Cereal that doesn't go soggy

[Mantralord]

So I was watching TV the other day, when I saw the commercial for "Cinnamon Frosted Flakes" or whatever. The cereal claimed that it never got soggy in milk.

For the last 10 years or so, fucking cereal companies have been trying to make cereal that doesnt go soggy. I fear one day they will succeed. Who the fuck are they appealing to? Little pussy kids that start crying when their cereal goes soggy? Or health-conscious "soccer moms" that think cereal has less nutritional value when its soggy? I say fuck them...

I LOVE MY FUCKING CEREAL SOGGY. I personally let my Fruity Pebbles (not only the most pwn cereal, also the one with the least resistance to soggyness) sit around for a couple of minutes so that it becomes nice and soft. Who the fuck wants to do the work of chewing those fucking things right when they wake up? Who the fuck wants the sharp corners in dry cereal cutting away at their gums? I know I don't.

Long live soggy cereal.

[haplo]

i dont like my cereal sogy. but cereal that cant get sogy is frickin unnatural. its against the laws of nature. screw it.

[Sovereign]

VIVA LA SOGGY

[J_iceman]

actually , the ones that dont go soggy are those frosted flakes things, left my cereal for 30 min. and still crunchy

[RoboticSilence]

Well, it's true... that cinnamon frosted flakes really doesn't get soggy... it takes like a half an hour.

[zagggon]

i gota have me cereal soggy or who knows what might happen?

[Apoq]

you cant chew any more after you chew all the guys off the night before? don't want your throw to work overtime ..?

[Grav]

I like inhaling rice krispies

[Apoq]

soggy or dry? if they are dry it makes your nose bleed.. thats if you snort them anyhows..

[Hades-Knight]

i hate soggy porn cops =D






notice the first letters

[Adrenachrome]

I like soggy Frosted Mini Wheats.

[Sovereign]

Ach mini wheats taste liek shit weither or not they are soggy. Yuck

[Grav]

My favorite cereal is rice krispies.. I drown it in milk and when it gets pretty moist I drink the milk and then eat the rice crispies while its soggy.. good stuff


However I cannot stand most cereal being soggy.. I.E. Cheerios.. DISGUSTING SHIT

[Mantralord]

Yes, some cereal sucks being soggy. However, Fruity Pebbles pwn when theyre soggy.

[Apoq]

nah cuz you get a resin from the grain on your tongue, remind you of anything you woke up tasting in your mouth mantra?

ya.. mini wheats qwn and your just dont like them Sov cuz they aren't sauteed in pig lard.

[tidus2005]

i like eating my cereal soggy it just fucking rules frosted mini wheats are my second favortie kind of cereal only to coco pebbles they fucking rule soggy they turn the milk into chocolate milk and the longer you let it set the more chocolaty the milke gets.

[haplo]

count chocula!!!!!!!!!!!

[slaynish]

i like you

[Mantralord]

Yes Apoq, I like cum, you have a problem with it?

[haplo]

sogy cum is the worst

[Sovereign]

how can a goey liquid be soggy?

[haplo]

go cum in a girls ass and leave it for a few days..... youl get the picture.

[J_iceman]

what are you talking about, if you leave it up her ass, it will disapear. It gets soakes back to the intestins O_o

[haplo]

naw it doesnt. she eventualy shits it out and thats when its all sogy.

[Apoq]

:-o

franken berries ne1?

[platnum]

that the cerial with frankestein on the cover?

[haplo]

count chocula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Apoq]

yah, its red to o_O

they kick ass .

[J_iceman]

you ever tryed the albertson's version of frosted flakes?? sucks ass !!!!! :-X

[zagggon]

cereal that does not go soggy just plain sucks

[RaZ]

definitely rice crispy treats cereal only slightly soggy kick ass

[haplo]

count chocula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Apoq]

hm whatabout that raisin bran? i hate the raisins but then im like why the fuck would i not eat the raisins, then i should get wheaties..

[J_iceman]

hey the raisin's is the one that makes the cereal sweet !!

[haplo]

the sugar on the raisons makes it sweet.
count chocula!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[J_iceman]

coco puffs, makes the milk chocolate !!! :-P

[zeal311]

Dry cereal truly is the greatest creation of all time. It tastes great and it's very healthy for you. Who cares if it's soggy or not?

[J_iceman]

actually thats what i do too,

i eat the cereal from the box and when i'm thursty THEN i drink milk, there for saving a gallon of milk. instead of letting the cereal soak up and or waste milk

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[haplo]

dry fruity pebles kicks the shit outa all yall.





















count chocula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mantralord]

I agree.

[J_iceman]

pebbles..........yum

[Chruser]

I had some Kellog's Frosties tonight, and they were kind of old and tasted really bad. Death to soggy flakes.

[J_iceman]

dam, old cereal$%!^$%!

i remember we only had a year old cereal, we tried it and all of it's taste was gone. it was as rubbery as.....as rubbers and the taste was like, ummm, none.....i think my thinking went bad afterwards :-(

[haplo]

cerial doesnt last long enough for that in my house. we got a microwave burito thats been in my freezer for 2 yrs though. were waitin for sumone we dont like to eat it

[Mantralord]

Take a picture of this burrito...

