Ah, Noobs, how I hate them...

[HandOfHeaven]

Teaching how to friend message, friend list, add/remove friends. Easy to scam with /dnd, getting their passwords is easy as pie, it aint even funny. When they duel they think they will die for good like in hardcore, but don't. Ask what Tp and pp is. Asking where people are when they can just as easily look at screen. I have noticed this in Diablo II Classic, so many more noobs playing, so hard to communicate. PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME.

People who don't know where the den of evil is, or where the stony fields is. Asking when you if you can go to act 4 when you are fighting Izual (happened to me today). Countless Examples. If this pic shows up, it is my barb teaching someone how to write over their heads, and after 5 times repeating myself they understand.

[dam]

well its nice to see people helping noobs....they all need alittle teacher to help with the basics......there is so many lvls to this game and thats the attaction to this whole game......if i started playing a game and no one helped me when i started i know for a fact that i'd be playing counter strike all the time.......so good on you for helping out someone......ps but if they r thick as shit and their can't get it even if you show them more than 3 times then remember this.....being stupid is a gene thing....hehe

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[Demosthenes]

We were all "noobs" at one point. Best to help them out now. It might come back and be beneficial for you in the future.

[Ganga]

true but some are smart noob where you tell them 1 or two time and they understand... some just never get it and you will get piss as you teaching them.

[BlackKnight]

true but some are smart noob where you tell them 1 or two time and they understand... some just never get it and you will get piss as you teaching them.
I can´t say anthing else...

[iceman887]

ganga, i wish there are all smart noobs, i mean like in any game i play, there are these people that i tell exactly what to do and they see examples and everything but they still dont get it, it gets me so frustrated, i learn after like the first time i play or during the first time i play, people are so stupid it seems

[HandOfHeaven]

This is Diablo II Classic, a whole lot more noobs there than on expansion. One guy I played with and a few of his friends got diablo II for easter, and they were calling pther people noobs cuz they thought their "Army" Necros were better than PnB ones. ^_^WRONG!^_^

[zagggon]

I just enjoy scamming newbs out of their shitty items so i can go sell them to charsi.:)

[Arkantis]

I am always nice to noobs, I mean serously, no one is going to trade you for a "centurian" armor or a "chof of glory" and if they will they are noobs. I have had offers on Chof of Glory but I think it sucks.

[PureRebel]

lol.. i hate noobs.. they ask too many questions and they think they rule with thier fuckin lvl 50 chars with shitazz gear.. i just hacked sum bitch that wouldnt leave my girl alone on d2.. and she was gettin pissed @ him.. so now im allgood ^^

[HandOfHeaven]

The one scam I had seen most is the freeikset link to geocities, they download it, and their stuff falls. I know a way to get an soj quick. Some clans are fake, and they give you a ring to start out with, generally a high level one. They tell you to type /dnd (account) (password). What this does is put on an away message. And you account and password are shown if you do it. Well, I type /dnd fuck you stupid whores. And ran off with a new soj. They may not do that anymore, but thats one of the times when I "scammed" a scammer.

[iceman887]

i can't believe a clan would even give out a free soj anyways? how stupid is that holy crap!!! that is SO STUPID@!!!!!!!!!@!$#!%$!@#%@1

[sheerx]

heh.. Back when I played diablo 2, I always liked to help newbs. I botted a little in the 1.9 patch and acquired quite a few items. When I usually meet a newb that seems to be honest I give em stuff. Once I gave a starting pally a HoZ, Gaurdian ANgel, 2 ravenfrosts, those 30-50 mf boots (forgot the name), gaze, bstar, and lavagouts. A good way to start off I think.. I guess its because I remember how exciting it was to play when I first started. haha

[BlackKnight]

i help noobs too,but if they after 4 weeks didn´t learn anything more of the game it suxxs me much...

