Korean

[Chruser]

Tell me what you think about koreans here. O_O

[Wanderer]

They taste like chicken :D

We need an evil smiley...

[Xenn]

They are annoying on battle.net

[estroson]

I wanna slap those b*tches all over the face and rape them with a broom stick up their @ss... and i agree, there is nothin more annoyin than a good korean motherf*cker on battle.net

:rolleyes: :] :rolleyes:

[Chruser]

<--Fact-->
80% of the "Koreans" on B.net are actually Americans pretending to be Koreans, just for fun, or to scam people and feel innocent.

[Leshrac]

that sounds weird, who wants to look like a Korean..oh well suppose there are a lot of useless ppl out there....like me :D

Koreans are nice, I know many of em and they are just a nice as every other person.

[Chruser]

Like I said, D2 is giving them a bad reputation.

[civman2]

they are from korea

[tacoX]

Half my school is korean, its kinda funny. Since I play D2, I almost say racial slurs, lol. Although, they arnt that bad, unless they are like:

JJANGPK
PKGONGJANG

"GIVE ITEM"
"PKYOUU"
"SHUT UP AMARIKAN"

N' shit like that, its just plain annoyin'

[Leshrac]

pratip :D

[Chruser]

ZANTETSUKEN!

Wait, that's japanese :]

[ZERONX]

leave koreans alone my best friend at school is korean i havent figured out if its a guy or a girl yet though ill tell when

[Chruser]

Originally posted by ZERONX
leave koreans alone my best friend at school is korean i havent figured out if its a guy or a girl yet though ill tell when

Riiiiiight :]

[Balton]

Originally posted by ZERONX
leave koreans alone my best friend at school is korean i havent figured out if its a guy or a girl yet though ill tell when

now that is cool. he might be yourbest bud and could be usefull for lots of hours with beer and nude chix or she could be your girlfriend...

[Plutonium]

Originally posted by Balton


now that is cool. he might be yourbest bud and could be usefull for lots of hours with beer and nude chix or she could be your girlfriend...

Word!

[tacoX]

Well, bout' 40% of my school is korean (About 4.5k students)

[Chruser]

Where do you people live anyway? I haven't really seen alot of schools in the US with koreans in them... reminds me that I don't even live in the US. :]

[answer763]

Closest thing to English I have ever heard from a true Korean is KE KE KE!!! PK PK PK PK!!!!!! 'Nuff said.

[answer763]

^^ <---------Korean!!!

[Xenn]

Lol yeah thats my smiley..

[X2D]

Originally posted by Chruser
<--Fact-->
80% of the "Koreans" on B.net are actually Americans pretending to be Koreans, just for fun, or to scam people and feel innocent.

That isn't even close to being true sir. Many Koreans play on every Battle.Net game and a lot of other games. Take Rainbow Six. Over half of the players on R6 are Koreans. People that pretend to Korean can't be 80% of the total population.

They have thier own seperate client for Diablo 2 and other games.

[GodsLittlePimp]

But that dont mean they have to play on there realm !

[X2D]

You would think they would since it's closer.

If they played on THIER server then they would have a faster connection resulting in us getting faster connections.

[carbon]

Some of the Korean porn is nice, but thats about it.

[Chruser]

Originally posted by carbon
Some of the Korean porn is nice, but thats about it.

Hairy, jjang~~~ ^_^

[afraidtobeleft]

awww, i feel bad for the koreans, although i don't think that i know any. maybe i should ask around with my friends, although the ones that are "asian" i think are japanese and vietnamese. well, it's worth a try, isn't it?

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Chruser]

What happened to the 1.2 billion Chinese people?

[Mr.Lee]

I hate koreans!!! :[
They allways mess with me!
And when i trade... the scammers are koreans too!!!
In duel... they team upp... kill me and trying to loot me!!!

[Chruser]

I know some friendly koreans, so not all of them are "bad" :p

[EBC]

koreans on Europe are nice

once i was a nOOb with no good items
i helped one person to kill ancients in nm

the guy didnt say any word

after that the guy dropped 5 sojs + shaftshop :) :) :)

i was very happy then ^^

[Chruser]

A korean helped me power act on useast once, but I tend to end up as their friend for some reason.

[hackerdude123]

once this guy said he would give me some sojs if i taught him how to speak english, and then he never talked to me after that

[ZERONX]

and did he give you sojs for teaching him?

