My Ass Is Killing Me!

[Doofus_AW]

I was moving this weekend and was pinned to a stair rail by a giant china cabinent. Now I have a purple bruise the size of a grapefruit on my ass! o_O

[slaynish]

Hahhahha Great... lol

[Titusfied]

Yeah, is that what they call it these days? ;)

[Acer]

[whisper to Doofus_AW]ill kiss it for ya, but dont tell anyone :)[/whisper to Doofus_AW]

[Penny_Bags]

Yeah, is that what they call it these days? ;) Haha, that's what I was thinkin'.

[Eddie_Perez]

Wha? What they call it?

[Titusfied]

What they call it, yes. You know, making ass whoopi!

[Eddie_Perez]

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

[Titusfied]

He got that big ole bruise from getting fucking in the ass by his dog. Get it now?

[Doofus_AW]

I swear it was a giant china cabinent, not a giant chinaman or dog or whatever lol.

[Titusfied]

China cabinet eh? So that's what they call them these days. ;)

[Acer]

He is saying it was a Giant China "cabinet", that is why it hurts, the china man was big

[uncapped]

...in the pants?

[Doofus_AW]

You are all a bunch of insensitive bastards... I should whip out the digicam and post a shot of this bruise then you wont be laughing and you will regret the way you treated old Doofus :(

[Titusfied]

Sorry Doofus, meh = sorry... :(

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I know the feeling, I got pegged by a baseball from one of those pitching machines, the damn thing was propped up on one end, and it fell alittle, and the ball flew out and hit me in the left ass cheek. It's a nasty looking bruise, it's different deep shades of green, and black, and some purple and blue, I have every color under the bruise rainbow on it. lol

[Acer]

You are all a bunch of insensitive bastards... I should whip out the digicam and post a shot of this bruise then you wont be laughing and you will regret the way you treated old Doofus :(

[whisper to Doofus_AW]Post the bruise thats on your "Ass"? If its on you ass, please post it :)[/whisper to Doofus_AW]

Nah you dont have to post it, I beleive you.

[Doofus_AW]

You are all a bunch of insensitive bastards... I should whip out the digicam and post a shot of this bruise then you wont be laughing and you will regret the way you treated old Doofus :(

[whisper to Doofus_AW]Post the bruise thats on your "Ass"? If its on you ass, please post it :)[/whisper to Doofus_AW]

Nah you dont have to post it, I beleive you.


I may just do that when I get home

[Titusfied]

I hope Acer is female....

[Acer]

I hope Acer is female....

lol, im not :P, and I hope your not too, I been thinking about you for sometime :P j/k

[Demo]

Dude that sucks so bad.

[uncapped]

I hope Acer is female....

lol, im not :P, and I hope your not too, I been thinking about you for sometime :P j/k

Once again, don't even joke about that shit. That's just plain old wrong.

[Titusfied]

There's a lot that is plain old wrong, but not a lot that can be done about it.

[0mekka-hed]

ass fucking joke = too easy to make on this thread.

[Eddie_Perez]

Ass fucking joke? Where?