*racial joke* no offense intended

[zagggon]

Why do black people play basketball? Because its the only game where they can jump shoot run and steal all in the same game.

[DrowningOnAir]

A black guy didnt have a costume for halloowweeen so he went to the shop and asked the clerk for advice.
He returned "Why not stick a 2x4 up your ass and be a fudgsicle?"

[Eddie_Perez]

What do you call a bunch of white people in a crowd?
























a cumstain.

[Penny_Bags]

Hahaha those are both funny... call me sick, but ever since a black kid jumped me friday at our highschool football game I have been a little moer accepting of racist jokes.

[Demosthenes]

the 1st one is funny but ive hurd it many times

2nd one is gay

ehh...the 1 about white people....ehh...its allright

[Mantralord]

How do you kill a black guy? Put a bucket of KFC in the middle of the highway.

[J_iceman]

why do you guys call "black people", "black people"??






how should i know, you tell me O_o

[Sovereign]

How long does it take a black woman to shit.....








9 months.

[Hades-Knight]

idiots...theres a thread with like 80 black jokes somewhere aroudn here, just search for it

[zagggon]

i did not want to thread dig

[Penny_Bags]

I love the way my posts simply sneak under the radar... ;)

[RaZ]

Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek?

Because they don't work in the future either

[Randuin]

Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in jail.

[The1]

Randuin that was a good one..

[J_iceman]

i did not want to thread dig

and you guys say zagggon doesn't think :-P

Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek?

Because they don't work in the future eitherfinally a GOOD joke i haven't heard of, thanks RaZ :-D

[Doofus_AW]

Why wouldnt the black guy marry the mexican woman?

He was afraid his kids would be too lazy to steal!

[D3V]

Hahaha, ok


How do you stop 5 black men from raping a white woman??


Throw them a basketball!!


Whats wrong with 4 blacks going over a cliff in an escalade?

It Seats 5!!!


Why are niggers getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier!!


What do you do if you see a nigger hopping around on one leg???

Quit lauging and reload!

[Demosthenes]

i haven't read all of these but here goes...

What do you get if you cross a negro with a pakistani ? A car thief that can't drive.
Why does a negro carry shit in his wallet ? For identification.
What's transparent and lies in the gutter ? A pakistani with the shit kicked out of him.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bicycle ? Bicycles don't sing when you put the chains on.
Why do blacks wear high heeled shoes ? So their knuckles don't drag along the ground.
Why do blacks wear wide brimmed hats ? To keep birds from shitting on their lips.
What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a negro ? A dumb gorilla.
What is tattoed inside a nigger's lips ? Inflate to 20psi.
Why do the cars in Brixton have such small steering wheels ? So the blacks can drive with their handcuffs on.
What do you get if you cross a monkey with a nigger ? Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to f**k niggers.
What's the definition of mass confusion ? Father's day in Brixton.
How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway ? Depends how thin you slice them.
Why do black people smell so bad ? So blind people can hate them too.
What do you call 2 negros in a sleeping bag ? Twix.
Hoe many blacks does it take to change a light bulb ? 5, 1 to change it and 4 to hold the sound equipment.
What have you got when you're up to your ankles in niggers ? Astro turf.
What goes black-pink-black-pink-white ? A negro having a wank.
A reporter walked up to Stevie Wonder and asked him how it felt to have been born blind. Stevie replied "it could have been worse, I could have been born black".
What's black and red and can't go through revolving doors ? An African with a spear through his head.
How do you get a black man out of a tree in Alabama ? Cut the rope.
How do you stop black kids jumping on your bed ? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces ? A black & decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call 7 epileptics in a sleeping bag ? A packet of wrigleys.
What do you call 2 wheel chairs standing together ? A cabbage rack.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat ? The wheelchair.
What do you call a Cambodian with a swollen foot ? A golf club.
What's the fastest thing on 2 legs ? A chicken being chased by a Cambodian.
Did you hear about the lepers playing cards ? One threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
Why did the leper fail his driving test ? He left his foot on he clutch.
What did the leper say to the prostitute ? Keep the tip.
What is a lepers favourite rock-and-roll song ? Footloose.
How can you tell if a leper has been in your shower ? The soap will have grown.
What's the definition of a skeleton ? A leper in a wind tunnel.
What did the Cambodian say to the skeleton that climbed on his back ? Get off you fat bastard.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a post box ? Bill.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a spice-rack ? Herb, or Basil.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the sea ? Bob.
What do you call a man who always gets shit on ? Lou.
What do you call an epileptic under a pile of leaves ? Russell.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head ? Doug.
And without that spade ? Douglas.
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs drifting down the river ? Flo.
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs stuck on a fence ? Barb.
What do you call 2 men with no arms or legs hanging on a wall ? Kurt 'n' rod.
What's the definition of agony ? A one armed man hanging from a cliff with itchy balls.
How do you make a venetian blind ? Poke him in the eyes.
Did you hear about the guy with 2 wooden legs ? They caught fire and he burned to the ground.
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute ? Neither did he.
Did you hear about the man with 5 pricks ? His pants fit him like a glove.
How do you gate crash a party on a Thames river boat ? Just barge in.
What does NASA stand for ? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What's an astronaut's favourite drink ? Seven-up with a drop of teacjers.
Where do NASA astronauts go for their holidays ? All over Florida.
Why was there only 1 black man on the space shuttle Challenger ? They didn't know it was going to blow up.
What goes 1 2 3 4 98 99 100 ? Lockerbie high street.
How do we know the pilots of Challenger didn't have dandruff ? They found head and shoulders all over the beach.
Have you heard about Salman Rushdie's new book ? Buddha, that fat bastard.
What would Elvis be doing if he were still alive today ? Probably trying to get out of his coffin.
What's Rupert the Bear's middle name ? The.
What do Bernard Mathews and Kermit the Frog have in common ? They both f**k pigs.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attilah the Hun have in common ? The both have the same middle name.
What was the last thing Michael Ryan's mother said to him ? Would you shoot up the town and get some bread.
Why does Ray Charles smile all the time. He doesn't know he's black.
What was John Lennon's last hit ? The pavement.
What is John Lennon doing these days ? Decomposing.
Why wasn't Christ born in the U.S.A. ? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
How do you recognise Dolly Partons kids ? They have stretch marks around their mouthes.

