View Full Version : If your plane was about to go down...
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-19, 05:14 PM
What would you do?
I would probably strangle some strange annoying kid. Like a white boy dressing up like a "Oak Town Nigga", one who thinks he's all big bad shit.
Wouldn't you? I mean, the plane is either going down and you're going to die anyway, or the plane is going to go down and mostly everyone is going to die and be buried in the ocean or in a crater so they'd never find out because all the bodies will look like they were murdered... Even if you were to survive, you'd get away with it.
Or some stock broker-type guy... They annoy me.
Kuja`s #1
2003-06-19, 05:17 PM
I'd piss myself.
!King_Amazon!
2003-06-19, 05:18 PM
I'd piss on the person next to me.
Kuja`s #1
2003-06-19, 05:22 PM
Sick. Or, maybe I'd throw up. Or hell, maybe I'd go insane and kill everyone so we wouldn't die a painful death. God, how does anyone know this shit?
Mantralord
2003-06-19, 05:22 PM
I'd simply fire a TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM, thus blowing out a section of the hull, then fly away.
Kuja`s #1
2003-06-19, 05:30 PM
I want super powers. Let's see, first I'd use Firega to burn a hole in the hull. Second, I'd steal all the alcohol to sell to teens. Third, I guess I'd fly away.
Mantralord
2003-06-19, 05:33 PM
I want super powers. Let's see, first I'd use Firega to burn a hole in the hull. Second, I'd steal all the alcohol to sell to teens. Third, I guess I'd fly away.
Now youre thinking like mantralord!
Kuja`s #1
2003-06-19, 05:36 PM
So Mantralord, who would you save on the plane (zel members)
Mantralord
2003-06-19, 06:13 PM
I would definetly save....hmm...DaFrigginDoctah, Hellmonkeys, Chruser, Someone else, someone else....Adrenachrome, TacoX, ...Shinto Katana, someone....Wiccan]a#34s\asta, Gsus, and Ive lost track now.
tacoX
2003-06-19, 06:14 PM
Id actually NOT murder someone, because Id like to go to heaven.
Although Id prlly OD on heroine or something... have a great feeling b/4 u die.
I dont know how id get it tho..... >_>
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-19, 07:16 PM
This was actually an outrage thread, I wanted to see if anyone would get my subtle / vague hints at it. I am fucking pissed off at all these new "Blockbusters" coming out that are really cheap knock-offs of older or original movies, hence I made a cheap knock-off of a older / original thread. w00teh
Anyway, I'd still kill someone.
Eddie_Perez
2003-06-19, 08:02 PM
Wow, we all must be some kind of idiots, that was such a BIG hint, to miss is just unbelievable...
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-19, 08:12 PM
I never called anyone an idiot, at least not having to do with anything pertaining to this thread. Also I did say that the hint was very subtle / vague. You, however, I have no problem calling an idiot, at least not after that post.
Mantralord
2003-06-19, 09:21 PM
DFD pwn.
Medieval Bob
2003-06-19, 09:48 PM
I wouldn't kill anybody... I would hope that anyone who believes in an afterlife would also refrain from spontaneously murdering some random person as well. No, I'm not making this a religious thread. That's just why I wouldn't kill anyone.
badboy
2003-06-19, 10:37 PM
I would probably make love to all the hot women on board the plane, at the same time.
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-19, 10:54 PM
You must be really fast Badboy.
zagggon
2003-06-19, 11:13 PM
i would eat all the peanuts that they hide for 1st class!
Ganga
2003-06-19, 11:57 PM
I will go run to pilot room and knock the pilots out, and try to fly the plane lol. I would just push everybutton see what they do :)
I would make the big jump.
When your falling. You can try flying :killgrin:
Raziel
2003-06-20, 05:23 AM
i would eat all the peanuts that they hide for 1st class!
I feel filthy for saying this, but that was actually pretty amusing.
I would light up & have a smoke & if the Air hostess came & said " you must put that out or you will get a fine "
i'd say " Bill me twice cos if we make it through this im gonna have another!! & if we don't who gives a crap!! "
EX-Mania
2003-06-20, 08:11 AM
I would find a hard surface and constantly hit my head on it until i pass out so i don't have to feel the vertigo in my stomach all the way down which could be minutes.. and who cares if it hurts! ur ognna be dead!
Jamesadin
2003-06-20, 08:27 AM
I would steal the parachute from DFD, then when I jumped out of the plane, realize that it was filled with pots and pans, becuase he saw this coming 3 months before the plane actually took off.
Damn you DFD, always out-thinking me! ;)
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-20, 09:47 AM
It's part of my Dutch heritage.
Doofus_AW
2003-06-20, 10:07 AM
I`d pad myself with all of the fat people on board, and hope for the best.
Hmm. I'd go to the toilet in the top of the plane, assuming I could get there with the plane being angled, then I'd just take a shit there, because that's probably the only thing in the world I would never do. Disgusting plane toilets.
Ganga
2003-06-20, 11:46 AM
errrrrrrrrrrrrr, when the plane crash, you going have shits all over you.... and you can still feel them.
Ganga
2003-06-20, 11:50 AM
Ya but burrie with shits... You are very unique person....
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