Spay or neuter your niggers.

[!King_Amazon!]

Five Good Reasons Why You Should Spay or Neuter Your Nigger

1) Spaying or neutering increases your nigger's chances for a longer, healthier life.


Spaying your nigger woman before her first estrous cycle (that is, before she reaches sexual maturity) greatly reduces her chances of developing breast cancer and completely eliminates the threat of uterine and ovarian cancer and uterine infection, which are common occurrences in unaltered nigger women.

Neutering your nigger man prevents testicular tumors and may prevent prostate problems. Neutering also decreases the possibility of perianal tumors and hernias, which are commonly observed in older, unaltered nigger men. Because neutered nigger men are less likely to roam, the threat of abscesses caused by bites and diseases transmitted by fighting are greatly reduced.
2) An altered nigger is a better pet for your family.


Male niggers neutered early in life are less aggressive toward other male niggers and are not distracted by female niggers in heat. Therefore, a neutered male nigger will be less tempted to leave your property and cross that dangerous highway searching for a mate. Neutered male niggers also are less likely to mark every one of your (or your neighbor's) expensive shrubs with his urine as well as inside the house.

Spaying your female nigger eliminates the problem of stray male niggers camping in your yard and decreases her desire to roam and breed.
3) No family wants to cope with an unwanted pregnancy.

Spaying prevents your niggers from giving birth to unwanted nigger kids.

4) Spaying results in a cleaner female nigger and home.

Because female niggers pass bloody fluid for about 5-7 days, once a month, as a part of their estrous cycle, constant care must be taken to avoid carpet stains in homes with such niggers. Spaying your nigger woman eliminates this problem.

5) You are helping to alleviate the nigger overpopulation problem.

Each year, millions of unwanted niggers are euthanized (killed) at shelters across the country. Although nigger behavioral problems are the main reasons they are given to shelters, many orphans are the result of accidental breeding by free-roaming, unaltered niggers. The more niggers spayed or neutered, the fewer niggers will have to be destroyed. Delaware Humane Association does not euthanized; however, hundreds of niggers are turned away each year because there is simply not enough room at the shelter to accommodate them.

[Hades-Knight]

wtf is spaying?

[Raziel]

Wow. KA, that's a big step in the opposite direction for you.

[!King_Amazon!]

No it's not, I'm just joking like always.

[Raziel]

Yeah, I know. You just don't make a habit out of using racial humor on a frequent basis. It was funny, just uncharacteristic of you.

[!King_Amazon!]

Titus and his nigger-hating skills inspired me. Someone flame me for this.

[Titusfied]

Top 5 Reasons !K_A! Should Be Shot:

1.) This gay ass thread.

2.) He has "!" before and after his name...

3.) This gay ass thread.

4.) He wishes he could be neutered himself.

5.) This gay ass thread.

Good job dipshit, you win the super-cool asshat award! Now go home, trap yourself in your room for another 3 days straight and continue sticking random toys up your butt.

[!King_Amazon!]

Puh-lease. Repeating the same thing over like a retarded nigger boy just shows you should be neutered like the rest. I sure as hell don't want you spreading your genes around this world. Numbering stuff like that:

1. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

2. shows you can't be original, so you steal things like any other nigger-boy.

3. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

4. proves you should be lynched.

5. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

Good job shit, you win the super-neat-o Nigger of the Year award!

[0nyx]

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/0nyx/suddenfire.jpg

[Titusfied]

Oh my God...





Oh my God...





I'm actually fucking speechless !K_A!... That... was quite possibly the biggest waste of anyone's time if they actually decided to read it...

I know you have no skill at flaming, and your spam-a-thon posting habits may have inflicted a milky residue over your already blurred from too much computer interaction vision, but "Puh-lease"????? Holy shit, that was a new low, even for your skewed mentality.

I really can't even put into words how pathetic I want to make you feel, how pathetic you deserve to feel after that display... May God help us all if this continues.

[Hades-Knight]

ZING!!!!

Heres Titus and his home boys

[zagggon]

i cant approve of all out racism but i will every once in a while get a laugh or two out of the NiGgEr jokes ;)

[kaos]

lol Titus and his homies are trying to think of flames for !K_A! as seen on that pic.

[symnzXx]

lol Titus and his homies are trying to think of flames for !K_A! as seen on that pic.

ROFL.
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[DrowningOnAir]

2.) He has "!" before and after his name...

Agreed, something needs to be done about his damned "!" that is on its own line. Re-arrange the mods, somthing.

[zagggon]

oh thats some bad shit going down near that computer

[Hades-Knight]

Those nigs are problably planning on how to steal that comp and set it up at their place....thats why they have drawings

[zeal311]

u better hope chrome doesnt see this shit or he might eat you.

[Grav]

http://www.iownjoo.com/auctionimghost/gravitonsurge/chart.jpg

[RoboticSilence]

I agree with Grav except my graph's line starts at the top and only drops halfway.

