World Record Thread

[Hellmonkeys]

One little monkey to sink the boat and kill them all
De bob do e air. Said the little wee bear.

[Hellmonkeys]

One little monkey to sink the boat and kill them all
De bob do e air. Said the little wee bear.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once hate a banjo...then my fish ate it.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once hate a banjo...then my fish ate it.

[Hellmonkeys]

Fish are the devil...wait...no...thats my galapagos turtle.

[Hellmonkeys]

Fish are the devil...wait...no...thats my galapagos turtle.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Ohhh hoooo kay then hellmonkeys... lol

[Hellmonkeys]

1x1=11

[Hellmonkeys]

1x1=11

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Methinks you're a spammer!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

But then again hell so I am so who cares? :)

[Hellmonkeys]

Im not as think as you drunk I am.

[Hellmonkeys]

Im not as think as you drunk I am.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
1x1=11

Idiot it equals 52344346465. EVERYONE knows that... :rolleyes:

[Hellmonkeys]

Penis plus vagina equals babies.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penis plus vagina equals babies.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

There's no blood in my alcohol officer! :)

[Hellmonkeys]

I like to eat tacos for dinner...yummmmmm.

[Hellmonkeys]

I like to eat tacos for dinner...yummmmmm.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron is the shit. Thats right...the shit...not a shit.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron is the shit. Thats right...the shit...not a shit.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is a god to me. But so is Bob Dole so that kinda cancels it out.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is a god to me. But so is Bob Dole so that kinda cancels it out.

[Hellmonkeys]

Save me jeebus
DOH. NUTS. Yummmm...Doughnuts.

[Hellmonkeys]

Save me jeebus
DOH. NUTS. Yummmm...Doughnuts.

[Hellmonkeys]

Tastes like burning.

[Hellmonkeys]

Tastes like burning.

[ViciousMilitia]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
Penis plus vagina equals babies.

what about birth control and condom's

[Hellmonkeys]

I want to fuck you like an animal.

[Hellmonkeys]

I want to fuck you like an animal.

[ViciousMilitia]

to bad i'm not to be fucked

[Hellmonkeys]

Im gunna goto your house and break your knee caps
I like moles...I had 4 of them for breakfast...alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Im gunna goto your house and break your knee caps
I like moles...I had 4 of them for breakfast...alive.

[ViciousMilitia]

hhhhh yes mmmmmmm i like vagina's

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a map...then I could find my way arround.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a map...then I could find my way arround.

[ViciousMilitia]

i'm going to sapm for my 600 post

[Hellmonkeys]

Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

[Hellmonkeys]

Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

[ViciousMilitia]

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

[ViciousMilitia]

put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up

[ViciousMilitia]

i will be back

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Same here, I'm going to bed... gnight all

[Sum Yung Guy]

i wish i had something better then 'Paint'

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://sumyungguy.homestead.com/files/basespam.GIF

[Sum Yung Guy]

heh im having TOO much fun with my gif editor tonight heh

[Shammy Brown]

Do you have CS? and if you do...do you ever play?

[Sum Yung Guy]

nah the only shooting game i ever liked was Kingpin

[Shammy Brown]

Never heard of that....yeah Im kind of addicted to CS now that HG is down...gives me something to do in the mean time....


Booya

[Sum Yung Guy]

i like the begining when you after you get beat up and you walk over to that guy and girl the guy says "Dont be looking at my bitch!" then its time to royaly beat his ass

[Sum Yung Guy]

woot that was my 150th post, yesterday i got my 100th thats 50 post today lol

[Shammy Brown]

Yeah...I just got back from going out with my friends...but we did nothing as usual....SC sucks ass man....damn nothing to do out here...its gay...

[Sum Yung Guy]

u seen star wars II yet? im gonna go see it tomorow, was supposed to see it today but i was sleeping instead lol

[Sum Yung Guy]

im gonna go watch the end of the giants game and then go on a murderous rage on LOD

[Shammy Brown]

we're going to see it like on monday...during the day so we dont have the fanatics yelling and shit in our ears....bunch of wierdos..

[ViciousMilitia]

how's my sig

[ViciousMilitia]

it's my first one so be gentle

[Edipus Brown]

damnit shammy, what did you do today...

i saw star wars, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD THE HONOR OF WATCHING!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU STAR WARS!!!!!
!!!!



!!!!








(jk, well its a good movie...)

[Sum Yung Guy]

sup edipus

[Edipus Brown]

hey, well i guess lod just hit the brick... i maxxed out my stats there as a dragon kin character

i have 140 str 75 dex and 85 int

96 magery....


i fucking miss hg damnit

[Sum Yung Guy]

wanna duel on LOD, i just checked a few mins ago and it was down, is it up now?

