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DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-05, 11:13 AM
What is your girl's preference? My girl likes Trojan Lubricated Ultra-Ribbed "For Her Pleasure".
Just curious, and extremely bored...

Oh yeah, and sometimes when she gives oral she likes to use flavored condoms, she likes the fruit-flavored ones, especially, watermelon.

As for me, I could really care less what condom I use, ribbed, non-ribbed, black, red, bla bla bla.

Hades-Knight
2003-06-05, 12:09 PM
Oh im sure of it.

Mantralord
2003-06-05, 05:09 PM
Well, since you want my sister to give you oral sex with chocolate flavored condoms...

DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-05, 05:13 PM
Nah, your sister is only 15. I just like fucking with her head on AIM and seeing how long it takes her to block me.

EX-Mania
2003-06-05, 05:15 PM
I wish they made Trojan HIS pleasure.. but... i guess for now its trojan her pleasure lol

tacoX
2003-06-05, 05:25 PM
I wish they made Trojan HIS pleasure.. but... i guess for now its trojan her pleasure lol

Affirmative ^_^.

Raziel
2003-06-05, 06:44 PM
Ha! That was actually pretty good, Ex.

I've got moral issues with premarital intercourse. That and it's just too risky. Unwanted pregnancy, STDs and a girlfriend's violent father are more than enough to keep my dick out of there until I'm hitched.

uncapped
2003-06-05, 06:49 PM
Ha! That was actually pretty good, Ex.

I've got moral issues with premarital intercourse. That and it's just too risky. Unwanted pregnancy, STDs and a girlfriend's violent father are more than enough to keep my dick out of there until I'm hitched.

Not me. :)

Adrenachrome
2003-06-05, 06:50 PM
Raw dawg.

NonGayMan
2003-06-05, 06:58 PM
Ruff Ryders

Hades-Knight
2003-06-05, 07:03 PM
The best way to prevent unwated pergnacy is to use condom + have the ho use anti preganacy pills

Mantralord
2003-06-05, 08:18 PM
The best way to prevent pregnancy is abstinence.

Hmm..sounds like something a black reverend would say...

Grav
2003-06-05, 08:28 PM
Ruff Ryders

http://www.bartleby.com/51/19.gif

A militia created by Teddy Roosevelt, the Rough Riders were the first regiment to enter into the Spanish-American war, and Roosevelt was crowned a hero when they returned victorious.

http://www.bartleby.com/51/11.gif



http://www.theodore-roosevelt.com/osprey.jpg

The following is a point-by-point account of the Charge up San Juan Hill.
The numbers on the description below correspond to the numbers on the map above.

Medieval Bob
2003-06-05, 08:28 PM
Rgr Raz
No pref here b'cuz no use.

And yes, I would definately agree that Roosevelt is a good method of contraception.

Eddie_Perez
2003-06-06, 12:55 AM
Question, why would you use condoms for oral?

Medieval Bob
2003-06-06, 08:38 AM
Answer, herpes.

Doofus_AW
2003-06-06, 11:35 AM
The only unwanted pregnancy I have been involved with was due to a broken condom. Hate em, dont use them. Girlfriends on the pill.

Strider Fury
2003-06-06, 04:27 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

Senesia
2003-06-06, 04:33 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

That's not very nice...

Eddie_Perez
2003-06-06, 05:52 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.


:haha:

Hades-Knight
2003-06-06, 07:18 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-06, 09:51 PM
Question, why would you use condoms for oral?
She says 'they' taste disgusting and only will do it occasionally without a flavored condom. For those virgin eyes out there, a vagina's taste is the most disgusting thing on the Earth, that ever was and ever will be. So, I just take her word for it that our 'part' is rather foul tasting as well.

No Bob, I do not have Herpes. ;)

P.S. I cannot believe not even one person has replied with their favorite / their girl's favorite!

Grav
2003-06-06, 09:54 PM
Uhm.. believe it. You're on Zelaron. The only guy we know has a GF around here is like, Bob. And he's devout Christian, or something.

!King_Amazon!
2003-06-06, 09:54 PM
I've never had the need to use one.

