Colt 45

[NonGayMan]

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
be beat me to the right
the motherfucker beat my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of water
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'd brought some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned into a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

[zagggon]

thats alot of typing

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Nigga wha!

[Titusfied]

He probably just copied and pasted lyrics from a website...

[Jamesadin]

I have shot a colt .45. Fretty fun, not an insane amount of recoil.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

.45's are cool, .38's are fun as well. I don't much like six-shooters (revolvers) so I prefer the big D pistol. ;)

[Jamesadin]

Ever shot a Desert Eagle .44 magnum? That thing scares me when I shoot it. :O

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Of course I have.

[Jamesadin]

Jeez, I am happy becuase on monday I finally get to shoot an M-16 and.... I forget the other one. :P

[DaFrigginDoctah]

.50 cal? :P

[J_iceman]

yes the .50 A.E is the biggest shot i ever tried from a D,E...you know whats even bigger that the 50???? its the 4570 !!!! dude that piece is like a freakin canon!! its only on a revolver, you cant even open it up like a regular revolver, you have to put one one round at a time !!

my brother bought a desert eagle for 1500 and got the interchangable barrel for another 400, right now you can buy a desert eagle pluse the interchangable 38, 44 AND 50 PLUSE the extended barrals so a total of 6 barrals and the gun for ONLY 3 grand not bad, i'm planning to get one this summer.

i got a barreta 40 cal and a glock 21 945 CAL.) with the lazer (an extra 400 bucks because its an internal lazer....tight ass i must say, i also go to sleep easier knowing its under my pillow) i also have a 45 cal. proffetional something, i dont use that ofter because its a "be-sach" trying to clean that piece....i also have a shotgun and a rifle, my rifle i adore, 308 clip, witch i bought for 1200 a beautiful thing i must say

[Randuin]

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[`Insolence`]

Hrmm, I think my dad has a 357 or something along those lings, magnum revolver. Ive never seen it, but my mom pointed out a gun at a pawn shop (about a foot long and probably weighed like 10 god damn pounds) she said thats what my dads gun looks like.

[DrowningOnAir]

my friends dad has somthing that looks along the lines of an uzi....saw him cleaning it one time...

[Adrenachrome]

Desert Eagles are loud and scary, butyou can't hit a gotdamn thing.

[J_iceman]

Desert Eagles are loud and scary, butyou can't hit a gotdamn thing.

actually the d.e is known for haveing TWO, one in each hand, yes thay are powerfull but THAY are ALSO known for being accurate 100+ yards!! thats the reasom why thay also come in longer barrels

i tried it and i was able to shoot the target 3 times in a row, (right before my hand felt dislocated)

[Adrenachrome]

Straight Up Lies, I know several people that own them we go to the range all the time, Two Marines and one Navy guy.

No one can hit anything over ten yards thats it, anything over ten yards you have like a 1/10 chance of hitting it.

[J_iceman]

it actually works , what shooting range YOU go to ?? i'll show you using the 50 a.e.