The Phat Raps Thread

Made by K_A last year( i think)

Oh no, I'm stuck in my truck
All alone, sitting next to a duck
I hope it doesn't want me to fuck
I don't want to bust a nut
Why am I living in Americunt
Skeet skeet skeet
I'm leet leet leet
You just got served
Now get down on your knees and suck my bird

Made by me or somebody i forgot:

I dont like men
I live in a hen
I'm not black
I'm not wack
I'm white
And I cause a fright
Molesting is what I do
Tell all your children to hide at the zoo
Yep, you guessed it right
Jenna Jameson's pussy is very tight
But I don't have a pussy
I talk like a wussy
Although, I wish I had one
I used to be a Nigerian
I belong to the Black Sun Faction
My name is Michael Jackson

You forgot if you made up that rhyme or not?
Its pretty crappy so I'm sure you could go ahead and claim it and no one would care.
Forgive my rudeness but it's been a long time since I've smoked any pot.
As soon as I saw this threads title I knew it was from the kid shaped like a pear.

You forgot if you made up that rhyme or not? Its pretty crappy so I'm sure you could go ahead and claim it and no one would care. Forgive my rudeness but it's been a long time since I've smoked any pot. As soon as I saw this threads title I knew it was from the kid shaped like a pear.

I do not comprehend.

Does that mean his asshole is the size of a watermelon? Mantralord must have been hard at work.

Well I was going to just post the first to sentances, then I figured I'd make them rhyme to fit in w/ the thread scheme. But w/e.

You forgot if you made up that rhyme or not? Its pretty crappy so I'm sure you could go ahead and claim it and no one would care. Forgive my rudeness but it's been a long time since I've smoked any pot. As soon as I saw this threads title I knew it was from the kid shaped like a pear.

Kaneda you have no rhymes, your the endless road thats outta your time. Your raps are crap, and your rhymes are griiiiiiiiiime.
You musta smoked the pot, it seems your brain is on the rot, maybe you just can't rhyme, maybe not.
You don't even talk about flash, cash, or ass. All you do is rot, while your smokin the pot.

Why must you ryhme, ryhme all the time?

Why must you ryhme, ryhme all the time?

Heh, good one. I wasn't trying to rap sport. I explained it in my earlier post.

uhnn uhnnn Im so gangsta its unsafeful uh uh uhnn.....

You need to stop working, You turkey.
I got no bills to buy some pills, so get off me before I kick you with heels.
Ill send you the afterlife, you deserve it after beating your wife.
Now turkey pay the bills, so we can afford the pills and dont beat your wife or Ill end your life!

Thank you thank you! Id also like to thank all people online right now BlueCube, GravitonSurge, i no kung fu, Jamesadin, RoboticSilence, WetWired you guys are the gravy to my mashed rapatatoes

Word. Word.

I'm an internet pirate.
-With a big ol hat,
I surf the net.
-Searching for victims to hax,
.I will fuck you to the max.
-You dont wanna fuck with a pirate like me,
.cuz I surf like a butterfly and hax like a bee.
-I haxed source codes of the longhorn,
.then called bill gates to hear him mourn.
-cuz I'm tough like that,
.tough with my pirate hat.
-Internet pirate, thats what I am,
.I hax, steal, crack and scam.
-Firewalls dont mean shit to me.
.They wish they would be,
.enuff to stop me.
-I got it all, cracks, hax and paypal
.I kno that shit all too well
-Thats why I'm at the top of my game,
.taking the blame, without shame
cuz im the internet pirate, uhuhuh.
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I got too much free time

Nigga nigga plz....

uh..

CHOKE! CHOKE!

uh naw dogs...

nigga i said, im white as light, and i eat spaghetti, my booty is tight, and i like to spread-eet

woop woop232323~!232323!~

Boy what ya trying to do,
I'll fuck you up with my shoe
I slap yo face with the back of my hand
then I'll be going on a rant
about yo momma, her 8inch clit
and all the semen, in her spit and shit
Or maybe I'll start about yo daddy too
one of the inmates in cell block 52
Dropping the soap is his hobby
Taking it up the ass by a guy named fat bobby
enough about all that
less talk about my cat

My cat will fuck you up
she's mad and wont ask wassup
she will have you as her food,
even though it wont taste good
cuz she's a badass killer cat
feared by every dog, human and rat.
9 lives is what she got
She's like a friggin robot.
Laser eyes and rocket farts
Will finish off any of you twarts
wahatch yourself next time you see a cat
it could be mine, dont you forget that
altough it would prolly be already too late
cuz once you see god at the gate
you will know you've met your fate.
AKA killer cat, cat, cat, cat,.... cahahat
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Still got some time

nigga wanna fite?

im tite

Jew go buy a clue,
if you do
you will know that you aint got nothing new

when you say your tite
we all know that it just aint right
you may be white as light
but you aint gonna win this fight

I didn't do the first one, that was NGM.

Haha, both of those were written by me, slay.

I'll make another one.

Not Just Any Ordinary Stick

I'm gun-slinging long
Please don't stick me in your favorite bong
Don't wanna get stuck
If I did the doctors would think you're a schmuck

I can help you make babies
When mother catches you holding me she thinks I have rabies
Get your hands off me you stupid prick
I'm not just any ordinary stick

Lots of good times we'll be having together
So just grab your favorite magazine and I'll make you feel better
Don't wanna stress you out don't wanna ruin your day
Just bring me some ladies and I'll get you your pay

Can you guess who I am or are ya too thick
I'll be the first to confess that I'm your dick

Thats nice as the ice on my hand, man.

This thread is a piece of shit, but just like ice cream, my rhymes are legit.