World Record Thread - Page 1953

Kuja`s #1

Kuja`s #1 said:

All intelligence and purpose has been drained from the WRT. This is a dark day in humanity.

A who and the what now?

All I see is Kuja saying some random useless shit.

Lenny

btfw, lawlz, omg, teh butt seck><0rz

also, it's "Gibberish" not "Jibberish"

KagomJack

It is what ever way I wish to say it.

However I want to spell it correctly then yes, Kagggom is correct.

kockblocker1

i is not a zagggon double

i is a spelling nazi

KagomJack · 05:09 AM

OK mr. Jack. Gibberish it is.

Apparently longevity=100% is a wiggulsworth guy, but even I can't make that make sense. What the fuck was he saying?

Gimme time and I will work it out.

So you're a spelling nazi? Lucky you. They kinda threw me out when I became too good for them. Now I'm nomadic. Floating from forum to forum looking for people to translate and spell. Oh well.

Hmm, german. I speak some German. Let's see:

Frau, frau...Mrs.

Luge........erm......luge, luge, LIE!

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson...

leibt...love
mich..me.

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me!

Klaus: He loves you not!

he..would
she...you...sooner dead person when still something see.

He would still rather see you dead than anything.

Can't be held off killing you, held = heigt. Erm...

gehalten --> past tense halten = hold .'. held.

Ich habe __________ gehalten. I have held ________

Totung = killing

ihn = him

I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities.

And you

wissen = know

And you know _________

zutreffen = to be correct
ist zutreffend = is correct>

dass? das? = that
was = (of course, stupid Lenny) what

And you know, that

sage = saga

And you know, that what saga I, is correct.

What? That doesn't make sense. Lenny! *slaps wrists*. Rewrite it Lenny.

Erm.... saga's are storis, legends.

Hmm, blah blah blah, that what legend I,

And you know, the legend what I, is correct.

Argh, brain melt.

Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, the Legend that I am is correct.

She has his diaries? You have his diaries, his journals, you know

No...sie haben...they have

gerade = straight
gelesen = past tense lesen = read .'. read

Ihnen = (to) you
liege = lie
dass ich nicht zu = that i not too

dass ich nicht zu Ihnen liege = that I would not lie to you.

sie wissen gerade gelesen = you know straight read

hmmm, I'd guess: you know damn straight?

So altogether it is:

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me!

Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, the Legend that I am is correct. They have his diaries, his journals, you know damn straight that I would not lie to you.

Shit, my brain hurts.

Woah, that's a lot of work.

Well, Mr. Jack. Was I right?

Lenny

You know what, I can just imagine this scene.

Mrs. Grauman: Late 40's, early 50's woman --> married young, had babies young, kids grew up and had babies young, now they are grown up, grandson is 11 year old pyscho.

Klaus: Suit. Some kind of government worker.

Scene: Pouring rain, night time. Mrs. Grauman standing at one end of....place --> grassy area, Klaus at other end with umberella -> standing next to his parked car.
Mrs. Grauman is soaked to the bone, screaming at Klaus.

Hmm, what you calling this thing you're doing Kagom?

Lenny

Omg Pwned!!!!!!!

ScamAlot

Omfg So Madly Pwned!!!!!!!

Lenny

that was sorta fucked up my friend, but for the most part good

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me!

Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off from killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, that what I say is correct. They have his diaries, his journals, you know damn straight that I would not lie to you.

that's the full bit.

Lenny

ok, at that point, Klaus is in his car, calling up Frau Graumann, trying to find out where her son is. He wants to kill her son because this is a revenge story. It takes place throughout Europe.

KagomJack

and it's just called "Deutsch Film" because it's a movie i'm writing for German.

KagomJack

I like it so far.

Wow, I actually got most of it right. I'm surprised. Oh well.

Hmm. I wonder...should I or should I not translate your current sig into German?

Anyway, How come you've changed your sig???