funniest lines from the movies

[Demosthenes]

post whatever u think the funniest line from a movie is and who said it

mine is

Chris rock: I grew up in a neighborhood that was so poor u could get shot while gettin shot (or somethin like that)

[Medieval Bob]

JULES: What country you from!
BRETT: What?
JULES: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
BRETT: What?
JULES: English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
BRETT: Yes.
JULES: Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
BRETT: Yes.
(followed by)
http://64.58.47.63/Movies/Pulp_Fiction/bitch.wav

http://64.58.47.63/Movies/Pulp_Fiction/marvin.wav

And most importantly:
Jules: Just hang in there, baby, you're doing' great, Ringo's proud of you and so am I. It's almost over, (to Pumpkin) Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.

Pumpkin: Which one is it?

Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[zagggon]

Shouldnt this go in media?

[uncapped]

Guy: Home is where you make it?
Joe Dirt: What's that? You like to see homos naked?
Guy: No, no no! Home! Is where you make it!
Joe Dirt: Ok, that's cool man, you like to see homos naked.
Guy: ...
Joe: The guy likes to see homos naked... That doesn't help me.

["angel" of war]

"doctor evil you may not want to dextroy the world but i doooooooooooo"

its retarded but funny nontheless

oh and here's another one

greg "you can milk pretty much anything with nipples"

father "I've got nipples greg can you milk me"

or somethin like that

[The1]

nice lines

[Adrenachrome]

Dante - "hey you see any balls down there?"

Jay - "Bout the biggest pair you've ever seen,.. Dingleberry"

[Kuja]

Avoid the meadow !

Kung Pow : Enter The Fist.

[khwiii]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: STOP!

He who would cross the Bridge of Death

Must answer me

These questions three

Ere the other side he see.



Sir Galahad: (swallowing) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not

afraid...



Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?



Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad...



Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?



Galahad: (really nervous) To seek the Grail...



Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?



Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO!

YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

[TiTuSuRmYhErO]

"You got knocked the fuck out"