[Sum Yung Guy]

im soooo hungry http://sumyungguy.homestead.com/files/htmlbum.jpg

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://sumyungguy.homestead.com/files/pimpkid.jpg

whew now thats funny

[Edipus Brown]

im so fucking boooorrrred

when is hg back up for the love of god

[Sum Yung Guy]

hopefully tomorow

[Edipus Brown]

really!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

tomorrow!!!!!!!!

oh god let it be so,

oh sum yung, you do need one change on hg.... you should play along with us.... most of the peeps on hg were not dumbass whiners who need constant watching.... plus i like when we can play together

[Edipus Brown]

man this place gets reallllllllly dead around 2:30.... hehe

[Sum Yung Guy]

hahaha i luv thagt 69th post title!

[Sum Yung Guy]

its only 11:31 here

[Sum Yung Guy]

In Memory of Edipus Brown's 69th post
http://sumyungguy.homestead.com/files/69th.JPG

[Sum Yung Guy]

ok back to playing UO

[Edipus Brown]

god, you didnt do what i think you did... its unspeakable... taking a SCREENSHOT of that BEFORE i had time to write out a quick 70th post.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!

[Sum Yung Guy]

damn edipus log on and help me kill these gankers

[Wiccan][V][asta]

NO, don't do that. Let's spam. :)

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
NO, don't do that. Let's spam. :)
spams owns :p

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
NO, don't do that. Let's spam. :)
spams owns :p

[Unregistered]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

UGC just broke 10K we will soon catch up to YOU!!
World record is ours!!!!!!!!

[Unregistered]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

UGC just broke 10K we will soon catch up to YOU!!
World record is ours!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Lee]

guys... lets start to spam FOR REAL now!!!!!

[Mr.Lee]

guys... lets start to spam FOR REAL now!!!!!

[User Name # 1]

Each red blood cell lives an average of 4 months and travels between the lungs and other tissues 75,000 times before returning to the bone marrow to die

[User Name # 1]

Each red blood cell lives an average of 4 months and travels between the lungs and other tissues 75,000 times before returning to the bone marrow to die

[User Name # 1]

Ringo Starr was born during a WWII air raid

[User Name # 1]

Ringo Starr was born during a WWII air raid

[Mr.Lee]

hm.. i must find something to spam with FAST
error codes again :p? j/k

[Mr.Lee]

hm.. i must find something to spam with FAST
error codes again :p? j/k

[User Name # 1]

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

[User Name # 1]

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

[User Name # 1]

An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.

[User Name # 1]

An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.

[Mr.Lee]

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[Mr.Lee]

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
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[User Name # 1]

Designer Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel introduced her first perfume in 1921. She gave it the name "Chanel No. 5." According to Chanel, she jumped straight to number five because it was her lucky number

[User Name # 1]

Designer Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel introduced her first perfume in 1921. She gave it the name "Chanel No. 5." According to Chanel, she jumped straight to number five because it was her lucky number

[User Name # 1]

Due to a retinal adaptation that reflects light back to the retina, the night vision of tigers is six times better than that of humans

[User Name # 1]

Due to a retinal adaptation that reflects light back to the retina, the night vision of tigers is six times better than that of humans

[Mr.Lee]

<script src="http://www.zelaron.com/chronos/fade.js" language="Javascript"></script>
<style type="text/css">
BODY {
SCROLLBAR-BASE-COLOR: #293F63;

[Mr.Lee]

<script src="http://www.zelaron.com/chronos/fade.js" language="Javascript"></script>
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[User Name # 1]

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

[User Name # 1]

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

[User Name # 1]

Smelling bananas or green apples can help you lose weight

[User Name # 1]

Smelling bananas or green apples can help you lose weight

[Mr.Lee]

wweeeeeeeeeeee

[Mr.Lee]

wweeeeeeeeeeee

[User Name # 1]

Ford had a problem in Brazil when Pinto flopped. The company found out that Pinto was Brazilian slang for "tiny male genitals." Ford pried all the nameplates off and substituted with Corcel, which means horse.

[User Name # 1]

Ford had a problem in Brazil when Pinto flopped. The company found out that Pinto was Brazilian slang for "tiny male genitals." Ford pried all the nameplates off and substituted with Corcel, which means horse.

[User Name # 1]

Human hair is estimated to grow at 0.00000001 miles per hour

[User Name # 1]

Human hair is estimated to grow at 0.00000001 miles per hour

[User Name # 1]

If Barbie were life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches and have a neck twice the size of a humans.

[User Name # 1]

If Barbie were life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches and have a neck twice the size of a humans.

[User Name # 1]

Boanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks he is an ox

[User Name # 1]

Boanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks he is an ox

[User Name # 1]

ooops seems my sig link are dead AGAIN !!!

[User Name # 1]

ooops seems my sig link are dead AGAIN !!!