[D3V]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

(takes breath)


HAHAHHAHAHAHA

(stomch hurting)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

And the ironic part about it is.... THEY ARE ALL TRUE!!! OMFG HOW RACIST OF US WHITE 'CRACKERS' FOR POINTING THESE OUT.

Actually the first few are any good, the others are retarted. And when I save these i'm gonna use 'Word Find' ANd then change Nergo to Nigger just so I can please the African brothers.

[zagggon]

D3V im not racist and i do not hate African Americans. I just enjoy these jokes on a virtual forum thats all.

[D3V]

Same here, I'm not really racist, I just act like it. I just don't like the "Gangsters" n whatnot, its so stupid, I can't stand "Wiggers" either. I think that most of these jokes are funny becuase they are true...

["angel" of war]

You mean the three wise men crack j/k

[Eddie_Perez]

Nobody post more than 10 jokes at a time... its stupid if we all go to joke sites and post 500 jokes....

[D3V]

Its not up to you eddie, your not a mood, so please be quiet.

What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?

1. A Black Eye
2. A Fat lip
3. And a job

HAHHAHAHA!

[Mydogisyourdog]

(im white)

Did you know there is a black person on our family tree?

Ya, he is hanging right out there.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizzas dont scream when you put em in the oven

[The1]

I don't like rascism and I severly don't like this thread. But what can you do their's only morons being rascist here!!

[Mydogisyourdog]

not racist, just jokes. I enjoy a good white joke. :D

[Mydogisyourdog]

why cant a blonde count to 70?

Cuz 69's a mouthful

sry bout the double post, i forget to hit edit

[Eddie_Perez]

Here is the best joke in the world. You people will laugh your asses off for days, and then tell all your friends and laugh your asses off then. Here goes.

[zagggon]

LMAO

[Sovereign]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Demosthenes]

yea dude,...they're just jokes

some of this stuff is funny...i dont really give a damn

[Eddie_Perez]

You didnt think my joke was funny? I hate you.

[Demosthenes]

my bad eddie...

honestly that was the second funniest joke in the world...

[Eddie_Perez]

Thank you... You an English McMuffin.

[zagggon]

it was really good Ed

[Sovereign]

Eddie is sooo funny....ha....ha....ha....ha....

[zagggon]

There should be an eddieleno show

[J_iceman]

i got lost :-(

[Demosthenes]

we're all talking about the great joke ediee made

[Mydogisyourdog]

ok ok back to the jokes. Why are black peoples feet and hands white? cuz their hands were on the wall and their feet were on the ground while god was burning them.

[Sovereign]

That is by far the lamest nigger joke ever.

[RaZ]

how do you fit 1005 jews in a car...

2 in the front
3 in the back
1000 in the ash tray.

[Mydogisyourdog]

ya i know sov, but that was the only one i had on the top of my head, and i wanted to get the ball rolling again

[Demosthenes]

it would be easier if u got a mini-van or an suv...or a school bus

["angel" of war]

but not funnier, thats the whole point

[Kuja]

Any of you ever thought at a very young age that only brown cow would give chocolate milk ?

[OmniFalcon]

What do you call the child of a irish man and a mexican woman? a green-bean

*no offense to any of the irish or hispanics, i just felt like posting something because im indian and i get a lot of racist remarks, so i felt like i shud say one to see what happens*

[zagggon]

Any of you ever thought at a very young age that only brown cow would give chocolate milk ? no lmao kuja

[Chruser]

Highly unfunny.

[LiveWire]

what do you throw a drowning black guy?










his wife and kids.

[OmniFalcon]

livewire avatar > all but mantralords avataw

is there really a point to this thread if only 1 person made a good joke? *not me durr*

[zagggon]

It was me who made the good joke

[J_iceman]

NAW, the jokes in the beginning was better :-P