[Chruser]

Jjangmen don't give you sojs. Ever.

[Hades-Knight]

I thought xenn was korean

[Hades-Knight]

Oh nvm thats liquid, sorry for confusing u with a korean honey

[ZERONX]

Koreans do give sojs my friend does he actually rushed you once zel

[Chruser]

Rushing doesn't mean SOJs.

[ZERONX]

o well jjangmen give me sojs and why they called jjangmen?

[Chruser]

Well, jjang is a "Koreanified" version of "Yang". I think it's something like calling elite "leet". You get the idea.

Nobody had to GIVE me sojs, I duped them myself ;)

[kakkorot]

the first soj i recived in d2 was from a korean and once when I was newbie a korean popped me but then gave me my shit back guess it suxed then but I still hate the lil $#%s becuz of there annoying dendencies

[Randuin]

Koreans scam for ur stuff! I'm gonna pretend to get married or sumthing... and I'll say I'm Korean :D

[answer763]

Only Koreans would get married over Battle.Net....:korean:

[Randuin]

my friend was korean... until he found that it sucked so he just told everyone he was chinese after that :D

[tacoX]

When I first started d2, I made a bashabarb (level 15 bash). And the only weapon I used was a 19dmg rare mace....

lol, I got to diablo

[answer763]

Ok...taco....what the hell does that have to do with Koreans?

[Randuin]

may be he's korean!!! :D

[Urbanxxxassualt]

i kinda like some Koreans..like yesterday when i stayed home i was on and i was trading made some great trades 4 un-ided vamp gazes for my un-id war travs and a corruption and blood whorl ring =)
i miss him already his last words to me where "Me go back Asia"
-still brings a tear to my eye hehe....
as for the rest of em who mess up Battle Net id piss on their shoes as well as blizzards

[JohnnyTAE]

eeewwww hey dont feed the koreans they get hyper and start going kekekekeke pk pk pk


didnt you guys love that lil bug that let you kick the koreans
.................................................. ........
.................................................. ..............
........................................byebye korea

[FuRy]

^ ^ kekekeke o= = ()=======( | )
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[FuRy]

^ ^ kekekeke o= = ()=======( | )
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oops.

[FuRy]

Bah,that didn't work for some reason........

[I)ark_Phoenix]

Um... im korean... u have a prob with it?!:P

[FuRy]

No, just ignorant ones.....

[Randuin]

the other day... i was in a cow game... every1 left due to impatience... i stayed and so did they other person... so he went... "You want PK?" i'm like "sure..." he went "Kekeke PK!"
then we dueled... and i kicked his ass... i said "r u korean?" he said "YA!" "Jin-Jjang left our world. Diablo's minions weaken"

[Teddybearian]

korean is cool i have alot of korean friends they r not bad

[tacoX]

KOREAN JJANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITAM PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOGOGGOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chruser]

This is like the oldest post ever :p

[Randuin]

let's spam it to 10 pages :D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I LIEK MAKEING FUN OF KKKOREANS ^_^;; ONLY PROBLME IS THEY HAEV NO MANNAR~~~~~~~@@@ -_- KEKEKE ITEMITEMSITEMITEMITEM KTHXBYE



lol I love speaking in Korean.

[Chruser]

Originally posted by Wanderer
They taste like chicken :D

We need an evil smiley...

Considering that came from an asian, I don't want to know what you meant by saying that :]

[Wiccan][V][asta]

We have an evil smiley. :killgrin: :fire: actually we have 2 in my opinion.

[Maple556]

have of my school is korean and they are not all that bad...

but diablo....


































they SUCK

[I)ark_Phoenix]

Yeah, even though im Korean... I have to admit they can be really annoying in diablo 2 but only who cant speak english...

[Teddybearian]

hey man dont make fun of my krean buddies they all gives out free stuff on d2

[Xenn]

Wow this thread is so old.

It contains the first post of me and Chruser.

[cell]

me chinese me make joke me go pee pee in your coke

[celly]

Originally posted by Chruser
<--Fact-->
80% of the "Koreans" on B.net are actually Americans pretending to be Koreans, just for fun, or to scam people and feel innocent.

