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kaos
2004-04-14, 03:53 PM
I have a level 95 paladin in need of love.

Very strong, shy, likes to take long walks on the beach. Also prefers slaughtering small evil Fallen. He's lonely and looking for a nice zon with lots of cleavage. Also likes to smoke pot...prefers healing pots though.

PLEASE RESPOND IF INTERESTEd!
sheerx
2004-04-14, 04:32 PM
my level 70 barb went queer after the new patch. The purple armor he wears shines brilliantly as he is proud to be a homosexual. Although he's never been with anyone (ambiguous) he might be interested. likes healing pots and pot too. Although he aint a zon, he says he will be your zon. Has big muscles and purple armor. response will be greatly appreciated.
Demosthenes
2004-04-14, 04:33 PM
You created this barb? Kill it NOW!
Sovereign
2004-04-14, 04:39 PM
Got a lvl 81 necro just a waitin for you!! Alive or dead, frostbourne is your man. This wonderfully pale, exquisit example of a freak, is ready to do your evil, necromantic bidding. Hes free. And ladies, hes a sure bet to knock you dead...then revive you...and then have some more fun with you ;)
kaos
2004-04-14, 05:46 PM
my level 70 barb went queer after the new patch. The purple armor he wears shines brilliantly as he is proud to be a homosexual. Although he's never been with anyone (ambiguous) he might be interested. likes healing pots and pot too. Although he aint a zon, he says he will be your zon. Has big muscles and purple armor. response will be greatly appreciated.

I might consider ONLY if he gets breast implants.
Vollstrecker
2004-04-14, 05:49 PM
I'm in shock.

I can't even decide if I should close this, or just ignore it...
Sovereign
2004-04-14, 06:00 PM
This is almost exactly like my starcraft thread, on which female characte in the game youd bone. Remember that!? leave it open, have some fun lol

and if you close it ill just reopen it because sovereign>vollstrecker :P
kaos
2004-04-14, 06:01 PM
I'm in shock.

I can't even decide if I should close this, or just ignore it...


IGNORE or JOIN!
Senesia
2004-04-14, 06:07 PM
No jokes about Amazon's Decoy and Druid's morphing?
Vollstrecker
2004-04-14, 06:07 PM
and if you close it ill just reopen it because sovereign>vollstrecker :P

No, it's actually Vollstrecker > Sovereign. Chruser just doesn't know that yet.

Don't forget, I pwn you.
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28368
Sovereign
2004-04-14, 06:12 PM
Pft get off the meth .

http://ubermensch.ws/members/knight/Diablo2sex/sex_in_diablo2.JPG
You know you like that stuff.
Vollstrecker
2004-04-14, 06:15 PM
DUDE! You never told me you got a girlfriend!
Sovereign
2004-04-14, 06:18 PM
Oh sorry, i coulda sworn you were on my notification mailing list!
Vollstrecker
2004-04-14, 06:23 PM
Stop dragging the thread off-topic, asshat. :p
Sovereign
2004-04-14, 06:24 PM
Fine -_-

http://www.holgilein.de/schauda/verstrahltes/middle_finger.jpg

I hate you -_- :P
`Insolence`
2004-04-14, 08:22 PM
Stop flirting you two :X
HandOfHeaven
2004-04-14, 08:33 PM
I might consider ONLY if he gets breast implants.
But what about his man-boobies? And that loincloth has gotta be fricken awesome. ^_^
What about a sorc? She too much for you?
!King_Amazon!
2004-04-14, 10:26 PM
No, it's actually Vollstrecker > Sovereign. Chruser just doesn't know that yet.

Don't forget, I pwn you.
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28368

I had a feeling but I didn't say anything :-P.