View Full Version : What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Mantralord
2003-07-15, 11:00 PM
....Would you kill a guy?
zeal311
2003-07-16, 01:09 AM
No.
But I would have sex with a boa constrictor.
ViciousMilitia
2003-07-16, 01:11 AM
I would chop both your nut sacs off and feed them to my dog.
Jamesadin
2003-07-16, 10:13 AM
....Would you kill a guy?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Would you stand on one leg? -Sure!
Would you Bark like a dog?- Umm, I guess.. Ruff ruff!
Would...would...would you kill a man?- Umm..umm...BANG.
Medieval Bob
2003-07-16, 10:15 AM
I would chop both your nut sacs off and feed them to my dog.
both nut sacs...... wtf?
Mantralord
2003-07-16, 10:38 AM
both nut sacs...... wtf?
Agreed.
mightychicken
2003-07-16, 10:40 AM
....Would you kill a guy?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Would you stand on one leg? -Sure!
Would you Bark like a dog?- Umm, I guess.. Ruff ruff!
Would...would...would you kill a man?- Umm..umm...BANG.
awesome show :D
J_iceman
2003-07-16, 10:43 AM
stab someone in the neck 49 1/2 times !!!!
Hades-Knight
2003-07-16, 01:14 PM
I dont think they would have a neck after 15 stabs....
Those bars look so damn good...those damn comemrcials
RoboticSilence
2003-07-16, 02:18 PM
I would kill a puppy for a Klondike bar.
I would become ruler of the world for a Klondike bar.
RoboticSilence
2003-07-16, 02:21 PM
I would become ruler of the world for a Klondike bar.
I would defeat you for half of a Klondike bar.
I'll just give you half my klondike bar and exile you.
From the world. Like, send you to the moon. Yep.
`Insolence`
2003-07-16, 02:27 PM
I would read this thread.
J_iceman
2003-07-16, 04:28 PM
here's one......would you shave someone's ass for a.....
Shining Knights
2003-07-16, 08:57 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
EX-Mania
2003-07-16, 09:16 PM
i would go to the store to buy a klondyke bar.
Medieval Bob
2003-07-16, 09:37 PM
Hell ya. I'd prolly do that too... if I had to go there for somethin already.
ViciousMilitia
2003-07-16, 09:38 PM
I would take a shit on my computer screen and it would look better than this thread for a klondike bar.
RoboticSilence
2003-07-16, 11:15 PM
I'll just give you half my klondike bar and exile you.
From the world. Like, send you to the moon. Yep.
You forgot... the moon is under my control... it's a long story to tell because it doesn't exist and I don't want to make one up... anyway... being exiled to the moon wouldn't be so bad... since I made all those Klondike bar factories there. Also... my scientists are perfecting Klondike Bar Fusion Power and will soon drop a K-Bomb on Grav's empire.
`Insolence`
2003-07-16, 11:33 PM
K-bomb > all.
What about my empire, and my kitten bombs, ph33r.
Mantralord
2003-07-16, 11:43 PM
BEAM FUSION > QUAD-DESSEMATION BEAM > TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM > DOUBLE DEUCE > K-bomb.
`Insolence`
2003-07-17, 12:08 AM
Pshh, kitten bomb.. full of FEROCIOUS kittens, them bitches got long claws!
I'd like to see your beam fusion own that.
ViciousMilitia
2003-07-17, 12:25 AM
Richard simons bombs are what you people are going to need after all those klondike bars.
Just the way he said it, "RICHARD SIMONS BOMBS!" cracked me up, even though he still sucks.
ViciousMilitia
2003-07-17, 12:37 AM
luv you too grav
Hades-Knight
2003-07-17, 12:57 AM
I think that marine who was witht he 12 year old girl was made to do that by somebody who offered him a Klondike bar
ViciousMilitia
2003-07-17, 01:01 AM
I think that marine who was witht he 12 year old girl was made to do that by somebody who offered him a Klondike bar
Wiccan][V][asta
2003-07-17, 11:36 AM
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RoboticSilence
2003-07-17, 06:18 PM
My friend has that shirt in grey... he has a lot of funny ass shirts.
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