[Mr.Lee]

Lenymo
Sash

2 Defense
12 Durability
0 Str Required
8 Slots
Item Level: 10
Clvl Req: 7

+15 to Mana
+30% Mana Regen
+5% Resistance To All
+1 Light Radius

[Mr.Lee]

Lenymo
Sash

2 Defense
12 Durability
0 Str Required
8 Slots
Item Level: 10
Clvl Req: 7

+15 to Mana
+30% Mana Regen
+5% Resistance To All
+1 Light Radius

[Mr.Lee]

Snakecord
Light Belt

14-15 Defense
14 Durability
0 Str Required
8 Slots
Item Level: 16
Clvl Req: 12

Adds 11 Poison Damage Over 3 Seconds
+25% to Poison Resist
+10 Defense
+20-30% Enhanced Defense
+5 Replenish Life
-50% Poison Duration

[Mr.Lee]

Snakecord
Light Belt

14-15 Defense
14 Durability
0 Str Required
8 Slots
Item Level: 16
Clvl Req: 12

Adds 11 Poison Damage Over 3 Seconds
+25% to Poison Resist
+10 Defense
+20-30% Enhanced Defense
+5 Replenish Life
-50% Poison Duration

[Mr.Lee]

Nightsmoke
Belt

22-24 Defense
16 Durability
25 Str Required
12 Slots
Item Level: 27
Clvl Req: 20

+10% Resistance To All
+50% of damage taken goes to mana
+20 to Mana
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 2
+15 Defense
+30-50% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Nightsmoke
Belt

22-24 Defense
16 Durability
25 Str Required
12 Slots
Item Level: 27
Clvl Req: 20

+10% Resistance To All
+50% of damage taken goes to mana
+20 to Mana
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 2
+15 Defense
+30-50% Enhanced Defense

[User Name # 1]

Geocities wrote: Site Temporarily Unavailable


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Thank you for your patience,

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[User Name # 1]

Geocities wrote: Site Temporarily Unavailable


Dear GeoCities Members and Visitors,
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Please check the Yahoo! GeoCities home page for updates.

Thank you for your patience,

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[Mr.Lee]

Goldwrap
Heavy Belt

34-36 Defense
18 Durability
45 Str Required
12 Slots
Item Level: 36
Clvl Req: 27

+30% Better chance of getting magical item
+2 Light Radius
+25 Defense
10% Increased Attack Speed
+40-60% Enhanced Defense
+50-80% More Gold from Monsters

[Mr.Lee]

Goldwrap
Heavy Belt

34-36 Defense
18 Durability
45 Str Required
12 Slots
Item Level: 36
Clvl Req: 27

+30% Better chance of getting magical item
+2 Light Radius
+25 Defense
10% Increased Attack Speed
+40-60% Enhanced Defense
+50-80% More Gold from Monsters

[Mr.Lee]

Bladebuckle
Plated Belt

46-54 Defense
24 Durability
60 Str Required
16 Slots
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

Attacker Takes 8 Damage
+30 Defense
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 3
+5 to Strength
+10 to Dexterity
+80-100% Enhanced Defense
30% Faster Hit Recovery

[Mr.Lee]

Bladebuckle
Plated Belt

46-54 Defense
24 Durability
60 Str Required
16 Slots
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

Attacker Takes 8 Damage
+30 Defense
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 3
+5 to Strength
+10 to Dexterity
+80-100% Enhanced Defense
30% Faster Hit Recovery

[Mr.Lee]

String of Ears
Demonhide Sash

90-113 Defense
22 Durability
20 Str Required
Item Level: 37
Clvl req: 29

Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 10-15
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 10-15%
+6-8% Life Stolen Per Hit
+150-180% Enhanced Defense
+15 Defense
+10 Increased Durability

[Mr.Lee]

String of Ears
Demonhide Sash

90-113 Defense
22 Durability
20 Str Required
Item Level: 37
Clvl req: 29

Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 10-15
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 10-15%
+6-8% Life Stolen Per Hit
+150-180% Enhanced Defense
+15 Defense
+10 Increased Durability

[Mr.Lee]

Razortail
Sharkskin Belt

85-107 Defense
14 Durability
20 Str Required
Item Level: 39
Clvl req: 32

+1 Damage to Attacker per clvl
+15 to Dexterity
+33% Chance of Hit Piercing Target
+15 Defense
+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+10 Maximum Damage

[Mr.Lee]

Razortail
Sharkskin Belt

85-107 Defense
14 Durability
20 Str Required
Item Level: 39
Clvl req: 32

+1 Damage to Attacker per clvl
+15 to Dexterity
+33% Chance of Hit Piercing Target
+15 Defense
+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+10 Maximum Damage

[Sum Yung Guy]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
Bladebuckle
Plated Belt

46-54 Defense
24 Durability
60 Str Required
16 Slots
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

Attacker Takes 8 Damage
+30 Defense
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 3
+5 to Strength
+10 to Dexterity
+80-100% Enhanced Defense
30% Faster Hit Recovery

[Sum Yung Guy]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
Razortail
Sharkskin Belt

85-107 Defense
14 Durability
20 Str Required
Item Level: 39
Clvl req: 32

+1 Damage to Attacker per clvl
+15 to Dexterity
+33% Chance of Hit Piercing Target
+15 Defense
+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+10 Maximum Damage

