The Bad Advice Game

Solution: Buy new cells phones as they run out of batteries.

Problem: I have to fly on a plane for 10 hours and 20 minutes tomorrow.

Solution: Throw your voice and yell out "HE'S GOT A BOMB!". That should make it interesting.

Problem: My four day weekend is almost up...

Solution: Don't show up for work. The next day show up and tell your boss you thought it was a five day weekend.

Problem: My brother is in Afghanistan

Send a nuke over there

Problem: I need to buy a car

Solution: here, let me help.

Problem: I'm bored.

Play tic-tac-toe with a razor and your wrist.

I have no more problems.

Solution: Go on 4chan.

Problem: Why wrist hurts...

Solution: Cut your wrists with a dull knife

Problem: I have to watch my 1-year-old nephew for another half-hour.

Solution: Tie him to a chair.

Problem: My wrist is bleeding, and the only dull knife was rusty.

Solution: Hurry up and die.

Problem: My right arm feels funny. I can hardly lift it without having to actually put effort into it.

Solution: Stop all the masterbation.

Problem: I have a computer virus that's spreading to every place I go.

Solution: Go to www.FBI.gov and submit the file.


Problem: Every time I post a thread with any females in it, WW goes off the deep end.

Solution: stop posting pr0nz.

Problem: I sent a message to the FBI and they believe I may be a registered sex offender.

Solution: Become a registered sex offender. That'll throw them off.

Problem: Constipated.

Solution: Just like any good mathematician, work it out with a pencil.


Problem: It burns when I piss.

Solution: Try using a cuetip.

Problem: I'm being yelled at by the crazy lady next door for sexually harassing her.

Sexually harass her so that she's no longer crazy.


Problem: My xbox has red-ringed.

Solution: Fill the old Xbox case with plastic explosives and mail it to the Microsoft headquarters, they'll be in for a big suprise when your timelapsed package arrives ontime and delivers an explosive ovation.


Problem: Skurai makes my head want to explode.

Solution: Go back in time and deliver a pill to the you which is about to for forward in time to the point in which you are the you which goes back in time and have the you from the past deliver the medicine to the you fromt he future which is the you that is you.

Problem: I'm trying to sell Candy, and don't know where to start.

Solution: Find your local red light district. I'm sure there's a pimp there who can take her off your hands.


Problem: The backup power supply in our computer room keeps emitting a shrill tone.