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DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-07, 06:08 PM
I dont like them.
khwiii
2004-06-07, 06:11 PM
And I don't like you! Oh well.... guess I need to read up and see what the hell you are talking about. That's what happens when you are gone for awhile.
BTW, you're alright, I was kidding.
Oh my god, get the fuck out of my house.
Demosthenes
2004-06-07, 06:33 PM
And I don't like you! Oh well.... guess I need to read up and see what the hell you are talking about. That's what happens when you are gone for awhile.
BTW, you're alright, I was kidding.
YOU'RE BACK!!
What the hell is going on?
slaynish
2004-06-07, 07:03 PM
I always loved his name..
How the hell do you pronounce it? Kwee?
kuh-w-eye
Kuh-w-eee
Kuh-wei
Kuh-weeie
Titusfied
2004-06-07, 07:07 PM
K.H.W. the 3rd.
khwiii
2004-06-07, 07:15 PM
Correct.
Ken to make it easy.
Titusfied
2004-06-07, 07:22 PM
0% Activity. LOL!
slaynish
2004-06-07, 07:34 PM
ROFLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL![/sarcasm]
Really now, titus, i didn't think to EVER hear you say LOL!
Demosthenes
2004-06-07, 07:39 PM
I've always just thought of him as "kiwi." I know that's not what his name is, but it just makes it so much easier. I mean, try saying khwiii. Just so much easier as "kiwi."
Sovereign
2004-06-07, 11:04 PM
Where hast thou been!!!
And yes, Do you like me threads are annoying. I dislike them as well.
Raziel
2004-06-07, 11:14 PM
You know what I don't like? Bees. I've been "assaulted" by bees three times in three days. I woke up day before yesterday with a bee buzzing two inches from my nose. I had to stalk and murder a bee in the office last night. Today, I was getting in my car to drive to breakfast and a bee flew in and hovered around me for a few minutes. I fucking hate bees.
TyrranicideDied
2004-06-08, 05:31 AM
This is for you Raziel: http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~chriseng/m01_hi.wmv
Those bees are getting what they deserve.
Raziel
2004-06-08, 05:41 AM
Ahh! Ahh! God dammit, hornets are even worse, you asshole!
TyrranicideDied
2004-06-08, 07:45 AM
Aww c'mon, what are the odds of encountering a big hornet like that? I haven't seen one in years...but I've seen plenty of bees though.
Thanatos
2004-06-08, 10:37 AM
I dislike bugs flying into my ear. I had a crapload of stuff I was carrying and this asshole bug flew into my ear. I had to drop everything and get it out. Omg it sucked.
omg.
An asshole bug flew into your ear? Would that mean your ear smells like an asshole or am I missing something?
Demosthenes
2004-06-08, 11:42 AM
An asshole bug flew into your ear? Would that mean your ear smells like an asshole or am I missing something?
I don't like "Anti 'Anti do-you like me'" threads.
I don't like threads in general, or Zelaron for that matter.
badboy
2004-06-08, 06:55 PM
I don't like myself in general, or Zelaron for that matter.
..........
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-08, 07:18 PM
You know what I don't like? Bees. I've been "assaulted" by bees three times in three days. I woke up day before yesterday with a bee buzzing two inches from my nose. I had to stalk and murder a bee in the office last night. Today, I was getting in my car to drive to breakfast and a bee flew in and hovered around me for a few minutes. I fucking hate bees.
Spiders are still worse, eh Bobbay?
NonGayMan
2004-06-08, 09:09 PM
You know what I don't like? Bees. I've been "assaulted" by bees three times in three days. I woke up day before yesterday with a bee buzzing two inches from my nose. I had to stalk and murder a bee in the office last night. Today, I was getting in my car to drive to breakfast and a bee flew in and hovered around me for a few minutes. I fucking hate bees.
They were just defending their territory! What if that bee had a family?
Raziel
2004-06-08, 11:27 PM
Spiders are still worse, eh Bobbay?
No, because spiders can't chase you. Fuck bees!
Actually spiders CAN chase you, they're just easier to kill because they can't fly away from a foot smashing them.
Raziel
2004-06-08, 11:33 PM
Well, maybe certain breeds of scary ass tropical jumping spiders, but there's no way a tarantula could keep up with me if I decided to bolt. Bees will chase your ass, and they can keep up.
Jumping spiders piss me off. I had one crawling around on my ceiling last night and I decided to start spraying it with cologne to see what it would do. After the first squirt the thing jumped and landed right on my face, that sucked quite a bit. But anyway, my uncle is allergic to bees as well, I think his throat starts swelling up when he gets stung.
Raziel
2004-06-09, 01:00 AM
You sprayed a spider with cologne? Were you planning on taking it out to dinner and couldn't bear to walk into a fancy restaurant if your company stank of fly carcass? That's what I have to do to my younger brother sometimes. I tell him "look, we can't walk into Dairy Queen with you dressed in shortpants and stinking of baby-flesh. You march right into your room and change into that leotard, or so help me God, I'll scoop your eyes out with a salad tong. Not both tongs, just one. The one that looks like a big fork."
He usually complies after the tong threat. He hates that big fork. It scares him like fire scares Frankenstein.
Titusfied
2004-06-09, 06:24 AM
Goodness. What have you done to the poor child that involved "the big fork"?
Raziel
2004-06-09, 06:40 AM
Heh...I think the better question is "what haven't I done?"
badboy
2004-06-09, 08:34 AM
I hate the insect species in general. One time when I was working out in my garage, a fucking nat or some bug, flyies right into me eye. I had to go into the mirror and try and wash it out but it broke into pieces, so I had to get tweezers and pull the pieces out without pooking myself in the eyeball.
You sprayed a spider with cologne? Were you planning on taking it out to dinner and couldn't bear to walk into a fancy restaurant if your company stank of fly carcass?
How did you know my plans?!
Actually I didn't really want to kill the thing yet, just piss it off. Cologne has alcohol in it right? Alcohol generally pisses things off so I figured why the hell not? Obviously it worked because the thing jumped right onto my face.
DaFrigginDoctah
2004-06-09, 05:23 PM
No, because spiders can't chase you. Fuck bees!
Spiders are sneakier and more devious, though. They can be on you without you knowing until... IT'S TOO GODDAMN FUCKING LATE!!!!!
Raziel
2004-06-09, 10:59 PM
Yeah, but bees keep pulling that shit on me too. I've had two more nasty encounters with them over the last two days, so that's five times in five days. Yesterday I got in my car to go to breakfast again and there was one fucking waiting for me in the car.
By the way, after yesterday's encouter, I've come to realize that thse aren't bees that keep assaulting me. I hadn't previously taken the time to really examine the things considering that every time I see one, my perception is clouded with shock and hate. Yesterday, I got a good, close extended look at one, and it was far too big, far too long and far to heavily armored to be a bee. THEY'RE FUCKING WASPS!!!! I'm getting attacked by goddamned wasps!!
Demosthenes
2004-06-10, 03:19 AM
Heh. I actually had an encounter with a bee yesterday. I went to the backyard so I could go to the garage to get my dog some food, and waiting for me in my backyard was a bee. Now, at night, you'll occasionally see some, but this one was fucking aggressive. It followed me into the garage. Now, I'm scared of bugs as it is, so obviously I wasn't liking this. I armed myself with a shoe, waited for the fucking thing to calm down and set on a wall, and killed the beast, then let out a sigh of relief. I'm allergic to bees, and I've had bad experiences getting stung by them before
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