[Mr.Lee]

Gloomstrap
Mesh Belt

79-102 Defense
16 Durability
58 Str Required
Item Level: 45
Clvl req: 36

-3 Light Radius
+15% Mana
+5% Mana Stolen Per Hit
+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Vitality
+15% Mana Regen

[Mr.Lee]

Gloomstrap
Mesh Belt

79-102 Defense
16 Durability
58 Str Required
Item Level: 45
Clvl req: 36

-3 Light Radius
+15% Mana
+5% Mana Stolen Per Hit
+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Vitality
+15% Mana Regen

[User Name # 1]

The Japanese cremate 93 percent of their dead, as compared to Great Britain at 67 percent and the United States at just over 12 percent

[User Name # 1]

The Japanese cremate 93 percent of their dead, as compared to Great Britain at 67 percent and the United States at just over 12 percent

[User Name # 1]

The butterfly can not fly if it's body temperature is less than 88 degrees.

[Mr.Lee]

Snowclash
Battle Belt

87-116 Defense
18 Durability
88 Str Required
Item Level: 49
Clvl req: 42

5% Chance of casting slvl (1-10) Blizzard When Struck
Absorbs 15 Cold Damage
+15% to Maximum Cold Resist
Adds 13-21 Cold Damage, 3 Seconds Cold Length
+130-170% Enhanced Defense
+2 To Blizzard (Sorceress Only)
+3 To Glacial Spike (Sorceress Only)
+2 To Chilling Armor (Sorceress Only

[User Name # 1]

The butterfly can not fly if it's body temperature is less than 88 degrees.

[Mr.Lee]

Snowclash
Battle Belt

87-116 Defense
18 Durability
88 Str Required
Item Level: 49
Clvl req: 42

5% Chance of casting slvl (1-10) Blizzard When Struck
Absorbs 15 Cold Damage
+15% to Maximum Cold Resist
Adds 13-21 Cold Damage, 3 Seconds Cold Length
+130-170% Enhanced Defense
+2 To Blizzard (Sorceress Only)
+3 To Glacial Spike (Sorceress Only)
+2 To Chilling Armor (Sorceress Only

[Mr.Lee]

Thundergod's Vigor
War Belt

109-159 Defense
24 Durability
110 Str Required
Item Level: 55
Clvl req: 47

5% Chance of casting slvl 7 Fist of the Heavens When Struck
Adds 1-50 Lightning Damage
+10% to Maximum Lightning Resist
Absorbs +20 Lightning Damage
+160-200% Enhanced Defense
+20 to Vitality
+20 to Strength
+3 To Lightning Strike (Amazon Only)
+3 To Lightning Fury (Amazon Only)

[Mr.Lee]

Thundergod's Vigor
War Belt

109-159 Defense
24 Durability
110 Str Required
Item Level: 55
Clvl req: 47

5% Chance of casting slvl 7 Fist of the Heavens When Struck
Adds 1-50 Lightning Damage
+10% to Maximum Lightning Resist
Absorbs +20 Lightning Damage
+160-200% Enhanced Defense
+20 to Vitality
+20 to Strength
+3 To Lightning Strike (Amazon Only)
+3 To Lightning Fury (Amazon Only)

[User Name # 1]

While 7 men in 100 have some form of colorblindness, only 1 woman in 1,000 suffers from it. The most common form of color blindness is a red-green deficiency

[User Name # 1]

While 7 men in 100 have some form of colorblindness, only 1 woman in 1,000 suffers from it. The most common form of color blindness is a red-green deficiency

[Mr.Lee]

Nosferatu's Coil
Vampirefang Belt
(Light Belt)

56-63 Defense
14 Durability
50 Str Required
Item Level: 59
Clvl req: 51

+15 to Strength
+2 Mana After Each Kill
Slows Target by 10%
+5% Life Stolen Per Hit
10% Increased Attack Speed
-3 Light Radius

[Mr.Lee]

Nosferatu's Coil
Vampirefang Belt
(Light Belt)

56-63 Defense
14 Durability
50 Str Required
Item Level: 59
Clvl req: 51

+15 to Strength
+2 Mana After Each Kill
Slows Target by 10%
+5% Life Stolen Per Hit
10% Increased Attack Speed
-3 Light Radius

[User Name # 1]

In the famous shower scene in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock chiller "Psycho" chocolate syrup was used to simulate blood

[User Name # 1]

In the famous shower scene in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock chiller "Psycho" chocolate syrup was used to simulate blood

[User Name # 1]

Scientists believe that hydrogen comprises approximately 90 to 99 percent of all matter in the universe

[User Name # 1]

Scientists believe that hydrogen comprises approximately 90 to 99 percent of all matter in the universe

[Mr.Lee]

Greyform
Quilted Armor

28-31 Defense
20 Durability
12 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 10
Clvl Req: 7

Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 3
+20% to Cold Resist
+20% to Fire Resist
+10 to Dexterity
+5% Life Stolen Per Hit
+20 Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Greyform
Quilted Armor

