Secret Coca-Cola recipe

While I have not yet figured out the exact measurements of the components in the Coca-Cola formula, I have finally managed to establish the prevalence of the following base constituents in the compound:

Cobalt, Calcium, Carbon, Oxygen, Lanthanum

Can anyone help me figure out the proper measurements of each component?

1 oz caffeine citrate
3 oz citric acid
1 fl oz extract vanilla
1 qt lime juice
2½ oz flavoring
30 lb (14 kg) sugar
4 fl oz fluid extract of coca (decocainized flavor essence of the coca leaf)
35 oz cocaine
2½ gal water
Caramel sufficient

Hello Wikipedia.org.

Seriously though, I would have no clue. I would have to gather the ingredients and play with them until the right outcome was created.

Give this website a shot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenCola

1 oz caffeine citrate 3 oz citric acid 1 fl oz extract vanilla 1 qt lime juice 2½ oz flavoring 30 lb (14 kg) sugar 4 fl oz fluid extract of coca (decocainized flavor essence of the coca leaf) 35 oz cocaine 2½ gal water Caramel sufficient

That's a bit much. And it would probably kill you.

Hahaha, that's from the original recipe that used to get everyone addicted so harshly to Coca-cola.

Lol, nice. Why did they stop. Did the government come?

"Hard" drugs as we know it used to be very commonplace. Cocaine was outlawed because it supposedly made black men go crazy and rape innocent white women . It's funny what they said to get things outlawed.

That's one of the reasons marijuana was made illegal, too. "It made you go crazy and kill your family and rape white women."

Pretty sure my whole family's intact and I haven't raped anybody. But I could be mistaken.

I think it has more lethal effects on your body than going crazy and raping white women (why white?)

Because it was an all white Congress, and they were racist . They looked down on all other races, but especially black.

It's still funny though.

pot was associated with the mexicans being crazy because they smoked it, thus it was made illegal. i wrote a paper on it in college....prof. actually liked it.