I need something

I need a good triple entendre for tommorow. Preferably something that ISN'T dirty, but if it's really good it will work.

If you don't know what a triple entendre is, it's just a double entendre with a third meaning

What's a double entendre? French ice cream?

Oh, nevermind. Apparently it's an ambiguity with one interpretation that is indelicate.

That sure answers everything.

If it ain't dirty then all you're really looking for is a good pun. Though whether you can find a pun with three meanings...logically you will be able to, but where is the question.

I wonder what the record for "the number of meanings a pun has" is.

What exactly is it for?

Nevermind...

It was because the mob said if I could come up with one, I could keep my legs.

Oh well...

*wheels away*