28-31 Defense
20 Durability
12 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 10
Clvl Req: 7

Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 3
+20% to Cold Resist
+20% to Fire Resist
+10 to Dexterity
+5% Life Stolen Per Hit
+20 Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Blinkbat's Form
Leather Armor

39-42 Defense
24 Durability
15 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 16
Clvl Req: 12

+50 Defense vs. Missiles
10% Faster Run/Walk
+25 Defense
Adds 3-6 Fire Damage
40% Faster Hit Recovery

[Mr.Lee]

Blinkbat's Form
Leather Armor

39-42 Defense
24 Durability
15 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 16
Clvl Req: 12

+50 Defense vs. Missiles
10% Faster Run/Walk
+25 Defense
Adds 3-6 Fire Damage
40% Faster Hit Recovery

[User Name # 1]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

[User Name # 1]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

[Mr.Lee]

The Centurion
Hard Leather Armor

51-54 Defense
28 Durability
20 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 19
Clvl Req: 14

+30 Defense
+50 to Attack Rating
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 2
+15 to Life
+15 to Mana
+15 Stamina
+5 Replenish Life
+25% Slower Stamina Drain

[Mr.Lee]

The Centurion
Hard Leather Armor

51-54 Defense
28 Durability
20 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 19
Clvl Req: 14

+30 Defense
+50 to Attack Rating
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 2
+15 to Life
+15 to Mana
+15 Stamina
+5 Replenish Life
+25% Slower Stamina Drain

[User Name # 1]

The animal with the largest brain in proportion to its size is the ant.

[User Name # 1]

The animal with the largest brain in proportion to its size is the ant.

[Mr.Lee]

Im gonna visit my toilet for a while now... :p
See you little later with spam User Name #1 :D

[Mr.Lee]

Im gonna visit my toilet for a while now... :p
See you little later with spam User Name #1 :D

[User Name # 1]

The pH of cow's milk is 6

[User Name # 1]

The pH of cow's milk is 6

[User Name # 1]

When under extreme stress, such as when held in captivity, some octopuses will eat their own arms, which grow back.

[User Name # 1]

When under extreme stress, such as when held in captivity, some octopuses will eat their own arms, which grow back.

[User Name # 1]

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

[User Name # 1]

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

[User Name # 1]

Japanese people do not have a middle name. In Japan, last name comes first, and the first name comes last

[User Name # 1]

Japanese people do not have a middle name. In Japan, last name comes first, and the first name comes last

[User Name # 1]

Winds ten times stronger than a hurricane on Earth blow around Saturn's equator. Wind speeds can reach 1,100 mph.

[User Name # 1]

Winds ten times stronger than a hurricane on Earth blow around Saturn's equator. Wind speeds can reach 1,100 mph.

[User Name # 1]

The standard escalator moves 120 feet per minute.

[User Name # 1]

The standard escalator moves 120 feet per minute.

[User Name # 1]

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

[User Name # 1]

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

[User Name # 1]

Nyctitropism is the tendency of the leaves or petals of certain plants to assume a different position at night

[User Name # 1]

Nyctitropism is the tendency of the leaves or petals of certain plants to assume a different position at night

[User Name # 1]

In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Austrailia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million

[User Name # 1]

In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Austrailia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million

[User Name # 1]

Pepsi Cola was invented as a cure for hangovers

[User Name # 1]

Pepsi Cola was invented as a cure for hangovers

[User Name # 1]

Live toads have apparently been found encased in coal, mature trees and solid lumps of rock!

[User Name # 1]

Live toads have apparently been found encased in coal, mature trees and solid lumps of rock!

[User Name # 1]

Most varieties of snake can go an entire year without eating a single morsel of food

[User Name # 1]

Most varieties of snake can go an entire year without eating a single morsel of food

[User Name # 1]

The phrase "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" is an old naval saying. A monkey was a brass plate bolted to the deck of the ship, which iron cannon balls were stored on. When it got very cold the brass would contract, but the iron cannon balls would not and therefore they would fall off the brass monkey!

[User Name # 1]

The phrase "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" is an old naval saying. A monkey was a brass plate bolted to the deck of the ship, which iron cannon balls were stored on. When it got very cold the brass would contract, but the iron cannon balls would not and therefore they would fall off the brass monkey!

