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Weird Story I heard
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Posted 2007-07-31, 10:28 AM
This one guy told me that if I shaved my nuts I'd have a boosted libido. What the fuck?
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Posted 2007-07-31, 10:36 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post "Weird Story I heard"
If you shave your nuts, you wind up with itchy, razorburned nuts. If that's what makes you hard, then by all means, go for it. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 10:38 AM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "If you shave your nuts, you wind up..."
Well, I have done it before and I felt free like an eagle. But I did not know that it did that. Maybe I should shave all my body hair.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 10:43 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Well, I have done it before and I felt..."
I've heard that if you shave your armpits, you have fewer problems with excessive pit sweat. I guess I believe it, but don't plan on testing the theory anytime soon.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 10:44 AM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "I've heard that if you shave your..."
Don't try shaving your ass then...
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Posted 2007-07-31, 11:03 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Don't try shaving your ass then..."
I remember someone posted about that a couple of years ago... some fella tried it and suffered weeks of sweaty arse-cheeks rubbing against each other.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 11:04 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I remember someone posted about that a..."
I'm proud to be hairy. I've had a happy trail since I was in 8th grade, no joke.

HAIR = MAN.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 12:11 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I remember someone posted about that a..."
Probably kaneda haha, he's hairy :/. so is austyn :/:/.

I shave my armpits and I don't sweat excessively.
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-07-31, 01:29 PM in reply to klo's post starting "Probably kaneda haha, he's hairy :/. so..."
What else do you shave, baby?

(sorry.. couldn't resist - IM BORED DAMNIT)
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Posted 2007-07-31, 02:22 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "What else do you shave, baby? ..."
I shaved my hairy economy size package today.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 04:20 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "What else do you shave, baby? ..."
haha, im considering waxing...
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-07-31, 04:21 PM in reply to klo's post starting "haha, im considering waxing..."
Put some nair down there.














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Posted 2007-07-31, 04:22 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Put some nair down there."
Chemical burns on the crotch rock.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 04:46 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Chemical burns on the crotch rock."
Shave your nuts and rub calamine lotion in a smooth counter-clockwise manner. It'll all work out eventually.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 04:46 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Chemical burns on the crotch rock."
Mhmmm.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 05:30 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Chemical burns on the crotch rock."
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Chemical burns on the crotch rock.
Haha, I guess you've experienced it first hand? You can shave down there, just be careful about it, use a women's leg shaver and you won't get rash.














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Posted 2007-07-31, 05:34 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Haha, I guess you've experienced it..."
No, but I can imagine it would suck.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 06:05 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I remember someone posted about that a..."
Actually, the complaint was about the sandpaper-texture from the stubble, IIRC.

Shaving areas that rub or bear weight=lasting pain; I'd much rather go with the temporary pain of waxing.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 08:04 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "Actually, the complaint was about the..."
Only porn stars and perhaps some women should feel the need to shave their genitals. nuff said. Trimming should probably be mandatory though.
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Posted 2007-07-31, 08:35 PM in reply to timmay1113's post starting "Only porn stars and perhaps some women..."
I feel cleaner than shit and I shave my nuts. It makes me feel masculine.
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