FACT
Something demonstrated to exist or known to have existed: Genetic engineering is now a fact. That Chaucer was a real person is an undisputed fact.
A real occurrence; an event: had to prove the facts of the case.
Something believed to be true or real: a document laced with mistaken facts.
A thing that has been done, especially a crime: an accessory before the fact.
Law. The aspect of a case at law comprising even
ts determined by evidence: The jury made a finding of fact.

yeah so i think you might be a lil wrong your claim

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
We have an evil smiley. :killgrin: :fire: actually we have 2 in my opinion.

Well make room for the third! :killgrin: :fire: ^^

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by cell
me chinese me make joke me go pee pee in your coke

WHAT DOP MA CHINESE BROTHA!

".....got rice bitch, got rice,

anything you can show that is nice,

got cats, got moves, got thoughts like us,

fuck no, hell your white you'll never be like us.


take off your shoes when you enter please,

or crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees,

don't mind the smell you'll get used to it,

mock balls, try squid and that buddha shit.


what the hell is that, you think i don't see,

no forks in the house, chop sticks only,

have a taste, don't be scared, try the lemmon tea,

you don't want, that's all right, try the pho-com-le.


got rice bitch, got rice,

got luck anytime you roll the dice,

your luck is bad unless you runnin high,

cause we thugs for life baby, asian pride.":guitar: :jjang: :guitar:

[thatdude331]

HAHA THE OLDEST FORUMS YES LETS BRING IT BACK (yes i am very board and this is a dumb ass post)

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by Strider Fury


WHAT DOP MA CHINESE BROTHA!

".....got rice bitch, got rice,

anything you can show that is nice,

got cats, got moves, got thoughts like us,

fuck no, hell your white you'll never be like us.


take off your shoes when you enter please,

or crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees,

don't mind the smell you'll get used to it,

mock balls, try squid and that buddha shit.


what the hell is that, you think i don't see,

no forks in the house, chop sticks only,

have a taste, don't be scared, try the lemmon tea,

you don't want, that's all right, try the pho-com-le.


got rice bitch, got rice,

got luck anytime you roll the dice,

your luck is bad unless you runnin high,

cause we thugs for life baby, asian pride.":guitar: :jjang: :guitar:

lol I remember that video do you know a site that still has it, I wanna show my philipino friend...

[Hades-Knight]

search around the forum for "asian pride" you should get to it

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE


lol I remember that video do you know a site that still has it, I wanna show my philipino friend...

http://www.3kingdoms.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7681

cant give you a direct link though... the forums have a real tendency of *** out c j b . n e t

[Strider Fury]

or click on my sig. whatevers good for you. *shrugs*

[Jamesadin]

Heh...got rice?

[Strider Fury]

Yes, and plently of it. ^^

[Jamesadin]

I love rice, it tastes good, but noodles are better.

[Strider Fury]

i love instant noodles! well, aside from the fact that they are full of preservatives and artifical soup mix.

[Raziel]

Instant Noodles...uggh...

[Jamesadin]

Ever eaten Iciban dry?

[I)A-Destroyer]

I usally don't have a problem with Koreans but I just hate it when they make games like :

KoreansONLY
Koreantrade
Koreanpk
Koreanrush

And also when they give me all that Korean pride crap, do we need to hear that? No I sertanly don't give a rats ass.. Anyways I just had to share that because I could never find a place apropriate to post it =) By the way, Hi I'm new to the fourums.

[jinraiden]

Korean girls are fucking fine dood. Hm... let me try to find a link.

[jinraiden]

Okay, Kaila Yu, half Chinese and half Korean. No porn on the boards I'd hit anyday of the week. Including some made up day! Like Feburary 31st.

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by jinraiden
no porn on the boards srry


:aww:

*drools.

[BlueCube]

I second that.

[Jamesadin]

Oof, Johnny edited it..

[Strider Fury]

good'o johnny.

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Ahh... I didn't even know it was porn. I guess I have to get clothed pictures of her... Hm... I'll still find a link. She's fine. Most all Korean girls are fine.