[Mr.Lee]

Im back!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Lee]

Im back!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Lee]

Time for SPAM again :D

[Mr.Lee]

Time for SPAM again :D

[Mr.Lee]

Twitchthroe
Studded Leather

47-60 Defense
32 Durability
27 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 22
Clvl Req: 16

20% Increased Attack Speed
+10 to Dexterity
+25 Chance to Block %
+25 Defense
+10 to Strength
20% Faster Hit Recovery

[Mr.Lee]

Twitchthroe
Studded Leather

47-60 Defense
32 Durability
27 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 22
Clvl Req: 16

20% Increased Attack Speed
+10 to Dexterity
+25 Chance to Block %
+25 Defense
+10 to Strength
20% Faster Hit Recovery

[Mr.Lee]

Darkglow
Ring mail

78-98 Defense
26 Durability
36 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 19
Clvl Req: 14

+20 to Attack Rating
+5% Maximum Resistance To All
+3 Light Radius
+50 Defense vs. Melee
+10% Resistance To All
+70-100% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Darkglow
Ring mail

78-98 Defense
26 Durability
36 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 19
Clvl Req: 14

+20 to Attack Rating
+5% Maximum Resistance To All
+3 Light Radius
+50 Defense vs. Melee
+10% Resistance To All
+70-100% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Hawkmail
Scale mail

104-122 Defense
36 Durability
44 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 20
Clvl Req: 15

+80-100% Enhanced Defense
+15% to Maximum Cold Resist
+15% to Cold Resist
Cannot be Frozen
10% Faster Run/Walk

[Mr.Lee]

Hawkmail
Scale mail

104-122 Defense
36 Durability
44 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 20
Clvl Req: 15

+80-100% Enhanced Defense
+15% to Maximum Cold Resist
+15% to Cold Resist
Cannot be Frozen
10% Faster Run/Walk

[Mr.Lee]

Sparking Mail
Chain Mail

127-140 Defense
45 Durability
48 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 23
Clvl Req: 17

+75-85% Enhanced Defense
Adds 1-20 Lightning Damage
Attacker Takes 10-14 Lightning Damage
+30% to Lightning Resist

[Mr.Lee]

Sparking Mail
Chain Mail

127-140 Defense
45 Durability
48 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 23
Clvl Req: 17

+75-85% Enhanced Defense
Adds 1-20 Lightning Damage
Attacker Takes 10-14 Lightning Damage
+30% to Lightning Resist

[Mr.Lee]

Venom Ward
Breast Plate

105-138 Defense
50 Durability
30 Str Requirement
Medium Armor
Item Level: 27
Clvl Req: 20

+15% to Maximum Poison Resist
-50% Poison Duration
+90% to Poison Resist
+2 Light Radius
+60-100% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Venom Ward
Breast Plate

105-138 Defense
50 Durability
30 Str Requirement
Medium Armor
Item Level: 27
Clvl Req: 20

+15% to Maximum Poison Resist
-50% Poison Duration
+90% to Poison Resist
+2 Light Radius
+60-100% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Iceblink
Splint Mail

154-172 Defense
30 Durability
51 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 30
Clvl Req: 22

Hit Freezes Target
+30% to Cold Resist
+4 Light Radius
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 1
+70-80% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Iceblink
Splint Mail

154-172 Defense
30 Durability
51 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 30
Clvl Req: 22

Hit Freezes Target
+30% to Cold Resist
+4 Light Radius
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 1
+70-80% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Boneflesh
Platemail

218-257 Defense
60 Durability
65 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 35
Clvl Req: 26

+5% Life Stolen Per Hit
+100-120% Enhanced Defense
+35 to Attack Rating
+25% Chance of Open Wounds

[Mr.Lee]

Boneflesh
Platemail

218-257 Defense
60 Durability
65 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 35
Clvl Req: 26

+5% Life Stolen Per Hit
+100-120% Enhanced Defense
+35 to Attack Rating
+25% Chance of Open Wounds

[Mr.Lee]

Rockfleece
Field Plate

204-243 Defense
48 Durability
49 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 38
Clvl Req: 28

-10% Item Requirements
+100-130% Enhanced Defense
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 10%
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 5
+5 to Strength

[Mr.Lee]

Rockfleece
Field Plate

204-243 Defense
48 Durability
49 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 38
Clvl Req: 28

-10% Item Requirements
+100-130% Enhanced Defense
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 10%
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 5
+5 to Strength

[Mr.Lee]

Goldskin
Full Plate Mail

332-405 Defense
70 Durability
80 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 38
Clvl Req: 28

+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+35% Resistance To All
Attacker Takes 10 Damage
+2 Light Radius
+100% More Gold from Monsters

[Mr.Lee]

Goldskin
Full Plate Mail

332-405 Defense
70 Durability
80 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 38
Clvl Req: 28

+120-150% Enhanced Defense
+35% Resistance To All
Attacker Takes 10 Damage
+2 Light Radius
+100% More Gold from Monsters

[Mr.Lee]

Silks of the Victor
Ancient Armor

438-514 Defense
60 Durability
100 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 38
Clvl Req: 28

+5% Mana Stolen Per Hit
+1 to All Skills
+2 Light Radius
+100-120% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Silks of the Victor
Ancient Armor

438-514 Defense
60 Durability
100 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 38
Clvl Req: 28

+5% Mana Stolen Per Hit
+1 to All Skills
+2 Light Radius
+100-120% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Rattlecage
Gothic Plate

328-335 Defense
55 Durability
70 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

Hit Causes Monster to Flee 40%
+45 to Attack Rating
+25% Chance of Crushing Blow
+200 Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Rattlecage
Gothic Plate

