I've been looking into the airforce... have them pay my college and shit. But the only way I'll go into combat on a jet is with invulnerability cheat code enabled.
Right....I'm going to be pissed in 5 years when I found out someone has started all my business because of stupid mistake I made in a gaming forum...
1. I'm going to start an advertising business like no one has ever heard of. It's going to be called "Bum Advertising" I'm going to contract out homeless people to business and have them advertise for them...Ex: Holding signs(all day) going around to appartments and slipping pamplets under the door ect...
2. I'm going to start an extremely contraversial bumpersticker buisness...The kind where when people drive by you the try and run you off the road...
3. I'm going to do a city wide delivery business...Because basically only pizza places and some chinese restaurants deliver...People will call me and I'll deliver anything...groceries...other fast foods...alcohol to minors ect...
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Nope, being the slacker KING has its responsabilities!!!! DAHAHAHA I TRICKED YOU SEE???? Now you have to pay all the slackers a steady paycheck!!!!! 0mg pwnd!
Im going to the army, I was thinking about the Air zForce because I've wanted to be a pilot all my life but I dont think I could make it, i was watching Discovery Wings the other day they were showing how pilots are picked, like only 20 of 2000 people who sign up to be pilots make it, because of all requirements and shit.
Im going to the army, I was thinking about the Air zForce because I've wanted to be a pilot all my life but I dont think I could make it, i was watching Discovery Wings the other day they were showing how pilots are picked, like only 20 of 2000 people who sign up to be pilots make it, because of all requirements and shit.
Same... but no way I'm joining army. pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFttttttt.
I'll probably join the marines and become an MP or something, then leave after 20 years and get my full retirement benefits at 38...