Periods

[ViciousMilitia]

Why are these things so annoying but such a relief?

[Grav]

Why is this a conspiracy? Should be moved to chat so I can spam it more.

[Hades-Knight]

Depends on what kind of period your talking about ~_~

[ViciousMilitia]

this is a conpiricy think about it.....the goverment did it.....you didn't here about eve bleeding out of her crotch

[Arbitus]

lmao. Yes I am starting to think it is a conspiracy, tell me more about this viciousmilitia....

[Hades-Knight]

Its just another way of God to make Man superior to woman

[Arbitus]

lmao I think that has a some truth in it.

[ViciousMilitia]

lol seriously all I know is that when that time of month rolls around I am the happiest man alive cause then I know I'm not a daddy! but it's all cause of the government

[Arbitus]

and the midget, dont forget him, hes goin through his period.

[RoboticSilence]

How do you know it's a relief?

[Arbitus]

dunno

[Kobogen]

this is a conpiricy think about it.....the goverment did it.....you didn't here about eve bleeding out of her crotch

Take another look at that bud. After she gave adam the forbidin fruit. god cast them out and said that now woman would have pain in child birth and all sorts of other things. I dont remember the passage word for word but its in there.

[Arbitus]

the government added that page...

[ViciousMilitia]

lol seriously.....anywho this is really stupidI don't know why I posted this in this section I realized that after I did it....so if someone would be kind enough to move it I would be very thankful. and next time I will look where I am posting shit.

[Arbitus]

lol, i almost pissed my self wen I saw this in conspericys

[DrowningOnAir]

At the beach there was a tampon floating in the water and some little kid thought it was a jellyfish...

They are horrible. So many commercials too, always on tv...

[NonGayMan]

At the beach there was a tampon floating in the water and some little kid thought it was a jellyfish...

They are horrible. So many commercials too, always on tv...

ROFL THATS SO FUNNY

[Hades-Knight]

Yeah fuckign tampoons.....there s a commercial of tampoons every 4minutes ..... i think using tampoons is freaky...=/

[Wiccan][V][asta]

*Moved to chat forum*

They're icky.

One of the reasons I don't trust women, is because I don't trust things that bleed for 5 days and don't die. o_O

[ViciousMilitia]

I personaly don't care what women use pad or tampon..it's there pussy. But I know this much if guys had periods they would compare the sizes of there tampons!

[Adrenachrome]

That was a stupid comment VM.

I like my females to use tampons, I can't stand the idea of a pad..... just sitting there in it............. marinating......ugk

[ViciousMilitia]

"That was a stupid comment VM".....W.....T....F!.....like i care about anyones opinion.

[Xenn]

[V][asta"]*Moved to chat forum*


One of the reasons I don't trust women, is because I don't trust things that bleed for 5 days and don't die. o_O

*cough* South Park *cough*

[ViciousMilitia]

[V][asta"]*Moved to chat forum*


One of the reasons I don't trust women, is because I don't trust things that bleed for 5 days and don't die. o_O

*cough* South Park *cough*

I was gonna say the same thing:aww:

[badboy]

Step 1 instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns, or your a buns hole. Step 2 instead of shit say poo, like bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold. Step 3 on bitch drop the t, cause bich is latin for generousity. Step 4 don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just say the word m-kay.

[DrowningOnAir]

*cough* South Park *cough*

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Eddie_Perez]

Step 1 instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns, or your a buns hole. Step 2 instead of shit say poo, like bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold. Step 3 on bitch drop the t, cause bich is latin for generousity. Step 4 don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just say the word m-kay.


:nerd:

[Raziel]

..... just sitting there in it............. marinating

That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.

[Eddie_Perez]

Yes... it is. Makes you wanna... not read it again.

[Raziel]

I keep trying not to, but it's tough. It's like passing a really bad car wreck on the freeway...and stepping out of your car to get a closer view...and then urinating on the incapacitated victims. I just can't help myself.

[Eddie_Perez]

I now understand your sig...

[Silverjinx18]

I don't know why you said anything about it being a relief...it's one of the worst things I've encountered in my life!!! Summer is the worst part...all you want to do is curl up in a ball on your bed and die...or at least throw it up and let it all be over with...but noooooo Eve had to eat the damn fruit and make me feel this way!!! grrrrr fuck you bitch!!!

[ViciousMilitia]

I don't know why you said anything about it being a relief...it's one of the worst things I've encountered in my life!!! Summer is the worst part...all you want to do is curl up in a ball on your bed and die...or at least throw it up and let it all be over with...but noooooo Eve had to eat the damn fruit and make me feel this way!!! grrrrr fuck you bitch!!!
It's a relief because I know that my girlfriend isn't pregnant....sorry she's not on any kind of BC.

[InvaderJon]

I like my females to use tampons, I can't stand the idea of a pad..... just sitting there in it............. marinating......ugk

I'd rather them wear a pad then stick a long, hard rod up their pussy. o_O

Step 1 instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns, or your a buns hole. Step 2 instead of shit say poo, like bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold. Step 3 on bitch drop the t, cause bich is latin for generousity. Step 4 don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just say the word m-kay.

Well, M-KAY YOU! :p

[Medieval Bob]

*taps foot and sings the song* Southpark so fucking owns my ass.

[ViciousMilitia]

I'd rather them wear a pad then stick a long, hard rod up their pussy.

it's just the applicator that is hard there cheif;)

[Medieval Bob]

Aren't you the expert?

[ViciousMilitia]

I know you are but what am I?

[Medieval Bob]

Um... I'm rubber you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

[ViciousMilitia]

LOL!! knock knock!

[Medieval Bob]

Who'S TherE!?!?

[ViciousMilitia]

Boo!

[Eddie_Perez]

pwnd.

[Medieval Bob]

No cuz it bounced back.

[Eddie_Perez]

Oh!!!! Dnwp

[Strider Fury]

gogo power rangers!

[Eddie_Perez]

Its mighty morphin power rangers n00b!

[ViciousMilitia]

I need to get eddie a buttplug so he will shut up.

[Anime-Otaku]

ok i read like 1 post .. im gona say one thing bout periods (i love dis quote):
"I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die."
-southpark

[ViciousMilitia]

Yes, yes, we all do....but good job.*pats head*