View Full Version : Painless suicide?
Hades-Knight
2003-10-01, 07:29 PM
Hmm yeah.....i gotta do this project for my Physics class about painless way of suicide so if anyone got any info pls post it here. I really need to pass this classs:p
uncapped
2003-10-01, 07:30 PM
Jump off a bridge. The second you hit the ground you're dead, so it will cause no pain.
zeal311
2003-10-01, 07:51 PM
What if you lived? I do believe that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch.
platnum
2003-10-01, 07:51 PM
you could get drugged up and shoot yourself in the head or somthing
J_iceman
2003-10-01, 07:53 PM
actually some people survived falling off a building and others also survived from shooting there brains off (my manager's g/f"s exhusband)
the best way is to get hit by an atomic bomb, people how got it in japan (pearl harbor) died instantly.....that's how i actually would like to die....painless
the other way is to take a lot of drugs and die in your sleep O_o
platnum
2003-10-01, 07:55 PM
freezing sounds kinda good too, after you dont feel cold anymore.
uncapped
2003-10-01, 07:55 PM
Lethal Injection is always fun, too. Hey, K-R, why don't you go and try that one out?
zeal311
2003-10-01, 07:58 PM
yea. im going to go with a nuclear bomb dropped directly on the top of your head. that would probably be the least amount of pain. in fact by the time it takes your nerves to realize a sharp heavy bomb dropped on your head i believe you would be dust. just my two cents~
platnum
2003-10-01, 08:02 PM
hmmm, i would rath the bomb drop right next to me, the big metal bomb hitting your head might hurt for a sec.
Adrenachrome
2003-10-01, 08:59 PM
If I did it, I would overdose on heroin. Completely relaxed, then sleep, then death.
It slows your heart rate so much that you just slip away...
Titusfied
2003-10-01, 09:02 PM
Hmm, how about drowning? Or getting buried alive? ;)
Adrenachrome
2003-10-01, 09:03 PM
Too terrifying.
Sovereign
2003-10-01, 09:04 PM
Overdose on sleeping medications. they will put you to sleep then you will just pass in yoru sleep. Unaware of any pain you may feel.
!King_Amazon!
2003-10-01, 09:25 PM
Jump in a plane, get up high, pull back until you black out, then you die.
Eddie_Perez
2003-10-01, 09:36 PM
Or.....
.....jump out?
Sovereign
2003-10-01, 09:46 PM
no that would be painful. The yelling that you would do woul hurt your trhoat, moments before you plummeted towards the ground.
RoboticSilence
2003-10-01, 09:52 PM
Here's how I plan to do away with myself when I'm old and shit:
Take every fucking hallucinagenicthere is, and jump out of a plane without a parachute. That way you'd be having fun until you died.
Adrenachrome
2003-10-01, 10:15 PM
I'd never be able to acually do it... I'd do like 3 caps first, then I would forget about why I wanted to do it in the first place...
zagggon
2003-10-01, 10:23 PM
Hmm yeah.....i gotta do this project for my Physics class about painless way of suicide so if anyone got any info pls post it here. I really need to pass this classs:p take a sci-ni pill and you will drop like a fly in 2 minutes...;)
Eddie_Perez
2003-10-02, 02:16 AM
I got it! Somehow shoots yourself into one of the 747 jet engines at extreme speeds....
Jump off a plane. Most ppl die before they reach the ground.
Eddie_Perez
2003-10-02, 03:53 AM
Only if you're at extreme altitudes... or do you mean from the fear? Or maybe you hit a fly at 200mph and it goes right into your brain!!>>!>>!>!>!
Jump off a bridge. The second you hit the ground you're dead, so it will cause no pain.
What if you lived? I do believe that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch.
If you live then it's attempted suicide, not suicide. So wheter or not it's painful if you survive is irrelevant to the question at hand. =)
As for painless suicides, what about injecting air into the blood stream? I know it kills you quickly, but is it painful at all?
A guilotine (spelling?) probably isn't too painful at all, since it's somewhat quick and severs your head starting at the back where the spinal column is. =D
There a few way you can die from jumping of a plane before you hit the ground.
Fear,Lung explosion(2 much air entering) or hitting a plane.
Note: there probably some other way. :)
platnum
2003-10-02, 04:47 AM
maybe you coul dbe in a close chamber with a limited amount of oxygen, when the oxygen gets low you get sleepy i think, then your gone.
ay..
shoot your self in the back of the head with a beretta.
meh.
