Dumb ass Poem.

The misery, inside of me has grown
The fatality of the hyperbole has come from a gun
My life is the only thing that matters under the sun
But it's confusing living this life without my number one.

Well, you're right. It was dumb. But you're going to have to try harder to top slaynish's shit. Go for anal sex with men. Please write fiction, I don't want to know.

Uh well the problem with that is I posted an 'erotic story' and since it's related to PORNOGRAPHY it's against the rules.

Little Ms. Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
eating her Curds and ..way
Along came a Spidey
Sat down beside-y
And said "Whats in the bowl bitch!?"

-Andrew Dice Clay

I'm not going to deny that sucks total ass, but theres something about flacid 12 year old dick that just makes me want to stomach pump myself.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Shinto, its raz's forum, let him take care of it. I hear neo chronos calling

Only a matter of time before he's banned.. (again)

Read the rules. Already broke one.

Stating the obvious?

He flamed himself with his title, what did he expect?

No self confidence begets no respect.

What do you Mean by 'number one'. A girlfriend or something?

What do you Mean by 'number one'. A girlfriend or something?

Running with that, I don't think hyperbole is the word you're looking for.

"The fatality of the exaggeration has come from a gun"

If that's what you're going for, it must be so deep that I can't see it.

.... Point being you are NOT Allowed to flame outside the Flame Forum.

Yes, but aren't you flaming? I must have missed when "dumb ass" became an euphamism for "cool."

I didn't think it was too bad D3V.