Kitties Taking over the World!

[StarcraftGhost]

Now, Im not making this post since I love Dogs like Husky's or puppies, or because I watched the movie 'Cats & Dogs'. Also its not because I hate Cats, since I actually do find them lovable in their kitten stages. But thing is...I truly believe they're trying to take over the world.

Dont know about you, but when Im standing at the top of the stairs, grabbing that empty glass I plan on taking down and refilling with soda. Just then, the cat moves towards my leg (mainly infront) and starts purring, nuzzling and rubbing against my legs. Act of Love? Or more like act of allowing you to trip down the steps to your death? We may never know since many argue on this.

In a bath tub once, enjoying a nice bubble bath and relaxing. Ah yes, and the cat comes into the bathroom, and hops onto the table where it sits and looks around. Now, I dont mind this, however, there is a nice small radio sitting on the table plugged into an electrical outlit. It would suck pretty bad if it fell into the tub and gave me a shocking discovery eh? Well, now the cute and lovable cat starts rubbing against the radio, pushing it slightly until finally it comes falling down on the tub, hitting the edge and falling onto the floor instead.

So what do you think these are? Simple acts of love and accidents or actual attempts to kill the owner?! Next time you step out, be really careful. You dont know...who may actually be watching you very carefully...and ready to pick you off.

PS: Yeah, Im just joking about the whole thing. I like kitty's just as much as Dogs. (Although still prefer Dogs =) )

[Eddie_Perez]

I your head! In your head! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! EYAH EYAH EYAH!

[J_iceman]

hopefully my cat will stay alive untill the cats rule the WORLD!!!! my cat is 20 years old (finally have a pic TOO)

[Sovereign]

Cats dont have the cerbral power to take over the earth and overthrow humans as the dominant race.

[Demosthenes]

Except sov's kitty...sov's kitty owns.

[Sovereign]

Very much so.
http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=24598

You think anything liek THAT can take over the world? She cant even beat my 3 lb shit tzu as dominant animal in the house.

[Demosthenes]

That katy owns ass...and next 2 the one with the gun that SCghost posted they would be an unstoppable team

[Sovereign]

None the less, those two alone can not take out the human race.

[Demosthenes]

If the dolphins did it in the simpsons we are forced to conclude that those 2 kittens could take over the human race.

[Sovereign]

Your comparinga cartoon to real life.....its like saying humans can fly if they flap cardboard wings fast enough, like they do in cartoons.

[Demosthenes]

I have just one thing I want you to consider.

http://www.supanova.com.au/images/ill/chewbacca.gif

This is chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet kashyyyk but chewbacca lives on the planet endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie want to live on endor with a bunch of 3 ft tall ewoks. That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you must ask yourself what does this have to do with kitties taking over the world? Nothing. Sov this has nothing 2 do with kitties taking over the world. It does not make sense.

Look at me, Im sitting on an internet gaming forum trying 2 prove my point on how cats can take over the world and I'm takling about chewbacca. Does that make sense? Sov, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation—does it make sense? No! Sov, it does not make sense.

If chewbacca lives on endor we are forced 2 conclude that those 2 kittens can take over the world.

Guess where I got this from?

[Sovereign]

Straight out of your ass.

[Jessifer]

This is chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet kyshyyyk but chewbacca lives on the planet endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie want to live on endor with a bunch of 3 ft tall ewoks. That does not make sense!


Isn't the correct spelling of the planet "Kashyyyk"?

And as for kittens taking over the world...It would truely be hell for those of us with allergies. *Sneeze*

[Demosthenes]

By golly ur right...it is kashyyyk...it shall be changed immediately

[Jessifer]

Pardon my StarWars Buffiness. The StarWars Message Board Sim I'm in started a story line on Kashyyyk recently. ^_^


But, aah...Back on subject. I hate cats. But if you scratch a cat the right way, it'll be putty in your hands.

[Kuja]

Cats dont have the cerbral power to take over the earth and overthrow humans as the dominant race.

o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O
Thats what the what you to think !

I tell you when i :sleeping: at night they abduct me (Like the :korean: do sometime) and bring me in a liter! I get so :scared:. Then they perform physical exam with plenty of diff. claw! They once :slice: my skull open to see how many mouse could fit in there! I was starting to go :nuts:. After a few hours a :flipper: always show up and get assimilated by :cyborg:. They are much smarter then we ever could imagine!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

[Jessifer]

You need an elephant tranq, Kuja.

[Kuja]

I can hear them laughing at me.
I CAN HEAR THEM!!!

They always make fun of me cause i know and see all their plan! But no one beleive me! They look by my window and point at me like i was some puny mouse. They keep having fun at me! make it stop Plz, MAKE IT STOP!!!

We have to contact the army and get ready for the war! Each time i try to pick up the phone they activate the implant they put in my head :( So i cant talk. Who know how long it will take before they find a way to prvent me from typing the truth !!! MAY THE TRUTH PROTECT US FROM THEIR LEADER KITLER!

[Sovereign]

KITLEr is back!!

[Jessifer]

I correct myself. You need to be put out of your misery. And I mean this in a friendly way. I suggest because I care. Honestly, I do.

[Dan XIII]

I knew cats were evil.C:\WINDOWS\Desktop

[J_iceman]

if you think about it, us humans are going a bad job, might as well let the kitty cats try to rule this time...just have to watch it, you might be fed to the lions !!! O_o

[Dan XIII]

the only evil thing one of my cats does is hang on the screen to my window.It also used to eat ants and I have seen it eat a huge beetle before.CRUNCH CRUNCH!

[Hades-Knight]

Guess where I got this from?

SOuth Park?

[Demosthenes]

yup...lol

[RoboticSilence]

Cats dont have the cerbral power to take over the earth and overthrow humans as the dominant race.

I sometimes think that my cat is smarter than I am... and that's saying a lot.

[Nabiki Tendo]

Cats dont have the cerbral power to take over the earth and overthrow humans as the dominant race.

I sometimes think that my cat is smarter than I am... and that's saying a lot.

alot about the cat? or you...

^_~

[Zar]

how can a cat take over the world ?

Humans
+ Nukeclear Missles
+ Guns
+ Ability to stop feeding em

Cats
+ Claws
+ Teeth

cats depend on us for food, so if they started to rebel
then whats stoping us from sending people with guns
to shoot em, nukeclear missles to vaporize them, and
stop feeding em ?

[Demosthenes]

look at that first picture. They have hidden weapons that we have not even thought about.

[Zar]

look at that first picture. They have hidden weapons that we have not even thought about.

apperently there to stupid to use em right, look, the windows closed.

[RoboticSilence]

Most calibers of bullets above .22 can pierce a window easily.

[Zar]

yes and thats whats rong, the shards of glass would go all over and even cut the flesh of the cat.

[Demosthenes]

It's wearing a biomechanical suit which cannot be pierced by glass.

[Zar]

It's wearing a biomechanical suit which cannot be pierced by glass.

i do not see this biomechanical suit, how do you know that its even there ?

[Demosthenes]

I hacked the kitten network and stumbled onto a part of their technolorgy.