[Maleficus]

no...not everyone was what i would consider a newb...i never asked stupid shitty ass questions, and if i did, it was once, then if i didnt get it i wouldnt ask again, and i never begged

[BornOblivious]

well you know you cant really hate on the noobs cause even if you dont admit it you were them at one point in time...BUT if they have been playing for a month and still dont know jack then you can start to hate them ;)

[Horbar]

Everyone is a noob at somepoint. I am still a semi-noob, but it didn't stop me from trading a Lidless wall for Arachnids mesh from this really dumb noob. This is a positive thing about newbs. LOL

[HandOfHeaven]

Well I mean those stupid ones who you have to tell something 7 times over, and they still dont get it. They ask what's a tp. YOu say Blue Portal, A portal to town. A what? A Blue Town Portal. Huh? A BLUE TOWN PORTAL GODDAMNIT!!! WHAT???!!! and it goes on. So sad.

[BlackKnight]

yes i know this good :( after a lot of time i wont help someone like them anymore,but i have a noob pvp friend,he learnd it really very fast and he is now nearly as good as me...

[slaynish]

When i was a noob ( I kinda still am : \) no body ever helped me.. Atleast nobody would ever OFFER to give items, ect.. I would have to beg and beg, and still i do.. Now i kinda think im on track except for the fact that im missing most of my gear for my charas : \..

[badboy]

I never have recieved free items and I'm better for it I think, and I'm not a mfer so anything I've found its out of luck. I played a long time, everyone was dicks ands that's I remembered the most from starting out. I try not to be that way to newbs, unless they are ignorant newbs who can't admit their wrong.

[tidus2005]

hmm i guess you dont remember me giving you both ladder and nonladder items then do you slaynish?

[slaynish]

hmm i guess you dont remember me giving you both ladder and nonladder items then do you slaynish?


Not nonladder :P only ladder, i forgot becuase it was sooo long ago.. I guess people have helped me out alot, but i forget eventually.. : \ sorry tidus and vollstrecker :P

[Vollstrecker]

Karma. It's all about Karma.

I'm always somewhat nice to noobs, unless they join my games demanding I give them items.

Then I PK them, take their gold, and leave. ^_^

[HandOfHeaven]

Speaking of PKing, I am a winddruid in HC. Here's the situation, we are all cowing. A level 99 Bone Necro comes in, spams Spirits, Hostiles, and kills 4 ppl, excluding me.

[dam]

thats not a noobie thats an ass wipe


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[Arkantis]

I dont like necros, they try to kill me, I would say it would be a motive to kill somone if you know you got a ton of exp but no just a load of your jackass self.

[HandOfHeaven]

I say get all of your friends to make Bone Necromancers and PK the PKer

[Arkantis]

I dont like makin bon necros, people always suspect pk.

[HandOfHeaven]

Aww, then maybe not an Enchantress either. I think those are the best to PK. I say make a hammerdin.

[Pekson]

Speaking of PK and HC Ark and HandofHeaven tell me about HC and pking i havent played in ages so i dont know the new pk methodz ppl have out there. I'm getting d2 back in about 2 days so i'll b able to play again WOOT!

[jabberwock]

I'm still a semi-noob. Only played for 4 weeks in 1.09 and so far 4 weeks in 1.10 with about a year in between playing. i remember me wanting a lidless and I showed him a few items of what I had, and his response was "how about something worth a lidless?"

So last night I was playing and some guy wanted a vampiremagi. I come in and show him and he shows me 5 things. I think the best was sigon's shield. i felt so bad about because I almost said "How about something worth a vampiremagi?" When he asked what I wanted, I asked for a bow and he showed me a few bows. Like Arctic horn level. I just laughed.

Turns out all he wanted the skullder's for was for mfing. I tossed him one of the 4 socketed armor (low str req) i had and told him to get ptopazes and socket them. He was happy as can be.

So I guess I'm the same way. If they're nice enough, I might help them out.

[HandOfHeaven]

Many use an Enchantress Sorceress to get Uber amounts of fire damage, another is a Chargedin. And the Bone Necromancer is also a really popular one. YOu could try a hammerdin or a trapsin, but they are not as quick.