[Titusfied]

Hahahaahaha, I was going to split this thread and get rid of all the shit, but after seeing Grav's genious post, I decided to let them all survive, just to show the true humor of the post. :) :Very Happy:

[Apoq]

oo.. im not racist (my uncle/aunt/sister/brother are half black, 4 half siblings)

i heard this joke..

a black man, and two white man walk on top of a building's roof
one white man says if you jump off this building you won't hurt yourself when you hit the ground

the first white man jumps off the building hits the ground, and goes up the stares, and says see told you.. now you try

the black man jumps off and dies..

the second whiteman says, superman stop being so hard on those niggers


yah... back ONT
your post suxx for a few reasons there k_a

1. your just mad you always got the shit beat out of you by prepubescant 200 pound black kids, back in your ohio shitwhole of a town.
2. you are a dumb fuck, you probably carry a knife around with you whenever you go to party stores because you are afraid of black guys
3. your intimidated by their dick size, and every girl that ever would fuck you left you for a black guy
4. black women won't even look at your honky ass
5. your arrogance restrains you from making friends, and thats how you are here at zelaron spending a LONG time or even a short time writing pointless shit.

[uncapped]

oo.. im not racist (my uncle/aunt/sister/brother are half black, 4 half siblings)

i heard this joke..

a black man, and two white man walk on top of a building's roof
one white man says if you jump off this building you won't hurt yourself when you hit the ground

the first white man jumps off the building hits the ground, and goes up the stares, and says see told you.. now you try

the black man jumps off and dies..

the second whiteman says, superman stop being so hard on those niggers


yah... back ONT
your post suxx for a few reasons there k_a

1. your just mad you always got the shit beat out of you by prepubescant 200 pound black kids, back in your ohio shitwhole of a town.
2. you are a dumb fuck, you probably carry a knife around with you whenever you go to party stores because you are afraid of black guys
3. your intimidated by their dick size, and every girl that ever would fuck you left you for a black guy
4. black women won't even look at your honky ass
5. your arrogance restrains you from making friends, and thats how you are here at zelaron spending a LONG time or even a short time writing pointless shit.

Dont thread dig, Nigger Lover (j/k)

[Apoq]

it was only half way down front page thx

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[slaynish]

yeah fucking nigger burn!!! i hate em all diee niggers! ^_^ jk

[kaos]

No wonder you don't see any black people around here. And most black people here are white.

[RoboticSilence]

most black people here are white.

I laughed, good job.

[Cloud_Nine]

Yeah I did learn some stuff today but this thread would just kicked the shit out of education.

[Titusfied]

I have no clue whatsoever why the fuck this thread got dug up and kicked around the playing field again...

[!King_Amazon!]

I have no clue whatsoever why the fuck this thread got dug up and kicked around the playing field again...

Obviously because it was comedy gold.

UNLOCKED

[!King_Amazon!]

lalalalalalalala THREADOMANCY

[Titusfied]

I owned you in this thread. LOSER!

[!King_Amazon!]

I owned you in this thread. LOSER!
You didn't own anything TITSUSFRIED.

[hotdog]

4. black women won't even look at your honky ass.

Why would you desire a nigger woman to look at you? They are ugly in every way. White women are clearly superior.

[quikspy67]

Where is Zonalon to make his racist comments that he is so serious about?

[KagomJack]

I <3 this thread.

[!King_Amazon!]

This was the best thread ever at Zelaron kinda.

[-Spector-]

It was one of the better ones, I agree. Made me laugh once again.

Wiggers are as bad a Niggers though.. so maybe you should edit the post to fit both. ;)

[!King_Amazon!]

Puh-lease. Repeating the same thing over like a retarded nigger boy just shows you should be neutered like the rest. I sure as hell don't want you spreading your genes around this world. Numbering stuff like that:

1. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

2. shows you can't be original, so you steal things like any other nigger-boy.

3. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

4. proves you should be lynched.

5. is older than your nigger-mama's cum encrusted ass hair.

Good job shit, you win the super-neat-o Nigger of the Year award!
I was always better at trolling than flaming. This thread might kind of suck as a whole, but damn if the OP doesn't still crack me up. I basically just found an article about spaying and neutering dogs and replaced "dogs" with "niggers" in case anyone doesn't catch on to that fact. It worked out pretty well, IMO.

[Asamin]

So lately you're just kinda going through old threads and reliving the past?

[!King_Amazon!]

I have to do it from time to time. It's like a pilgrimage.

[Skurai]

Does anyone remember the first time they said "nigger(s)"?
I did it after Dog the Bounty Hunter got in big trouble for it.

[Grav]

This thread just reminds me of how little I cared for Titusfied. He just seemed like a cocky jerk to me, and not the lovable kind.

I have to do it from time to time. It's like a pilgrimage.

Feel free to dig up some more.

[!King_Amazon!]

Titusfied was a good guy. He had times where he was kind of a cock, but he and I were good friends at one point. I recall him being very different to talk to off of the forums.

[Skurai]

I barely remember TitusField. I think I liked him most of the time.

[Asamin]

Same here, I can remember him but it was back when I was about 15 so it's a bit fuzzy. But yes, he was nice.

[Skurai]

How old are you, now? I think I came to Zelaron when I was 15 or 16...

[!King_Amazon!]

http://us4.memecdn.com/up-syndrome_o_194000.jpg

[KagomJack]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/1237/qqncy.jpg

[kaos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouiMy73Ouvs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouiMy73Ouvs


http://screensnapr.com/e/3cS5YA.jpg

[KagomJack]

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/6417/1334717590486.jpg

[Asamin]

How old are you, now? I think I came to Zelaron when I was 15 or 16...

I am 19. I came here when I was 13.

[!King_Amazon!]

I started coming here when I was 14, and I am now 24.

[Skurai]

Jeez !K_A!...

Most people don't believe me when I say I've been going to 4chan since I was 12.