Grav
2003-06-06, 09:55 PM
This one's for K-A!!

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/gravitonsurge/hitlertime.gif

DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-06, 10:01 PM
Poor lil' !K_A!...

Medieval Bob
2003-06-06, 11:22 PM
Uhm.. believe it. You're on Zelaron. The only guy we know has a GF around here is like, Bob. And he's devout Christian, or something.

/me reads that several times and assumes Grav is saying that with a Beavis & Butthead voice.

I wanted about 10 episodes yesterday that I dl'd from Kazaa. pwn.

Raziel
2003-06-07, 05:33 AM
Whoa, Hitler! Break it down!!

!King_Amazon!
2003-06-07, 09:51 AM
If you're gonna show sympathy to me, you should show it to the other thousands of virgins on this board.

DaFrigginDoctah
2003-06-07, 11:00 AM
No, just you will do fine.

!King_Amazon!
2003-06-07, 12:13 PM
kthx.

Raziel
2003-06-07, 08:29 PM
I can't stop watching that Hitler dance! It's mesmerizing!

Strider Fury
2003-06-09, 12:22 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

its the way that was meant to be done baby. did you think that they had condoms thousands of years ago? I think not.

badboy
2003-06-09, 06:19 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

its the way that was meant to be done baby. did you think that they had condoms thousands of years ago? I think not.

If something works, it was ment to.

zagggon
2003-06-09, 10:50 PM
agreed

slaynish
2003-06-13, 10:17 AM
i had sex whtn i was 3

slaynish
2003-06-13, 10:17 AM
her name was megan yes it was a one dayer when the babysitter caught me and i never came back

Doofus_AW
2003-06-13, 11:41 AM
i had sex whtn i was 3

Playing with your lil wee wee is not sex.......


And For the love of GOD learn to spell :rolleyes:

slaynish
2003-06-13, 11:44 AM
nigga plz i did that on purpose you overenjoyed twit

Tai
2003-06-13, 04:57 PM
Oh wait that's slaynish. N/m he's stupid. Not that it's any concern but I think your diet affects your part's "taste". For example vegetarians are supposed to taste like sugar because of chemicals in the food. But definately no condom, but also definately the pill. Of course its also a good idea (a little bit more risky) to go with the times of her periods. If you hit it right almost 0% chance of pregnancy, no pill no condom needed. It's a little hard if her periods are wierd though. The pill also affects sexual interest after too much usage, which is definately a bad thing.

badboy
2003-06-13, 10:57 PM
Which means to more poon tang ! Holy crap !

zagggon
2003-06-14, 05:36 PM
pootie tang is funny!

slaynish
2003-06-15, 09:23 AM
girl please,im jussa wigga in the hizzood?

Ganga
2003-06-15, 11:26 PM
i had sex whtn i was 3

Playing with your lil wee wee is not sex.......


And For the love of GOD learn to spell :rolleyes:


:haha: :haha:

J_iceman
2003-07-14, 04:18 PM
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

dude that was funny, a hit and run :)

ViciousMilitia
2003-07-14, 05:36 PM
Spermicide right here Trojan........P.S. flavored condoms are for when guys fuck girls then go down and eat them out...

Eddie_Perez
2003-07-14, 05:51 PM
BuMpBuMp bUmP pmUB

kaimana
2003-07-15, 06:52 PM
P.S. flavored condoms are for when guys fuck girls then go down and eat them out...

Never heard that one before..pretty clever though, I know I do not envy guys that action...

As for me...I really hate the pill, it tends to make me even MORE moody at "that time"...and I gained weight on that thing like no other. Like 15+ pounds. Water weight my ass.

The calendar method is good, if you know your body..which I do, so it's all good...but regular STI/STD checks are a must, and if I don't know the guy so well, condoms are the only option... No glove, no love ;)

ViciousMilitia
2003-07-15, 07:15 PM
Or you just don't give it up to any guy that comes along, If you don't spread like peanut butter and you stick to one person then you have nothing to worry about.

J_iceman
2003-07-16, 10:34 AM
i would of thought condoms are for only doing anal, you dont want crap on your tool do you???