Preferred breast / ass size? (Shallow thread)

[DaFrigginDoctah]

For me, I prefer a 36C+, my currect girlfriend is a 38C(Though she should be in D, she just likes her bras pretty tight because she is a cross-country runner & in the Navy), and I require a pretty big ass without over-doing it. Bubble butts > White girl butts
I'm not really massly shallow, I just thought this may be a fun topic of discussion.

And girls, replace breast size with penis size.

[tacoX]

Breast: C
Ass: Tight, White-girl ass

[Gsus]

breast: c +
ass: nice sized no flat asses for Gsus

[badboy]

And girls, replace breast size with penis size.

Lol, I'm not a girl but I can tell thats important to you.

[Strider Fury]

I prefer big boobs and tight asses, all in that order.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

And girls, replace breast size with penis size.

Lol, I'm not a girl but I can tell thats important to you.
Oh yes, I am such a homosexual. Thank you for pointing that out, I may never of known. Your powers of deduction and decoding astound me!
Dumbass.

I am so gay, that when me and my girlfriend had sex 3-4 times a day and foreplay'd 4-5 times a day, it meant nothing at all to me, in fact, I dreaded it! (When I was on vacation --my 18th bday was May 16th-- for a couple weeks with her.)

I included that so this wouldn't be a one-sided thread, for only males, and so that the female members could participate if they wanted to.
If you want to be a moron and flame for reasons that don't exist, or that you create in your perverted mind, go to the flame forum. This was a legit thread, a little spam perhaps, but that's what the Chat Forum is for, until you had to come in here with your adolescent behavior.
Answer the questions or don't post in this thread.
-Thank you.

[Titusfied]

Well, I don't really discriminate or judge when it comes to physical appearances, but obviously, I would prefer big ole titties and a nice ass. Not too big, not too bony, just right.

Honestly, I don't want tits too big, because then they tend to sag, so I am more of a big B cup man, or small C cup. A nice handful. D's are fun, but only for a one nighter to me.

Right now, I'm single, and loving it. T n' A is great!

[badboy]

And girls, replace breast size with penis size.

Lol, I'm not a girl but I can tell thats important to you.
Oh yes, I am such a homosexual. Thank you for pointing that out, I may never of known. Your powers of deduction and decoding astound me!
Dumbass.

I am so gay, that when me and my girlfriend had sex 3-4 times a day and foreplay'd 4-5 times a day, it meant nothing at all to me, in fact, I dreaded it! (When I was on vacation --my 18th bday was May 16th-- for a couple weeks with her.)

I included that so this wouldn't be a one-sided thread, for only males, and so that the female members could participate if they wanted to.
If you want to be a moron and flame for reasons that don't exist, or that you create in your perverted mind, go to the flame forum. This was a legit thread, a little spam perhaps, but that's what the Chat Forum is for, until you had to come in here with your adolescent behavior.
Answer the questions or don't post in this thread.
-Thank you.

Uh, you flaming homosexual, did I say anything about gayness. I ment it in a penis-envy way which you must not understand cause you seem to be like 12 years old.

[Titusfied]

Well, if you meant it in terms of "Penis-Envy", as you so gayly put it, then I think he was very justified with getting pissed at you referring to him in a homosexual context.

Man, I don't even think your dumbass understood yourself. Please skin your face with nailclippers. Go away.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Uh, you flaming homosexual, did I say anything about gayness. I ment it in a penis-envy way which you must not understand cause you seem to be like 12 years old.

Refer to my previous post please, I know it may be hard, but I think you can read through it at least once. Then remember what it says before posting again.

I hope this topic can be salvaged and someone replies with their preferences to get things rolling again.

[Demosthenes]

big boobs...nice round ass is nice. Personally though for me u have 2 have a nice face though...ugly faced girls i dont think would turn me on even if they had big ol boobs and a perfect ass.

[Titusfied]

Just put a bag over the heads...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

(A paper bag.)

[Titusfied]

Or you can just go Marilyn Monroe style, use a plastic bag, suffocate her, and fuck the corpse....

That was pretty bad taste, I know, but I couldn't resist...

[badboy]

See, everytime someone says shit to me someone backs them up, but when I barely say shit to anyone else they get the fucking pissed off like a fucking bull getting riddin up his balls. Is that what everyones sole purpose is ? To treat other people like shit.

[Penny_Bags]

Nice full firm ass, no saggy nasty asses, and for breasts, lets just stick with a handful, real ones of course

[Silverjinx18]

*Medieval Bob didn't notice his girlfriend was still logged on to his comp*

OOPS

[Medieval Bob]

Honestly, I don't want tits too big, because then they tend to sag, so I am more of a big B cup man, or small C cup. A nice handful.

Power to ya. Any more than a handfull is too much.

[Medieval Bob]

Omfg... Stuff is so fucking up on me...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Omfg... Stuff is so fucking up on me...
Ugh... Right... ?
Anyway..... -_-;

My girl's size is perfect, it is a handful with some room to spare for some playing / room to leave a hater-mark. ^.^'
And they don't sag... I'll have some pictures(clothed) in a few days of me and her, you can judge for yourself.

[Titusfied]

Don't post pics, unless you don't care if 12 year olds try to jerk off to her. ;)

[Eddie_Perez]

*looks in slaynish's direction...* :haha:

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Don't post pics, unless you don't care if 12 year olds try to jerk off to her. ;)
Well, I forgot that in those pics we're only in boxers and she's in a tank top... Since they were taken very early in the morning before I dropped her off at home and I left to go back to Nevada. So I decided against posting her pictures.

[Medieval Bob]

Ugh... Right... ?


Well I got on after Silver left my house and posted on another thread. Then I posted on this one and noticed it was logged on her account. So I edited the post I just made (here) and logged off to post as myself.

Then I remembered I had also posted in the uh.. post a picture thread as Silver. Well I tried to click back a few times to just change the post. Obviously that doesn't work, but I figured I'd give it a try. Instead, it posted again as me just under one of mine. *Look above for example*

Anyyhow. Fuxit.