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Joke of the Day: 2
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Posted 2002-04-22, 09:57 AM
A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you—I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," says the genie, "it’s the least I could do. And you, ma’am, what do you want?"

"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either."

The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replies.

"And he still believes in genies?"
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Posted 2002-04-22, 10:01 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
Excellent.

Pure genius.

I give it 5 stars.

Keep up the good work...you should get some gold for this one.



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Posted 2002-04-22, 10:02 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
lol
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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:01 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
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lol
Nice first impression...

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Enough said. Even though it IS the spamming forum...

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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:27 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
lol funny stuff


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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:30 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
Actually...reading that joke give me an idea...

*Buys a house next to a golf course*

My plan is in action...



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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:38 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
*goes to play some golf*
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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:14 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
Hopefully you are golfing with a hot wife, Absolut.

Otherwise, get the **** off my golf course.



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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:16 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
Ahahahahaha... that's great.

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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:24 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
absolut? wife? naahhhhh


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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:36 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
very funny hey my uncle lifes by a golf course I should stay over there sometime and see wut happens
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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:44 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
Darn your uncle.

He probably pulls that gag at least once a week.

Lucky bastard.



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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:51 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day: 2"
lol


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