That would be a very unclean suicide.
zagggon
2003-10-02, 07:22 AM
launch a nuclear bomb right where your standing
Meh thats no suicide thats mass murder.
"angel" of war
2003-10-02, 07:55 AM
Simple the only surefire way to die a slow painless death. find a garage with a car, close all the windows and doors get into the car and listen to some tunes. (unless you don't know shit about cars you'll know what happens)
platnum
2003-10-02, 07:58 AM
ummmm, what happens?
"angel" of war
2003-10-02, 08:01 AM
what do you have to do to listen to some tunes in a car?
This wont be painless lol ...
Chruser
2003-10-02, 08:46 AM
If you rig an atomic bomb with a 10-second timer, initiate the countdown and then kill yourself before it blows, is that still mass murder, or just a suicide followed by complications after dying. A suicide bomber gets blown to bits before the shock wave from his/her bomb hits other people and kills them. I doubt "instant" suicide is possible, the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.
LiveWire
2003-10-02, 09:18 AM
the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.
You scare me sometimes :cry:
Doofus_AW
2003-10-02, 09:49 AM
Try about 12 of these :)
Titusfied
2003-10-02, 02:15 PM
OMG, I swear to God, that actually looks really good. :) Maybe I'm crazy, but I love Jager, and Everclear is just brutal, but with the Jolt Cola killing the Everclear bad taste, that could be stupendous! I'm seriously gonna get those ingrediants and try them out one night, possibly tonight. :)
uncapped
2003-10-02, 02:27 PM
I've never had Everclear...
Adrenachrome
2003-10-02, 03:43 PM
90+% Grain alcahol, you don't want to try it...
Titusfied
2003-10-02, 03:44 PM
Its brutal as all hell straight up... :(
Its usually found in jungle juice with ice blocks at parties. Just beware of the herpes on the ice from the over usage of sluts slobbing knob and putting their mouths at the end.... I usually put my fingers in front of lip to avoid any type of lip to ice contact. Pussies make jungle juice with Vodka.
Adrenachrome
2003-10-02, 04:02 PM
The only time I drank it straight I chased it with morgans, oh how many times did I puke...
J_iceman
2003-10-02, 07:56 PM
i miss those good'ol days :-P
I'd probably just do it the old fashioned way
*guilotine
I heard, your nerves still work for like 6 seconds and you can see your body as you slowly die off.....
*double post sry*
Even better, I'd wait till I was about 80 years old, and hire 20 hookers to have sex with me, I'd have a heart attack in seconds, and there would be no pain, but actually it would result in pleasure.
Or I'd overdose on viagra, take about 16 pills and have all the blood leave the rest of my body and go to my dick, haha, the odtopsy would be funny lolol.
BOING!
Sovereign
2003-10-02, 08:08 PM
ach i heard that was a bad way to die. If it doesnt go through all the way you could be living wiht a damaged neck, untill they hoisted the blade up and droped it down again. Also people are not quite sure if it was an immediate death. One guy did an experiment after his decaptitation. People reported that after his head was off and in the basket he blinked some 12 times before closing his eyes for the last time. That leads me to assume that the pain from having your neck sliced in half would be lingering for at least some 10-12 seconds, thereby making it QUITE painfull.
Adrenachrome
2003-10-02, 08:36 PM
That's fucking morbid..
Overdosing would be better than any painful way of death such as getting your head chopped off that just sucks
zagggon
2003-10-03, 06:44 AM
Overdosing would be better than any painful way of death such as getting your head chopped off that just sucks getting your head chopped off would not be a painless death anyways...
"angel" of war
2003-10-03, 07:14 AM
i guess you people gave up(go to previous page)to listen to some tunes in your car you need to turn it on thereby filling the enclosed garage with carbon dioxid resulting in a slow totally painless death
Eddie_Perez
2003-10-03, 08:37 AM
no joke
J_iceman
2003-10-03, 08:45 AM
dam eddie where did you get that pic from?? funny stuff
about that chopping your head off, i really doubt that it would hury. you know when you ride your bike and do some stupid trick and fall off your bike and skid for about a minute and you get all of these cuts and blood all over the place and didn't feel a thing and THEN when you get up and look at your wounds, THATS when you feel them. might be the same way....only to find out is try it your self.....you do it then I will do it O_o
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