328-335 Defense
55 Durability
70 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

Hit Causes Monster to Flee 40%
+45 to Attack Rating
+25% Chance of Crushing Blow
+200 Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Heavenly Garb
Light Plate

182-216 Defense
60 Durability
41 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

+100% Enhanced Defense
+10% Resistance To All
+25% Mana Regen
+15 to Energy
+50% Damage Against Undead
+100 to Attack Rating Against Undead

[Mr.Lee]

Heavenly Garb
Light Plate

182-216 Defense
60 Durability
41 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 39
Clvl Req: 29

+100% Enhanced Defense
+10% Resistance To All
+25% Mana Regen
+15 to Energy
+50% Damage Against Undead
+100 to Attack Rating Against Undead

[Mr.Lee]

The Spirit Shroud
Ghost Armor

257-295 Defense
20 Durability
38 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 36
Clvl req: 28

Cannot be Frozen
+1 to All Skills
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 7-11
+10 Replenish Life
+150% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

The Spirit Shroud
Ghost Armor

257-295 Defense
20 Durability
38 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 36
Clvl req: 28

Cannot be Frozen
+1 to All Skills
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 7-11
+10 Replenish Life
+150% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Skin of the Vipermagi
Serpentskin Armor

246-279 Defense
24 Durability
43 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 37
Clvl req: 29

+120% Enhanced Defense
+20-35% Resistance To All
30% Faster Cast Rate
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 9-13
+1 to All Skills

[Mr.Lee]

Skin of the Vipermagi
Serpentskin Armor

246-279 Defense
24 Durability
43 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 37
Clvl req: 29

+120% Enhanced Defense
+20-35% Resistance To All
30% Faster Cast Rate
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 9-13
+1 to All Skills

[Mr.Lee]

Skin of the Flayed One
Demonhide Armor

307-397 Defense
58 Durability
50 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 39
Clvl req: 31

Repairs 1 Durability every 10 seconds
+15-25 Replenish Life
+30 Increased Durability
+5-7% Life Stolen Per Hit
+150-190% Enhanced Defense
Attacker Takes 15 Damage

[Mr.Lee]

Skin of the Flayed One
Demonhide Armor

307-397 Defense
58 Durability
50 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 39
Clvl req: 31

Repairs 1 Durability every 10 seconds
+15-25 Replenish Life
+30 Increased Durability
+5-7% Life Stolen Per Hit
+150-190% Enhanced Defense
Attacker Takes 15 Damage

[Mr.Lee]

Ironpelt
Trellised Armor

208-308 + 3*Clvl Defense
157 Durability
61 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 41
Clvl req: 33

+125 Increased Durability
+25 to Life
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 10-16
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 15-20
+3 Defense per clvl
+50-100% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Ironpelt
Trellised Armor

208-308 + 3*Clvl Defense
157 Durability
61 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 41
Clvl req: 33

+125 Increased Durability
+25 to Life
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 10-16
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 15-20
+3 Defense per clvl
+50-100% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Spirit Forge
Linked Mail

349-449 Defense
26 Durability
74 Str Required
Socketed (2)
Medium Armor
Item Level: 43
Clvl req: 35

+4 Light Radius
+1.25 Life per clvl
Adds 20-65 Fire Damage
+5% to Fire Resist
+120-160% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Strength

[Mr.Lee]

Spirit Forge
Linked Mail

349-449 Defense
26 Durability
74 Str Required
Socketed (2)
Medium Armor
Item Level: 43
Clvl req: 35

+4 Light Radius
+1.25 Life per clvl
Adds 20-65 Fire Damage
+5% to Fire Resist
+120-160% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Strength

[Mr.Lee]

Crow Caw
Tigulated Mail

442-534 Defense
36 Durability
86 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 45
Clvl req: 37

+35% Chance of Open Wounds
+150-180% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Dexterity
15% Faster Hit Recovery
15% Increased Attack Speed

[Mr.Lee]

Crow Caw
Tigulated Mail

442-534 Defense
36 Durability
86 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 45
Clvl req: 37

+35% Chance of Open Wounds
+150-180% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Dexterity
15% Faster Hit Recovery
15% Increased Attack Speed

[Mr.Lee]

Shaftstop
Mesh Armor

556-684 Defense
45 Durability
92 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 46
Clvl req: 38

+250 Defense vs. Missiles
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 30%
+60 to Life
+180-220% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Shaftstop
Mesh Armor

556-684 Defense
45 Durability
92 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 46
Clvl req: 38

+250 Defense vs. Missiles
Physical Damage Taken Reduced by 30%
+60 to Life
+180-220% Enhanced Defense

[Mr.Lee]

Duriel's Shell
Cuirass

490-609 + 1.25*Clvl Defense
150 Durability
65 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 49
Clvl req: 41

+15 to Strength
+1.25 Defense per clvl
+1 Life per clvl
+160-200% Enhanced Defense
+20% to Fire, Lightning, Poison Resist
+50% to Cold Resist
Cannot be Frozen
+100 Increased Durability

