I have a problem

I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.

I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.

Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.

I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.

Well there's some cows in the field over yonder.

I suppose I could go a cow-hustling, fly 'em over the pond, and train them to seek you out whenever you have a craving for milk. I'll need to train the milking maids too.

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?

HAHAHAHA.

"Mornin Niggars!"

lol. That was a funny sketch, for sure.

Maybe if you'd quite chugging milk you wouldn't be so fat, fatty.

I drink milk all the time

it's skim milk

but thats not the point

i didnt know milk makes you fat

Get a minifridge.

Fat. Just tooo fat.

I drink milk all the time it's skim milk but thats not the point i didnt know milk makes you fat

you fat too buddy

Milk doesn't, drinking tons of it and not doing anything well. Just as drinking milk/soft drinks/tea etc. leaves you more prone to getting kidney stones (if you don't drink a good ammount of water too.)

i think a certain grav is too lazy to get the milk or just bored enough to write this post.

Can you suck it through the screen?

I've got a glass like that...

Settee, Footy match on the TV in the corner, and a Minifridge full of milk. A man's best friends.

I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge. I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS. Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized. I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.

Smoke rock nigga?

......

And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!

Haha. You must have been super stoned to come up with that.

You could get a cooler full of dry ice and store the milk in that for later.

How about a cooler full of ice milk cubes?