the lynchin, these niggas outta line!

[platnum]

I'm blue
da ba de da ba daa
da ba de da ba da

[Hades-Knight]

Man dis man kaos, always acts like he's high
He used to get beat as a child, rememberance makes him cry
I wish I would get an orgasm from racism, that'd help me
I'd get a 12 year subscription, to KKK monthly
Now if you think you impregnated my mom with that little patty
Think again twat, im older than you, and she already had me
100% or 110% thread was just a joke to keep me busy
After banging your mom, my crotch has been all itchy
I had to get some cream, had to smear it fast
I knew I sholda never tapped that ass
But it was good while it lasted, it was all in good Fun
Next time i'll be sure just to stick it in the bum.

Now please just keep my mom out of this son,
And maybe next time i'll keep this outta your mom
kaos is a goofy little boy, who deploys all of these unsuccessful ploys
Now ima have to get packin, and deal with this bitch talkin so much noise
Well i'm runnin outta combacks, im runnin outta rhymes
I'ma have to get back to the lynchin, these niggas outta line!

Wow that was beautiful

[D3V]

*wtfffffffffff

[D3V]

Lol @ this thread.

[KagomJack]

lol@u jewface >:[

[Skurai]

lol @ funny stuff!

[KagomJack]

So check it,
I was robbin' a g on the corner of fifth and main
When some little hottie with a bit of naughty came,
Smokin' a blunt and wearin' her thang high high,
She says to me "Drop the gun"
So I's drops the guns and fuck her on that corner of fifth and main,
Flippin' off the 5-0 every which way, thinkin' 'bout some hey hey,
Now next time you think' of some rap, think of me
How MC Cumguzzle fucked yo mama on the corner of fifth and main.

[Grav]

I was robbin' a g on the corner of fifth and main


I don't think I want to know what that's a euphemism for

[KagomJack]

Handjobs. Always has to be.

[D3V]

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