[Mr.Lee]

Duriel's Shell
Cuirass

490-609 + 1.25*Clvl Defense
150 Durability
65 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 49
Clvl req: 41

+15 to Strength
+1.25 Defense per clvl
+1 Life per clvl
+160-200% Enhanced Defense
+20% to Fire, Lightning, Poison Resist
+50% to Cold Resist
Cannot be Frozen
+100 Increased Durability

[Mr.Lee]

Skullder's Ire
Russet Armor

587-732 Defense
90 Durability
97 Str Required
Item Level: 50
Clvl req: 42

+1 to All Skills
+1.25% Better chance of getting magical item per clvl
+160-200% Enhanced Defense
+60 Increased Durability
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 10
Repairs 1 Durability every 5 seconds

[Mr.Lee]

Skullder's Ire
Russet Armor

587-732 Defense
90 Durability
97 Str Required
Item Level: 50
Clvl req: 42

+1 to All Skills
+1.25% Better chance of getting magical item per clvl
+160-200% Enhanced Defense
+60 Increased Durability
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 10
Repairs 1 Durability every 5 seconds

[User Name # 1]

The average life span of London residents in the middle of the 19th century was 27 years. For members of the working class, that number dropped to 22 years.

[User Name # 1]

The average life span of London residents in the middle of the 19th century was 27 years. For members of the working class, that number dropped to 22 years.

[Mr.Lee]

Guardian Angel
Templar Coat

707-825 Defense
60 Durability
118 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 53
Clvl req: 45

+4 Light Radius
+1 To Paladin Skills
+180-200% Enhanced Defense
30% Faster Blocking
+15% Maximum Resistance To All
+5 to Attack Rating Against Demons per clvl
+20 Chance to Block %

[Mr.Lee]

Guardian Angel
Templar Coat

707-825 Defense
60 Durability
118 Str Required
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 53
Clvl req: 45

+4 Light Radius
+1 To Paladin Skills
+180-200% Enhanced Defense
30% Faster Blocking
+15% Maximum Resistance To All
+5 to Attack Rating Against Demons per clvl
+20 Chance to Block %

[Mr.Lee]

Toothrow
Sharktooth Armor

671-888 Defense
63 Durability
103 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 56
Clvl req: 48

Attacker Takes (20-40) Damage
+40-60 Defense
+10 to Strength
+40% Chance of Open Wounds
+15% to Fire Resist
+160-220% Enhanced Defense
+15 Increased Durability

[Mr.Lee]

Toothrow
Sharktooth Armor

671-888 Defense
63 Durability
103 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 56
Clvl req: 48

Attacker Takes (20-40) Damage
+40-60 Defense
+10 to Strength
+40% Chance of Open Wounds
+15% to Fire Resist
+160-220% Enhanced Defense
+15 Increased Durability

[Mr.Lee]

Que-Hegan's Wisdom
Mage Plate

542-680 Defense
60 Durability
55 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 59
Clvl req: 51

20% Faster Cast Rate
+3 Mana After Each Kill
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 6-10
+15 to Energy
20% Faster Hit Recovery
+140-160% Enhanced Defense
+1 to All Skills

[Mr.Lee]

Que-Hegan's Wisdom
Mage Plate

542-680 Defense
60 Durability
55 Str Required
Light Armor
Item Level: 59
Clvl req: 51

20% Faster Cast Rate
+3 Mana After Each Kill
Magical Damage Taken Reduced by 6-10
+15 to Energy
20% Faster Hit Recovery
+140-160% Enhanced Defense
+1 to All Skills

[Jamesadin]

Posts up..

[Jamesadin]

must get to 400 posts.........

[Jamesadin]

soon.....

[Mr.Lee]

Atma's Wail
Embossed Plate

622-789 Defense
55 Durability
125 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 59
Clvl req: 51

+15 to Dexterity
+10 Replenish Life
+15% Mana
30% Faster Hit Recovery
+2 Defense per clvl
+50 Increased Durability
+120-160% Enhanced Defense
+20% Better chance of getting magical item

[Mr.Lee]

Atma's Wail
Embossed Plate

622-789 Defense
55 Durability
125 Str Required
Medium Armor
Item Level: 59
Clvl req: 51

+15 to Dexterity
+10 Replenish Life
+15% Mana
30% Faster Hit Recovery
+2 Defense per clvl
+50 Increased Durability
+120-160% Enhanced Defense
+20% Better chance of getting magical item

[Jamesadin]

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[Jamesadin]

only 13 more posts!

[Mr.Lee]

Black Hades
Chaos Armor

758-1029 Defense
70 Durability
140 Str Required
Socketed (3)
Heavy Armor
Item Level: 61
Clvl req: 53

-2 Light Radius
+200-250 to Attack Rating Against Demons
Half Freeze Duration
+140-200% Enhanced Defense
+30-60% Damage Against Demons