[TiTuSuRmYhErO]

Vesave, and I concur.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Tyrannicide]

I fucking hate it when people talk about fucking gay stuff on message boards, like wtf, u queers, oh yea by the way, u guys are fucking gay ass homosexual half nigger cuban jews from Israel u cock sucking father fucking bunch of fucking gay ass queers. I wish I seen u in real life so i could fucking shot u with my M4a1 u ass holes, go eat a dick and I know the half of u would cause thats all the action u would get.

*finally i can take out my anger*

[Mantralord]

Wow, whats with all the homophobia, you heterobitch?

[Oreo]

I fucking hate it when people talk about fucking gay stuff on message boards, like wtf, u queers, oh yea by the way, u guys are fucking gay ass homosexual half nigger cuban jews from Israel u cock sucking father fucking bunch of fucking gay ass queers. I wish I seen u in real life so i could fucking shot u with my M4a1 u ass holes, go eat a dick and I know the half of u would cause thats all the action u would get.

*finally i can take out my anger*


whine much?

I personally like cocoa pebbles, let them get soggy, but make sure the milk stays cold, then drink the pebbles with the milk all at once, goes down in one smooth motion, it's what i call express cereal

[J_iceman]

cerial doesnt last long enough for that in my house. we got a microwave burito thats been in my freezer for 2 yrs though. were waitin for sumone we dont like to eat it just wait untill you get a filipino friend....they eat anything!!! i mean the REAL flip-mos; that come from the philipines, they eat dogs and cats, so why not an american burito....and since it is frozen.....let ME get a bite :-P

[Thanatos]

Ty-Rant and I are running away together to Mexico! Once we get there, we plan on getting married and having a plethora of babies!

[RoboticSilence]

Mmm... babies... almost as crunchy as Cinnamon Frosted Flakes.

[Oreo]

That's just wrong :-p

[J_iceman]

you guys try the quaker oats cereal soggy, some of the nuts stay hard though......wait, that doesn't sound right :-(...shut up guys...

[platnum]

i dont like nuts in my cereal. gimme sugar any day.

[quikspy67]

"Cereal thats dosn't go soggy" I would love to have that, but then you have to worry about the taste.

[J_iceman]

the cereal that dosnt go soggy is the frosted flakes, with extra frost so it keeps the milk from the "cereal" part, the taste is good ....practically pure sugar:-P

[Dan XIII]

My favorite cereal is frosted flakes

[Raziel]

God dammit!!! How the fuck did I let this thread go for three whole pages before doing anything about it?! This is nothing but spam! Cereal Thread, say hello to the Chat Forum!

MOVED

[J_iceman]

hold on i thought this WAS the chat forum,

[OmniFalcon]

its hard to find a cereal that is good when soggy... but i had a thought as well.

isnt saying that this cereal CANT get soggy a false statement, or false advertisement...and cant u S00 them? ^_^

[J_iceman]

frosted flakes is the only one (that i know) that doesn't get soggy (30 min minimum)

[Raziel]

J, this was originally in the Flame Forum. Hence the reason I said "MOVED."

[Jessifer]

Some soggy cereal is good, y0. I just can't think of any at the moment.

I want Cocoa Krispies, damnit.

[J_iceman]

J, this was originally in the Flame Forum. Hence the reason I said "MOVED." ahh, thats right, thanks for the info.


Some soggy cereal is good, y0. I just can't think of any at the moment.

what about pebbles, speically the fruity ones...yuuum, gots to get some right now >_<

you know what i really hate is when i go to some resturant and i want some cereal and the last person who got cereal mixes them up....example they get a spoon ful of corn flakes and changes there mind and drops it off the the fruit loops....i'm like what the hell you blind or what!!!!
That goes with any buf-fay, i see people USE THERE HANDS even though the serving spoon is right in front of them... i look at them and give them that look that i would stab that foo in the neck 48 times with my fork !!

[OmniFalcon]

cocoa pebbles > frosted flakes
frosted flakes > froot loops
froot loops > lucky charms
lucky charms > apple jacks
apple jacks > frosted mini wheats

u cannot deny this because this is a list of all the cereals that can go soggy in less than 5 minutes *yes i tested, yes i have no life*

[J_iceman]

frosted flakes > froot loopslet me try that !!

what about granola cerial, ....that should be on the top, i just ate some today and left it there for more than 30min, and it STILL had the crunch, nothing got soggy !!!
i think we have a winner !&^$^*!

[Subjukator]

i hate soggy cereal. it tastes too much like its rotten

[OmniFalcon]

yeah soggy cereal isnt fun. i have yet to find one that is good when it is soggy. but i like frosted flakes and froot loops da most, so in the end all u can do is eat ur cereal fast and tr not to cry knowing that if u dont its gonna get all soggy and die and *cries just thinking about it*