World Record Thread

Oh... OK, then.

Wigan is a town in the area that I live. They have their own football team (as does every town), and a couple of years ago they shocked everyone by getting into the Premiership.

"Wiganers" or people from Wigan.

I do get it now

Gib mir essen.

Gib mir essen.

What do you want food for?

Eating?

For eating. I don't have a food fetish thing :/

It takes a sloth two weeks to digest the food it eats

But I hate sloths.

Well that's your problem, I'm afraid. Don't you go trying to palm it off onto us!

I bet it would suck to get digested by a sloth.

At least you'd have time to plan your escape.

How would one get oneself eaten by a sloth, anyway?

Bit of white wine sauce under the arms, piece of chicken strapped to the chest, jumping around in front of it chanting, "Mmmm! Tasty food! Eat me!"?

It would have to be a bit sloth to swallow you whole.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

...furry vore.

Goddammit, I hate myself.

*poke poke*

*pops* See what you did jess?
I hope your happy now!

I didn't poke you. Why the fuck would I even consider poking you?

It wasn't me you were poking......

No, it wasn't.

Do you WANT to know what you were poking?
or would you rather prefer finding out in horror?

I know what I was poking. I was poking Kagom. Frightening as that is to some, not so much for me.