[Adrenachrome]

Who want to tase my genwal sow?
You wan peice mah genewal sow.
ima gib it to u now.
Who likes my chopstick.
Hit u in the chin wit my little ass dick...... yellow.
If u wanna see me eat jello.
I neva seen nothin like u before.
I can kick you.... Higher than u can kick me.
I can kick you way up into a tree.
Who wants a taste of my foo long tea.?
Ho ha ho ha hoo chee chee.
Evrybody in the phone book named chang.
Wanna see mah wang..
woooa everybody wanna see me tho a fire ball.
But thats not right, not in real life u will fall.
Down and break yo leg.
Evrybody wanna see me break a leg... well i dont.
But i like fried rice.
And i aint got lice.
Ching chow woo chang ching wang woo wice.
That aint nice.
And for the cookie i always charge ya twice.
Delivry's free,
but not from me i always charge dolla fifty.
Fifty five wanna see mee goa gaa.
Hit u wit tha live whyyaaaaa.
woh when i hit you with the shit .
do a split, take a shit, afta you eat mah dick.
kung foo. want my buffet.
you fuckin gay.
ahh whylo hit u wit tha hay.
stay the fuck away.
hit you in tha balls.
only americans eat duck sauce.
and my soy sauce is for you.
i can put it in your shoe.
watch this..
i can tiptoe while you take a piss.
in my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits.
whhoooooaaayyyaaaaa!!!
i can kick you if you dont pay da bill.
and if you want a litlle mint thats fifty cents.
bitch
everything cost a little bit.
so dont expect nothin for free.
atleast from me ching chan chuiee.
i got you from tiawan city.
and hong kong.
i can smoke a bong
and i can do it all night long.
and dont mistake me for a viet kong.
i can catch you.
and fuck wit you.
then you
neva see me when i get you.
and make you..
woke you up and.
put you in a bamboo cage.
and make you feel all my rage.
poke you with a little stick.
till you page,.. your buddies to come napalm me.
goddamnit shit burnd blue in my whole city.
ho-chi-min shoot a load on yo chin.
goddamn thats a sin.
go on good goo bye.
and if you wanna come on in.
you could work in my world where the yelow chip in.
aaaoooooyaa..!
cant be tamed.
i got shit to controll yo brain.
and its called egg foo yung and lo mein.
so come on in baby and have it just the same.
hoeoeya!
haaaaa!!




all in a gay asian voice on cky2k
lol i found somewhere to post it
really got to hear it to apreciate it... get it from kazaa
:O) :O) :O)

[Jamesadin]

Whatb is it called?

[Adrenachrome]

you can get the full video "cky2k"
or try "Brians Freestyle"

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Adrenachrome I know what you're talking about. I have that freestyle, if anyone wants it I'll send it to you through AIM. I have DSL so if you have a high speed connection too, it shouldn't take long. That song is hella funny. But you have to understand that the song is a joke. Download anything by Jin. This Chinese freestyler, he's hella tight.

[Saintofsouls]

Koreans are coo... i got like 20 sojs worth from one korean and he just said i got go. bye ^^... Then i said thank you so much! your bad ass! and then he left... I dont know though there is THREE FUCKING REALMS THAT ARE ASIAN WTF!!!

[Saintofsouls]

YEA! CKY2K IM A TOTAL CKY FAN! YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE MP3 AS WELL! LOOK IT UP ON KAZAA SOME FUNNY SHIT!

[Adrenachrome]

i got all three of the cky vids i like cky3 and landspeed more than 2k though whats your fav?
i need to get pointus's shit though i heard its more sick than any of bam's shit

[Strider Fury]

Koreans are so silly. i had this Yun Park in my english class and all he ever did was calling the teacher fat. i had to agree with him though. she eats like a pig infront of everybody in class.

[Adrenachrome]

hahahahahhaha rofl ive had teachers like that we called her out too i raised my hand and asked her if she was hungry and offered her an oreo after she ate a bag of chips

[EvilSteven]

stupid koreans always like....

"HKPK GOGOGOGOOOGOOGOGO KTHX LAAAA ITAM PLZ NO PKPKPKPKGOGOOGO KTHX LAAAA~~~~" stupid koreans

[Adrenachrome]

by a korean in a cow game
make
make
make
make
make
make
make
make
make
make
who make cows/

all this while your getting leg

[Poopy Pants]

THEY HAVE SLANTED EYES AHHAHAHA

[Adrenachrome]

THEY HAVE SLANTED EYES AHHAHAHA
HAHA!,..........................:wierd:

[Strider Fury]

^^

[!King_Amazon!]

Just a bit of trivia, I'm fairly certain that this is the oldest thread in existance on Zelaron. I tried going to Thread #1 (and also Thread #0, if there were ever such a thing.)

[Vault Dweller]

leave koreans alone my best friend at school is korean i havent figured out if its a guy or a girl yet though ill tell when

This may be the best sans-punctuation quote I've ever seen.

[Kaneda]

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