Idiot's guide to Talking About Sex

I say we all just randomly talk about SEX.

By that I mean:
What is it? I'm a twenty year old male virgin/unicorn.
What's it like?
How does one talk about it without knowing anything about it yet still maintain the appearance of knowing about it if, for reasons probably tracable to insanity, he needs to talk about it without doing it? Remember, i'm like a UNICORN.
What's the average age for beginners?
How many partners does it take to make a (Derogatory term for female of loose inclinations deleted)? A "Player"?
Does anyone pay attention to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" anymore?
Is chivalry dead? Who killed it?
And anything else that goes.

Your parents didn't give you the "birds and the bees" speech?

Sex with your hand doesn't count. Therefouth you will remain a virgin your whole life.

Hella nice!

Gender:
Male
Biography:
I don't play video games.
Interests:
None since I quit doing drugs.
Occupation:
Losing my mind.
Dream Job:
Pharmacist.
Favorite Games:
I don't "Game" it.
Preferred Music:
I don't listen to music.
Favorite Phrase:
Have fun, like an advertisement.
How did you find out about Zelaron:
Strange Man from New York.

I call bullshit!

The profile? Actually it's completely true.

The profile? Actually it's completely true.

Sad, yet true.

Well, the idea was to get a bunch of really adolescent talk about sex so I could like, pretend to be on level with everyone else my age.

I say, in responding to this thread, empty your personal life without shame or remorse to the public eye.

to be concered a player, it takes at least 3 women in the same month. But thats what me and my friends concider a player. Adultry is through the roof and women are just looking for the best sexual experience possible

Grav's 8th account.

It's not fucking him. Shut up.

Thanatos's video avatar will fill you in on everything.

and women are just looking for the best sexual experience possible

And that's a bad thing??

no i was just leting him know

It's a bad thing if it involves lies and deceit, sure. Be open if you're not satisfied and leave the relationship if you must.

Just go look at some pr0n.

I'm a 21 year old virgin and I know more about sex than I care to know.

I still want to know things. Like what's the proper way to mong?

I think I'd rather not know.

You're just not a go-getter.

And that I'll have to agree with.

I say we all just randomly talk about SEX. By that I mean: Does anyone pay attention to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" anymore?

Nope.

Just go look at some pr0n. I'm a 21 year old virgin and I know more about sex than I care to know.

So you learned more than you wanted to know about sex by watching too much pr0n?