Has anyone seen my boyfriend :(

[Silverjinx18]

Has he been around here at all today...to anyone's knowledge?

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Mantralord]

Lets see...

3:21 PM - I shot him in the spine.
3:30 PM - I get a steak knife and slowly start sawing away at his left shoulder.
3:47 PM - Finally, his left arm comes off, and I gorge my mouth into it and start licking the delicious bloody fat.
3:56 PM - I pull out his neck and chest muscles and cut them off with the steak knife.
3:59 PM - I start to chew on his neck tissue. Its so sweet.
4:08 PM - His body starts to make slight moaning noises. I figure its about time I disposed the body.
4:30 PM - I finish digging a hole in my backyard, and dump his body in.
4:42 PM - The hole is covered up with dirt.
4:45 PM - I sprinkle some grass seeds on the patch.

...Oh wait, were talking about Bob right? Hes been off and on-line. I'm sure he's doing deliciously fine.

[Doofus_AW]

Aint seen him. I am sure he is fine. Are you having separation anxiety already Jinx?

[Chruser]

Negative, haven't heard a sound, but then again, I've been away almost all day. School.

[slaynish]

aww lil chrusers growing up SOOOO FAST!??!?!?! so cute. rofl

[Doofus_AW]

???

[Doofus_AW]

aww lil chrusers growing up SOOOO FAST!??!?!?! so cute. rofl

It would be nice if you would do a little growing up idiot boy.

[Grav]

aww lil chrusers growing up SOOOO FAST!??!?!?! so cute. rofl

It would be nice if you would do a little growing up idiot boy.

lol

[Hades-Knight]

Wow doofus got the big guns out for a bit there.

[zagggon]

i have seen bob on aim we were in deep discussion over wc3 faggs that leave 3v3's

[Hades-Knight]

im sure that by 'deep" zagggon means "omg oloolo these f4gs letf teh gam3 omggom gay gay"

[Eddie_Perez]

Have you called the police?

[Kuja`s #1]

I think I saw him pull over and talk to a lady whering a little skirt and a pink top. They talked for a moment and then I heard her say "Are you f'n crazy!? I don't do BJs for ten bucks! Come back when you get money!

I saw him later talking to a man in a brown suit. The guy was old and there were dudes in black suits and sunglasses standing around them. I snuck closer and I heard the old dude say "knocker her off? No problem. My men are at the ready. The only thing we need to discuss is cash. How much you offer'n?"
"mumble mumble"
"Don't make me laugh! Come back when you get a job!"

At least I think it was him. Is this what Bob looks like?

[zagggon]

na thats not him ;)

[Ganga]

So Jinx and Bob have a cyber relationship and they don't know each other in real life?

[Medieval Bob]

Jinx and Bob have known each other in real life for 42 months.

I fell asleep waiting for her to get home from work, so I didn't get to talk to her is all.

And, no. I don't look like a big gay homo.

[Kuja`s #1]

I'm just saying that's the guy I saw. I'm not saying you are a gay homo.

[J_iceman]

funny stuff :-P

a little bit gross there, mantralord .....sick but good *drool :-P

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Bob-Bay!

[uncapped]

Nice spam :)

[J_iceman]

spam and catsup is good....yes !!

BTW did you vote for fooooood
http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=21570