Some muffins SUCK.

I don't know why, but some muffins are just consistently SHIT. One bakery/store/brand can have dozens of delicious varieties of muffins, but without fail one type of muffin will just be the shittiest stalest most dry sandy vagina muffin you will ever come across. Who buys those? I want to blow up the kitchen/factory/corporation so as to prevent the further proliferation of humanities worst flour-based tragedy. FUCK shitty muffins.

Do you know the muffin man
The muffin man the muffin man
Do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Drury lane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06j1m92rRAo

Fix it.

I agree.
You have to bake them yourself to be sure that they are not made of.. sand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06j1m92rRAo Fix it.

Do you know the muffin tree
The muffin tree the muffin tree
Do you know the muffin tree
That's planted on Drury Lane

muffin top?

She would be far more attractive if she wore pants that actually fit her.

I know, it's sad. She's not even that fat but the fact she's trying to squeeze into a size (whatever) when she's really a size 2-3 bigger. Women, rofl

This one girl in my class has these pants that look like she painted them on her! It was so weird!
But she's really pretty, though. As for the girl above, I don't see what's wrong with her pants... I just think she needs a longer shirt...